READ THIS: Kim and Ron are seniors now, BUT there are not and were never dating. Another thing you should know is, that a Black Mamba, is the world's most deadliest snake (along with a king Cobra).
Copyright: Disney created the characters used for this fan fiction, therefore I don't own them, I just borrowed them.
Chapter 1:
DRAKKEN'S LAIR
"I'm a genius," Drakken said "the next time I capture Kim Possible, I will tie her up inside a glass cage, where there will be a Black Mamba, we might have to provoke it a little, but sooner or later that snake will have to bite her, and you and I will watch her slow death, Shego. And then, with no Kim Possible to protect the world, the world will bow down to me, MWAHAHAAA."
"Hooray," Shego said as if she couldn't care less "I bet 10 grand that your plan won't work."
Drakken looked annoyed at Shego. "You know I don't bet with you anymore, Shego, I already owe you 200.000 dollars, and I'm beginning to think that betting means bad luck!"
"Oh please, don't go all superstitious," said Shego "the reason why your plans always fail is simply because they suck, Dr. D!"
"What could possible go wrong in this plan?" Drakken asked
"Well, she could shoot herself free with a little laser, which she always seems to have access to some way or another," Shego replied
"OK, I'll be using mirror metal to hold her then." Drakken said
"She could still pick the lock somehow."
"I'll not only cuff her ankles and wrists to the wall, but also all of her fingers then, and as a bonus I'll cuff her in an X position, that way her hands can't connect."
"Then the ugly naked rat will come to the rescue!"
"I will cuff both Kim Possible, the rat and the buffoon to the wall."
"But I don't get paid enough!"
"I will increase you payment 5 percent!"
"That should do," Shego grinned "but you better go do all of those things now, especially the last one."
"Yes." Drakken said, then spun 180 and ran out of the room
"Could this get any easier?" Shego Grinned
MIDDLETON HIGH – KIM'S LOCKER
Kim's TV-kimmunicator in her locker turned on
"Hi Wade, what's the sitch?" Kim asked
"Drakken and Shego busted out this morning," Wade answered on the screen "just thought you'd like to know."
"Why can't the villains ever stay in jail," Kim said annoyed "they know next time they try something, I'll be there to foil their plan."
"Maybe there won't be a next time!" Ron said "Maybe they busted out and then turned good!!"
Wade and Kim didn't say anything, instead hey just looked at Ron like he was an alien.
"I of course don't think so myself," Ron said quickly "I'm just saying it would be nice if they did."
"Yea, it would" Kim answered "Wade…"
"I'll keep you informed." Wade said before Kim could finish her sentence
"Please and thank you." Kim said, and cut off the connection
DRAKKEN'S LAIR
Drakken looked at his wrist pretending there was a watch "they should have been here by now." he said annoyed.
"Whom?" Shego asked
"Those with the Black Mamba, I want it now!" Drakken complained, just as the doorbell started ringing. Drakken rushed to the door and opened it as fast as he could, he spotted the delivery guy and said "you're late!"
"Dude, hi," the delivery guy said "Mark, the dude I was drivin' with got bitten by the snake, so I had to get him to the red plus within 20 minutes to get the antidote or he woulda died, dude!"
Drakken looked wondering at the man "the red plus?" he asked
"Yea dude," the delivery guy said "the hospital y'know. He shoulda taken the antidote before we started drivin, like I did, dude."
"Please stop calling me dude." Drakken said "it's annoying me"
"OK, dude."
"NNNNGH, where is my snake?" Drakken asked mad. The delivery guy opened the truck he had arrived in, rolled out a 10 square feet big box and placed it next to Drakken, he then pulled out a piece of paper.
"I need you to sign here and here, dude." the delivery guy said while pointing at the paper. Drakken took the paper and the pen the delivery guy was offering.
"One question," Drakken said "because the snake bit your friend, it doesn't mean that the poison doesn't work anymore, does it?"
"Of course not, dude," the delivery guy answered "the snake has poison enough to kill 9 people at a time, dude, so if you don't have any antidote, I strongly suggest you to get some, dude, cause you're about 250 miles away from the nearest hospital, so if the snake bites you, you'll have to travel with 800 m/ph to the nearest hospital or else you're dead, dude, and unless you have a…"
"yes, fine, buy!" Drakken said and closed the metal door "what a blabber head!". Drakken took the box with the Black Mamba in it, and walked out of the room while talking to himself "What would I need antidote for? It would be stupid to first poison Kim Possible and then give her the antidote, I don't want her to survive so she can foil anymore of my plans…"
"Dr. D." Shego interrupted
"YES what it is, Shego?" Drakken responded annoyed
"I'm leaving for today, you can finish your oh so brilliant plan without interruptions then."
"Shego, you're my sidekick, you're supposed to stay here."
"Yea well you don't need me right now and you preparing for one of your plans is always as boring as it could possible get, so see ya tomorrow." Shego started walking towards the door
"But…" Drakken didn't dare to say anymore than that, due to Shego's hands that started glowing plasma forcefully. Shego walked out the door and Drakken left the room along with the box with the Black Mamba inside of it.
TO BE CONTINUED