"Season Three of Total Drama, Folks!", Chris McLean, the self-proclaimed dashing host said with his fantastic black hair, just right five o' clock shadow, stunning black eyes, well worn blue modern shirt with a perfect collar and well-made white undershirt with gorgeous long sleeves and the perfect khaki pants under it all, touched up with a nice necklace and great sneakers said while he stood at an airport and totally did not pay anyone to say that about him, "The world is gonna be mine! And finally, Veronica is no longer able to steal my position as THE host! Speaking of which", Chris said as a bus arrived on the scene, "I have to spend it with a three ring team traveling freak show. They'll be competing all around the globe for this time, One Hundred BILLION dollars! So let's meet our players!", as he continued those he called out walked out of the bus with backpacks of red or blue depending on gender walked out, "Heather, Cody, Gwen, Duncan, Trent, Lindsay!", in order out walked a girl of asian descent with a short black ponytail, a red tank top, very short light green shorts and wedge heels that matched her top, a small boy with brown hair and teal eyes wearing a formal shirt beneath a cream shirt with a red stripe above a green stripe and topped it off with green sneakers and blue jeans, a taller boy with black hair with a green faux hawk ontop of it, one ear with two piercings, the other with one, one eye with two piercings and a nose piercing, a black shirt with a skull design on it, jean shorts, red and white sneakers, and a long sleeve cream coloured shirt under the black one, a spiked dog collar on his neck, a black soul patch and teal eyes, and he was followed by Gwen who had a light gothic attire (a skirt with dark leggings and booths underneath it, with a top that showed her stomach but had long sleeves and was mostly dark teal in colour) and had darker eyes and hair mostly coloured dark teal thanks to dying, and she was followed by a bow with black hair with one end going over one eye, a green shirt with a black handprint on it, a long-sleeved camo undershirt with black pants and green shoes. He was followed by Lindsay, a blonde girl with blue eyes that had big breasts, a brown vest over red shirt, a short orange dress, a light blue bandanna, and fashionable cowgirl boots. Lindsay and Trent waved, Cody made finger points to the camera with a smile, and Heather just walked on smiling as did Gwen. Once they stopped, Cody stood by Heather as she turned straight to Gwen.
"How does it feel not having LeShawna with you this time, Gwen?", she said insultingly.
"I dunno", Gwen replied, "How does it feel having pony hair as hair?"
"My extenions are HUMAN hair!", Heather sternly answered right back, angrily.
"You learn something new everyday", Duncan then commented, refering to what Heather just said. Gwen lightly laughed at this, while Heather grew increasingly offended.
"You're right Duncan", Heather then said, turning back to Gwen, "Like how Gwen went from Goth to F** Hag!", she then turned to Cody who was bisexual, "No offense, Cody."
"None taken!", Cody said right back, "If it's from you...or Justin", he then smiled at her lightly, she had no response to this. Gwen just looked on offended at the insult Heather said to her, but didn't feel like replying to it.
"Hey!", Lindsay then said to all of them, "Has any of you seen Tyler? I heard he was in this time!", everyone rolled their eyes when she said that.
"The Co-Host of Total Drama Aftermath,Bridgette!", Chris called out by the bus as a girl with a blue hoodie, light blue jean shorts, brown sandals a long blue ponytail and green eyes walked out of the bus smiling, "And also DJ, returning favourites Noah,...Ezekiel and Beth!", soon enough a very tall and muscular jamacian boy with a green shirt with white details that had an orange 'D' on it came out, he had shaven short dark hair with a white cap over it and blue jean shorts, and he was waving to the camera. DJ was followed by Noah, a boy with brown hair, indian (the country india) skin and heritage, brown eyes, had a red sweater vest over a blue shirt over a long sleeve white shirt and khaki shorts and light green sneakers.
"Finally I get away from sir failed white rapper", Noah remarked in regards to Ezekiel, a boy with a light green hoodie, a blue beanie, very pale white skin, slight brown facial hair strands on his chin, grey eyes, jean pants and sneakers.
"Yo yo yo!", Ezekiel said as he was trying to rap, "I ain't no failed rapper! I'm the shit, ya heard me?"
"Yeah, we heard you", Noah responded, "We just don't care."
"Then wave ya hands in the air!", Ezekiel said back, waving his hands in the air as he walked to the others. They were either laughing at him or disgusted with him, depending on who they were. After that did Beth, a girl who was not as pretty as Lindsay, Heather, Gwen or Bridgette nor as tall as them stepped out wearing a green shirt with a greener vest with scout badges on it, brown hair with a side ponytail, glasses over her eyes, pink pants and white sneakers.
"This is going to be like, so much fun!", Beth exclaimed, "I've never rode on a plane before in my life!"
