A perfect match

A/N: this could almost be a sequel to A kiss can tell... At least that's what I think, since I wrote that and this in a row. : D

"So… You two are finally dating", Hawkeye said. Ed nearly spurted his coffee all over Roy's office.
DATING? He and Roy… DATING?! Roy nodded and smirked as always. "That's right." Hawkeye did something unusual; she smiled and said: "I'm sure you two will be happy. Have a nice weekend, the both of you." Roy nodded and turned his head to read Ed's report when Hawkeye got out of the door.
"We're… we're dating", Ed asked in a shock. He was dating Roy Mustang, the womanizer, the bastard…? Roy lifted his head up and glanced at Ed. "Yea…? We kiss, we have sex, and we go out now and then… Damn, Fullmetal, if that isn't dating, then what is?"
Ed shook his head and sat down. Suddenly he was seeing his whole life flashing in front of him…
"Well, excuse me for being in shock to find out that I'm actually dating with you…" Roy sighed. "I'm the one who should be more shocked." Ed crossed his arms against his chest. "What the hell's that supposed to mean?" "Well, I should loath myself since you're so much younger. And a male. And my subordinate…" Ed rolled his eyes. "Well sorry about those… It's weirder to look this on my point of view; you could be my fucking father! And you're my boss. I mean, come on, every guy wants to have some fresh meat, don't they? But to want a senile like you… that's just… weird. Remind me why we even are dating?"

Roy smiled quite softly as he said: "Because I'm a smug bastard who was problems to feel. And you're a stubborn brat who won't ever admit how he feels. We're a perfect match." Ed snorted. I'm not a stubborn brat and I do admit how I feel… Sometimes… Okay, the bastard's right! But I'd die before admitting THAT! "Think so…?" "I know so." Roy put his arms on Ed's shoulders and began to stroke Ed's hair. They were like that for a while and Ed was thinking that once again Roy was right…
"You know, I still think you've the luckier here. I mean, at least I'm handsome… and tall." "I'M SHORT, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA SAY?! THOSE WERE YOUR FUCKING LAST WORDS!"

Outside the office Havoc's and Hawkeyes eyes widened as they heard Ed's shout and after that crashing. "I always knew they'd have a passionate relationship", Hawkeye said after a while. "Yea, me too… Better get out of here." "DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT DAMN GLOVE ON!" "I already did, how's that?!" "I guess so", Hawkeye said and they walked quickly away. From experience both of them knew that when Ed and Roy were fighting, they would be fighting in 10 kilometers' radius. Hawkeye chuckled a bit. "They really are a perfect match, aren't they?"