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YOU KNOW YOU WATCH TOO MUCH NARUTO WHEN…
. You're in the middle of a breakdown, and you suddenly scream: "ITACHI!!! WHY!?!?"
. You consider Garaa one or all of these things: hot, huggable, cute or proper boyfriend material!
. You see sign language and attack the poor deaf person, because you think that they're attacking you with jutsus!
. You yourself practice hand-sign jutsus for half an hour every night!
. You say "Believe It!" after every sentence! Believe It!
. Life is very troublesome…
. Sandcastles are suddenly very interesting…
. You named your dog Akamaru…actually, I have a dog named Josie but, thanks to my insistent training, she now answers to both names! I'm trying to teach her how to act like Akamaru. Already, I can tell her to 'Get Em' and she growls and barks savagely! Well, it's a start!
. You get upset when somebody kills an insect…
. You get a tattoo of a hidden village symbol (or all of them)…
. You get a tattoo of a bird on your forehead…
. You got a blue headband and died it with food colouring/nail polish/real blood to make it look authentic, because your parents won't let you buy a Naruto headband!
. You jump off a cliff to try to summon that turtle thingie!
. You try to walk up trees and on water!
. Your parents know what Naruto is, and ask you about the show, and you can answer all of their answers correctly!
. You want to cosplay so badly as a Naruto character, but you can't decide which!
. You bought a giant fan, a giant gourd, a life-sized puppet and various other "Naruto Gear" to help you to decide.
. You tell your career ed. Teachers: I'm gonna be the next Hokage!
. You bought a kunai.
. You got it confiscated.
. Knives/forks/pencils etc. have become your kunai.
. You've memorized all of those Shinobi Rules!
. You gave yourself a Shinobi ID!
. You're favourite number corresponds with the number your favourite ninja got for round three of the Chuunin exams (Naruto number one, Kankuro number five etc….)!
. You dyed your hair pink and started to call yourself Sakura!
. You look in every single adult bookshop for Itcha Itcha Paradise!
. You got the Kanji symbol for Love tattooed in red onto the left side of your forehead!
. You shaved off your eyebrows…
OR…
. You grew your eyebrows and styled your hair into a mushroom shape!
. You have a Garaa plushie, and you hug it every single day!
. There are one or more orange jumpsuits hanging up in your wardrobe…
. You went to your principle and demanded that there be Naruto classes, or at least classes on Ninjutsu etc. taught at your school!
. You bought some life-sized puppets, and installed various weapons in them!
. Whenever somebody insults your puppets, you leap at them and break every single bone in their body, as a punishment!
. Whenever anybody insults Naruto, you break down and cry.
. Whenever anybody insults Garaa, you narrow your eyes and throw sand at them…
. You feel sorry for Garaa…
. You are seriously considering a job as a puppeteer…
. You find that Rock Lee's methods of training actually work!
. You sing the Naruto songs in the shower…
. You brought figurines of Sakura and Sasuke, and they got married/divorced…
. You can't open a scroll or a piece of paper without flinging it out with flair!
. You own 2 VCR's. Just in case one fails during taping of the show, the next one can take its place.
. You bought the book Dead Puppets Dance, because Kankuro would have too! It has nothing to do with puppets (trust me, I brought it along these guidelines, but it's a good book…)