"Then how did you go to Japan with Lindsay?", Gwen questioned Beth with.
"We took a ship"
"Yeah!", Lindsay said back as Beth walked over to her, "It was fun, but I wish we had enough money to take the plane! Planes seem like so much fun!"
"But they can crash, though", Beth then got a little scared, turning to Chris along with Lindsay, "This plane won't crash, will it?"
"I hope not!", Chris replied, turning to the massive Jumbo Jet with decals of him as a pilot on the sides of it's hull, "That baby's got my face on it! Anyway, we've also got Eva!", Eva, a very muscular girl with a black ponytail a bit longer than Heather's a butch build, orange-brownish eyes, and mostly blue work-out like outfit with no sleeves walked in, she also had a unibrow and was lifting fifty pound weights in both hands, "Justin!", an attractive boy with dark hair, hawaiian heritage and skin, a dark green shirt and jean pants followed her, he had gorgeous blew eyes and thick lips, and a well built body, Cody admired him the most while Heather scowled at him the most, "Sadie!", a very overweight girl with tight pink shirt and a loose type with black and white stripes, black hair in two twin ponytails, pink lipstick and matching wedge heels then stepped off the bus crying heavily, walking straight passed Eva and to the others while holding onto a photo of her skinnier and tanner friend who dressed like her and had the same hairstyle."and finally, Tyler!", a brunette boy with a red hairband and red tracksuit and brown eyes then stepped out, stricking a pose before he tripped and fall right onto Justin, who then smacked into Eva. Though, it was more like hitting a rock so the two boys fell down to the ground while Eva just remained unphased by it at all. Chris chuckled a bit before moving on, "And to add more variety to this season, we have TWO newcomer competitiors, AND we've also got one of our long-time staff members as a contestant! The staff member is Cody's older cousin from Russia but now a citizen of our country Canada, she's appeared in many movies a child actor megastar but nowdays is in nothing but horrible comedy movies, it's Veronica!", Veronica, girl now wearing a pink hairband with a blonde ponytail, a modern grey jacket with a nice pink shirt that showed her clevage and a back slanted skirt with matching pink heels then walked out of the bus, she was visibly upset about competing.
"I SHOULD be a hostess", she said to Chris as she walked right over Tyler, hurting him with her heels, "NOT a contestant!"
"Well too bad", Chris said uncaringly, "Your contract says that should you end up in a position where you qualified to compete in a season", he said as he took out a copy of the hosts' contract, "Or if someone convinces the producers to put you in said situation for ratings, that you are officially a contestant and for at least the current season do not have any power as a staff member or hostess until or unless you are eliminated."
"So she won't leave if she's voted off?!", Cody exclaimed in response, Veronica glaring at his obvious insult.
"Oh no, she'll leave!", Chris said, "She'll just return to the Aftermath show is all. Unless, I convince the producers to kick her off. No success yet."
"Ever", Veronica said with a confident tone, "They'd be crazy to kick me off the series at this point!"
"Yeah, anyway", Chris continued, "Our first new comer is an honour roll student with a diplomat for a dad and the suspicious good looks to charm the pants off of most species! Alejandro Burromuerto!", then out stepped a hispanic boy with somewhat long brown hair, light green eyes, a soul patch matching his hair, a nice collared red shirt, grey pants, light blue earrings that were small, a silver bull head necklace and dark coloured boots. He had black glasses on that he quickly took off with a smile. He then turned to Tyler and Justin who were on the ground and offered a hand to help them up.
"Amigos, let me help you", he said as he grabbed onto Tyler and Justin and helped back on their feet. Both of them were somewhat put off by him doing that.
"I like girls", Tyler said somewhat nervously back at him.
"And I happen to be interested in someone else.", Justin replied, looking over to Cody with a wink, Cody winked back, still standing next to a scowling Heather. Alejandro just shrugged in response, keeping his charming smile as focus shifted back to Chris.
"And She's a sugar addicted super fan! With sixty total drama blogs, and having been kicked off the first, Sierra!", he then gestured to the plane as a girl with tight light blue pants, a long purple ponytail longer than any other of the girls' hair and also mostly braided, tan skin, a yellow top and black eyes came out of the door at super fast speed, going almost crazy at seeing her favourite t.v. stars in person.
"OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS!", Sierra squealed happily, "AND THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!", she then laughed almost like a monkey, "Anybody got a paper bag I can breathe into?", she then screamed once more as she caught sight of Cody once again and ran right over to him, purposely shoving Heather and Justin aside, "Oh my god, Cooodddy! I've always dreamt of this moment...Only you weren't wearing anything.", she said the last part evily almost, making Cody feel very uncomfortable.
