Just something I wrote last night. Little scenes from the lives of Molly and Arthur Weasley.
Just for some of you people, I went over it and changed the spelling on Arthur. I had it spelled wrong, and I'm sorry. Also, I wrote this in the middle of the night, so it's not going to be the best thing on this site. Also, I know Arthur's not an idiot. It's supposed to be funny. Anyway, here it is.
They meet
"Hi, I'm Arthur."
"I'm Molly."
"I know. I've been watching you for a few days...You're very pretty..."
"What?"
"Nothing!"
He askes her out
"Hey Molly, you wanna go out sometime?"
"Sure. When?"
"Um... now?"
Preposal
"Molly, you know I love you, right?"
"Of course I do, Arthur."
"And you love me, right?"
"Arthur, you know I do."
"What would your answer be if I asked you to marry me?"
"It would probably be yes.."
"Oh okay. Then will you marry me?"
Diapers
"Molly? Can you come here for a minute? Bill smells really bad."
"Try changing his diaper, Arthur. I'm busy."
"But... changing diapers is your job!"
Breast feeding
"What are you doing, Molly?"
"I'm feeding our son."
"Which son, Bill or Charlie?"
"Charlie."
"But... where's his bottle? He's sucking on your boob. Only I'm allowed to do that."
"Arthur, it's called breast feeding. We talked about it after Charlie was born, remember?"
"We did?"
"Arthur..."
"Well, it must have been on of those times you were talking about something while I was pretending to listen, when I was really watching- OUCH!"
Smiling or pooping?
"You get to change his diaper, Molly, when he's done."
"What are you talking about, Arthur? Percy isn't doing anything. He's smiling."
"Oh...ops..."
Twins
"Arthur, I brought home my ultrasound."
"Can I see it?"
"Here."
"Um.. Molly?"
"Yes?"
"What's wrong with it?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, our baby has two heads..."
"Arthur..."
"Yeah?"
"It's twins."
"Oh."
Rash
"Molly, maybe we should take Ron back to the hospital."
"Why would we do that? He's perfectly fine."
"But he has a rash on his face."
"Arthur, that's called freckles."
"I knew that..."
"No you didn't, Arthur."
Girl
"They ruined our baby!"
"What are you talking about, Arthur?"
"Our seventh son is missing his parts!"
"Arthur, we had a daughter, not another son."
"Really?"
"Yes. What were you doing when the nurse said it was a girl?"
"Oh... I was eating..."
"ARTHUR!"
Well, what do you think? I came up with this last night when I couldn't sleep. Please review!