A/N: This is my first fanfic, and as such, it will probably be… reasonably crappy. It's rated M for a reason, though the first few chapters or so will probably be somewhat mild… Please be patient with my updates, as well. Thank you muchly.

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"I can't believe you're going to do this."

Harry shuffled round nervously. He didn't really want to do this… it was embarrassing enough that Ron had caught him staring at the blond, even more embarrassing that Hermione had managed to get the truth out of him, but what was worst of all… they had insisted on coming with him.

"Oh, come on, you two… can't I just have a bit of privacy?" He asked, glancing over his shoulder and swallowing heavily. If they would just leave him be, this would be a hell of a lot easier. But no. They had decided he needed 'moral support.' Damn… he really, REALLY wished they would leave. Alright, Ron was probably only here because he wanted to witness Harry making a fool of himself, and Hermione was only here because she had a somewhat unhealthy obsession with yaoi, but still.

It was too late to turn back now.

Harry scurried further into his hiding place as one of the many members on his 'To Do List' left the Great Hall. Draco Malfoy had his head turned, smirking at some joke or other that he had just told. Apparently, Crabbe and Goyle found it hilarious, too, for they were both guffawing. It was highly unlikely that they understood the joke.

"Go!" Hermione whispered in Harry's ear, pushing him out from behind the tapestry by jabbing him sharply in the back. "Go!"

Harry yelped faintly, the noise attracting Draco's attention. "Well, if it isn't Potter. What do you want?" He asked, his smirk switching fluidly to a sneer as he raised an eyebrow. Harry swallowed, stepped forwards, and took advantage of Draco's momentary confusion to place one hand at the back of the male's head, drag him closer, and press their lips firmly together. He waited in that position for several moments before turning and sprinting away at top speed. He wasn't an idiot. He had to get out of there before he was jinxed.

Draco was shell-shocked.