Ch 1
Out of Control.
Shrek and Fiona were at the mall. They were getting supplies for a BBQ. Puss was looking after the kids for them and Donkey. He was in a bad mood because Donkey got rid of his catnip and wanted to stir up some chaos. He then got an idea as he watched the kids play in the living room and smiled evilly.
He then ran into the kitchen and grabbed everything with sugar and caffeine in it and candy. He laughed evilly as he laid the stuff out in the living room while they were having naps. They weren't allowed sugar because it made them wild and out of control. He watched as Shrek's three ogre triplets woke up and gasped in delight. "Everybody wake up! You're not going to believe this!" Sulgax and Stench weed the two boys said hyped up. "Woah! This is nuts!" their sister Starbucks told them. She watched as they ate some chocolate. "Wake up! There's lots of candy out here!" they yelled. Donkey's kids Sonny, Maya, Nike, Eddie, Pubert and Brydon woke up at that. "How did it get here?" Nike asked them. "I don't know but hurry before the grown ups get here and take it away!" Brydon said as he stuffed marshmallows into himself and Nike was roasting one on Sonny's head. "Hey quit it!" he yelled. Starbucks laughed at that. Puss watched as they destroyed the house.
The kids were climbing up curtains, breaking things, throwing balls and generally being nuts. Puss saw the onion carriage pull up and was nervous. "Oh great! They're back. I'm out of here." He said. Shrek then dropped the grocery bag in his hand when he saw the mess. "Need… more… candy!" Sonny said shivering. "PUSS!" he yelled. "What's going on? You know the kids hate it when you yell." Fiona said as she came in through the door. She saw the mess as well as Donkey. "Who gave them sugar?" Donkey asked her.
"It had to be Puss. He had to go and get the kids sugar and let them destroy the house! I'm just disappointed in him… From now on we hide the candy and junk food where the assassin can't find them and give them to the kids. Right now we need to calm them down." Shrek said to him. He hated it when the kids were hyper. Donkey went with him. He then saw his kids eating the curtains and stopped them. "That's not right guys! I know you shouldn't be left alone with Puss." He told them firmly.
Shrek hoped that when they were older, they wouldn't be like that, all wild and crazy or there would be trouble… Suddenly they heard a noise. It was the onion carriage starting up. "Oh no!" Fiona said as she ran out. Starbucks her daughter was in the driver's seat about to drive off when Shrek grabbed her... "What was that about? You know you're not allowed to drive the car. Mommy and I would be upset if something happened to you or your brothers." he said to her as he held her in his arms. Suddenly she made an odd face. "What's that for?" he thought. But then she threw up over him. "Aw honey. That wasn't great! You're only eating organic stuff from now on as well as your brothers." he said as he went to get changed. "Sorry Mommy." Starbucks told her. "It's okay honey. You ate too much candy and made yourself sick." she told her.