DISCLAIMER: Not mine

WARNINGS: Humor, silliness. 13x5! Enjoy!

SUMMARY: Wufei has a hickey and it is the gossip of the office!

HICKEY

Preventers Head Quarters. In the break room.

"He's what?!?!"

"Shh, keep your voice down."

"No way. He's got…a HICKEY?"

"Yup. Right at the base of his neck."

"You're kidding me! From whom?!?!"

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At the secretary's desk.

"He left his hair down!"

"Seriously? I've never seen Agent Chang do that…"

"Mmhmm. He's hiding a hickey."

"What? No way. He's too proper for that."

"Apparently not. Come on, I'll show you."

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Outside, Agent Chang's office.

"Shh, wait."

Voices from inside.

"Hey, Wu…" That was Agent Maxwell's voice. "I've been hearing rumors…what's that on your neck?"

CRASH!

The people outside looked alarmed as Agent Maxwell stepped outside and shut the door, grinning.

"Might I suggest that you not disturb him for the rest of the day?"

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Treize looked up from his book as he heard the front door slam. His lover was home apparently. Placing his book down, he went to greet the other.

"…damn gossiping, feather headed, pea- brained…" Treize winced a little at the string of insults, some in English and others in Mandarin. Something bad must have happened in the office, he presumed. Stepping into the living room, he started to greet his lover.

"Welcome ho-AH!"

THUMP!

They both crashed into the carpet as Wufei barreled into him with full force. Before he could make sense of what was going on however, his dark haired lover was nuzzling his neck and wiggling against him in all sorts of delicious ways. Treize quickly forgot what he was going to say.

"Ooh, yes, right there...a little higher, if you would, love. Perfect! Oh god… hmmm….. OW!"

Wufei sat back up with a smirk, his eyes sparkling. "There! Now you have one too!"

Treize looked at his lover, wondering if he had finally gone over the edge. Work was very stressful, ya know.

"What have you done, you little demon?" He tried to peer at his own neck, the base of which was stinging slightly. "You…you gave me a hickey!"

Wufei pouted. Sticking his lower lip out fully and widening his eyes. Treize stared.

"Well, it's not fair that I have to deal with gossip about my hickey, which by the way you gave me last night. I told you not to mark me where anyone could see! Now you need to deal with one too!"

Treize grinned slowly. "So…you don't mind me giving you hickeys where people can't see?"

"Well…no…"

Treize pounced.

The next day at the office.

"Look! He's got a matching one on the other side of his neck!"

CRASH!

END