Hathaway's reading something when Lewis approaches. It's a copy of a witness statement printed in shaky handwriting. Witness: PC Peach, age four. I chase him. I bite him...
"What's this?"
Hathaway smirks. "From the West Midlands. Police Dog Peach helped catch a suspect. CPS misread the report, and repeatedly asked for his statement, even after his handler told them he was a dog. So they submitted this."
"It's not a bad report. Concise. Simple. No big words. Speaking of reports..."
"On your desk."
"Good boy, James."
"Do I get a biscuit, sir?"
"Later. Right now, we've got to go. Walkies!"
Note:This is based on a true story. I can't post links, but search PC PEACH DOG in your favorite search engine, and a variety of news articles should come up.