The More You Ruv Someone, The More You Want To Kill Them ~ Christmas Eve, Avenue Q
Loud is the voice that can yell at you at three in the morning without faltering.
Pain is the words that comes from that voice.
Fear is knowing she can kill you.
Bravery is daring her to do it.
Loud is the voice that can yell at you at three in the morning without faltering.
"Naruto, baka? Are you awake?" Sakura Haruno yawned talking to her husband Naruto Uzumaki. It was a good life. She had a great job, a great man (most of the time) and great friends. Sakura loved it. "Hey, Naruto?" She shook his shoulder.
The man in the green pajamas rolled over and mumbled, "No, I like naked girls..."
Wait for it... Sakura made the face that all anime characters make when they're angry. "WAKE UP, YOU BAKA!" Naruto sighed, knowing his day had begun.
"What did I say this time?" He mumbled, rubbing his eyes to adjust to the light.
"Something around the lines of 'I like naked girls.'" Sakura frowned giving him a warning glare.
Sweatdropping, Naruto chuckled nervously, "Erm, sorry?"
Sakura growled and crossed her arms, looking away, "So what did those naked girls look like, huh?
Naruto looked at her dumbstruck, knowing full well that if he said the wrong thing he'd end up in the hospital... again. "They looked like you, of course!" He responded merrily. When you're married to someone, you're supposed to have erotic dreams about that person... right?
"You had a dream... about naked girls... that looked like me?" The pinkette mumbled, piecing what she'd heard together.
The blonde twitched at the tone of voice she was using, "Erm... uh huh?"
Time stood still for a moment in one of the most awkward silences he'd ever lived through.
"BAKA! I'M SLEEPING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! IF YOU WANTED ME TO GET NAKED YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID SO INSTEAD OF WAKING ME UP AT THREE IN THE MORNING!" Boom, her knuckles connected with his face in quite the casual way it always did.
"Ow," Naruto rubbed at the newly formed bump on his head as his wife yapped away and disciplined him on his stupendously stupid behaviour.
See, this is why I love NaruSaku. Yes, this is another series of small drabbles I've started. Except it's all connected with the poem thingy above. Pretty deep, huh? MY ANNIVERSARY PRESENT TO YOU GUYS!