UNSAILABLE OCEAN (The Star Ocean Otaku Anthem)
Sung to the tune of "Sunny Place" from the game "Star Ocean"
New Lyrics by Ragnarosen (ragnarosen@aol.com)

NOTE: If you don't know the song that this songfic is based on, you can download a MIDI here: http://members.nbci.com/Ragnarosen/music/sunnyplace.mid



Why the hell did tri-Ace put a chip inside the cartridge? I can't
Emulate it!
Why the hell must I wait for De-Jap to figure out what makes it tick?
I
Wanna play the game so bad I looked for it on eBay but it's
So expensive!
Maybe I'll import it, although reading all that Kanji is a trick...

I'll sail the unsailable ocean
That game sounds like it will be fun
But I'm locked away by a force field
That they call the SDD-1...

Think they should have translated that game for the Playstation, but they
Didn't bother!
Would have been a wise decision. Hope you don't think this song is a joke.
Cause
I am just an avid gamer who has had a lifelong dream to
Join the quest and
Help Ratix and Millie stop the virus that's been plaguing Planet Roke.

It's a tease
I'm so-so with Japanese
I don't think I will survive
I ain't paying fifty-five
Dollars for that RPG
Someone, won't you please tell me
How to make my dream
Come
True

(repeat endlessly)