A/N: This is not meant to be an accurate portrayal of 1945 or the Zombie mode. I had a nightmare once after reaching round 56 on solo that inspired this little gem. I do not care for your complaints of how the timeline is fucked up or how the guns I give Richtofen are wrong. What I want are true reviews, not whining about inaccuracies.
This is a horror parody. Deal with it or enjoy it.
Black Ops Zombies
Undead Nightmare
A Short Story
The Nazi undead screamed and howled as they swarmed through Kino der Toten, sending their blood curdling cries echoing throughout the German stronghold. Hundreds of the dead Nazi foot soldiers had been reanimated by Element 115, and now proceeded to push Richtofen back. The boarded windows and doors had long been destroyed, a grim fact in light of how large Kino was. Richtofen was grabbed from behind, and whirled around to slam the barrel of his Olympia in the mouth of a runner. The mad Nazi extended his arm and squeezed the trigger, blowing the creature's head to shit. Gore exploded from the zombie's neck stump and splattered all over Richtofen. It created a proverbial waterfall down the stairs due to the number of rotting corpses. It ran in streams on the wall, and hung in the air as a red mist.
Richtofen swung the shotgun to waste another zombie, but nothing happened. He was out of shot. The Nazi monstrocity before him cackled and tore the gun away. Unphased, the insane scientist whipped out a pair of MP5k's and spun, guns blazing, as the swarm was felled around him. Gore splattered everywhere as limbs were gibbed and heads shattered. The Nazi ran up the staircase and blew the handle off the oak doors, revealing an empty annex with a bloody handprint on the wall. Suddenly, a shrieking zombie shattered the plywood boards covering the hole in the wall, sprinting straight for Richtofen. The man squeezed the triggers, but found his magazines empty. Quickly, he drew his knife and buried it deep in the monster's cranium, silencing the brute. Replacing the knife in its sheath, Richtofen picked up the unused M14 and MP40, and kicked open the door, revealing a,new swarm of Undead.
"This day keeps getting better," grumbled the maniac, and shouldered the rifle. He ran to the right, dropping every zombie along the way. Tossing a frag, he slid under a chain link fence, and pulled the power switch, activating the electricity. Several zombies were fried in the insuing power surge, exploding into clouds of blood and gore. Just then, a bright light surged through the room, and a hellhound leaped at Richtofen. He grabbed the beast and shoved a grenade down its gullet, then kicked it, sending the dog into a crowd of zombies. It exploded, taking the group with it.
Richtofen needed to escape, now. He looked left, then right. Each side was choked with Undead, and he was down to his last frag and a rifle. He ran left.
Richtofen's Diary
Tuesday, November 14, 1945 2:34 A.M.
I have escaped the horde of Undead Nazis, and managed to recover a rather peculiar artifact from Kino der Toten. It appears to be a type of mineral of some sort. Of the class, I am not sure. It emits a queer humming sound, and gives off a strange energy. I picked it up and could feel this energy surging through me. There are voices in my head. They tell me to go to Verrükt, to find the other shard.