The sun beamed down on Radville, which held the residence of the town's local hero. He stepped outside and took a deep breath, stretching his arms towards the sky.
A young boy ran towards Dia. He had a bright smile and candy covered his teeth. The boy wrapped his arms around Dia's built structure for no reason at all.
"GET THE HELL OFF ME!" he shouted, with anger filling his voice like insert some really pathetic metaphor here.
The boy began to cry as Dia grabbed him, spun him around, and launched him into a nearby burning fire.
The boy's parents looked shocked and stared in horror at the town's superhero.
"WHAT?! COME AT ME, BROS," he screamed at the boy's parents.
The father began to charge at Dia. Dia was prepared, though, and brought out his nuclear bomb which he elegantly threw at the father and died on impact.
Dia walked away, brushing his hands together with a wry smile on his face.
"Man," he thought, "I'm so great."
The next morning, Dia woke up and realised his headphones had been misplaced. Disgusted and furious, Dia ran outside. I don't know why, but he just did. To his dismay, he saw the town's villain, SuperPhone. He was actually quite a pathetic villain, since Dia's killed him about thirty-seven times already, but he doesn't kill him dead because Dia's nice sometimes.
"Hahahaha!" A booming laugh came from SuperPhone, "Do you think you can defeat me?!"
"Well, yeah," responded Dia, without a care in the world.
Dia ran towards SuperPhone and punched him in the face.
"ARRRGGHHH! You win this round, Dia! But this isn't over yet!"
SuperPhone ran away.
Dia was crowned the hero once more.