"Wow cousin", Veronica commented, "Looks like you finally have what you always wanted after all.", in response to this insult Cody angrily looked at Veronica, though didn't have the chance to say anything as the Jumbo jet was then being wheeled to where all of them were standing in all of it's glory. It was a seemingly rusty giant plane, big enough for all of them to temporarily live in for the competition at least. In it's cockpit was Chef (a very buff and tall black man with a light mustace/soul patch, and currently a more commercial pilot's suit with Chris on the decals wearing the more cartoon/single plane suit.) beside him was , a mad un-liscensed doctor with a big red nose over his real one, a doctor coat over a quite average outfit, and a large red afro. His eyes always changed colours of the rainbow with every other shot he was in).
"What the?", Duncan said as it was being loudly wheeled in.
"You expect me to stay on that?", Veronica scoffed in response, "That rusty piece of junk is more likely to explode than have me on it!"
"Ahem", Chris went as he once more showed Veronica the contract she signed to be on the official staff of the show, "You have no choice."
"HMPH!", Veronica replied, folding her arms and clearly being annoyed with this all.
"I agree with Veronica", Heather then said, "How safe IS that thing?"
"As safe as floaties!", Chris commented, just after a piece of the plane fell off with a rat and a racoon on it, both of them then running off, Chris just continuing to speak and completely ignoring them, "Now loading!"
"I WANT KATIE HERE!", Sadie suddenly exclaimed in a giant fit of tears, a cry so squealy that everyone had to cover their ears, "KATIE! KATIE KATIE KATIE!", she cried loudly, hugging the phot of her best friend tightly. It was amazing the glass didn't break, actually. Eva had eventually gotten so annoyed, having put up with her crying the entire ride to the airport, that she was about to punch Sadie out, but Alejandro stepped in before she could do that, wanting to speak with Sadie himself.
"Seniorita", he said to her as he put an arm on her shoulder, grabbing her attention and soothing her crying, "Your friend Katie wouldn't want you to remain crying over her for the entire season, she would want you to be strong and not cry!"
"You're so hot", Sadie responded, looking right at Alejandro's eyes, but then remembering Katie and beginning to cry once again, "BUT I WANT KATIE HERE TO LOOK AT YOU WITH ME LIKE WE USED TO DO WITH JUSTIN TOGETHER!", she then cried once more, going down to the ground on her knees and doing so, "I WANT KATIE BACK! WHY? WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GO AWAY?! WHY COULDN'T SHE BE AT THE RED CARPET WITH ME?!", she continued to cry more and more until Chris got fustrated enough to hand Eva his personal frying pan, which she then used to angrily smack Sadie right on the head to knock her out at least temporarily.
"Anyone else want this?!", Eva said to everyone else.
"No", Cody quickly responded.
"I'll take a window seat!", Bridgette commented.
"I love the plane!", Lindsay and Beth both said in unison.
"GOOD!", Eva exclaimed angrily, "Now let's get on this fuckin' thing and get this over with!"
"Now boarding!", Chris announced to everyone, "On a voyage to One Hundred BILLION big gones!", he then faced the camera, "We're saving you a first class seat for ALL the action! Right here, on TOTAL, DRAMA, WOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLDDD TOOOOOOOUUUUURRRRR!"
"Seriously?", Duncan commented before the intro segment appeared. The intro song, only seen to those watching on television, was not really happening and played to the song 'I wanna be famous'.
[INTRO SEQUENCE - SKIP IF YOU WANT]
It first showed a spotlight appearing near an airport tower, then one appearing from a suitcase and shining on breathing helpers, and then a camera pushing a raccoon out of the activating engine and one finally coming out of a briefcase with a bra on it before the director's clapper was shown being clapped, leading to show one going through a first person perspective through a hallway, Chris jumping out of the way and Chef and ducking from it in the cockpit. It then flew through some airport traffic and then by a large tower before cutting to underwater with Sadie holding her picture of Katie before it was taken by a shark, prompting her to attack it senselessly until it spat it out. On the surface, Ezekiel was trying to rap dance on a canoe made of bamboo or something until Duncan smacked him with an oar, laughing about it as it went through alligator infested water. Veronica was with him rowing it and just laughed along with him, but then they hit a rubber raft with Sierra holding Cody on it, he tried to grab at them for help as he and Sierra sank, but Duncan just looked on surprised at this while Veronica was laughing hysterically. Things then went to the statue of liberty where Alejandro was helping Heather up with a charming smile as Tyler ran with Noah in a baby carriage, eventually tripping over Trent laying on the ground and sending Noah off the statue and down into what was the frozen ice cap part of the yukon, landing right into Gwen's arms, the two of them looking at eachother with cocked eyebrows but Gwen didn't drop Noah. Meanwhile Lindsay looked at a photo of Tyler and scratched her head before Dr. Pennywise came in and scared her away with acting like he was going to operate on her, only to then be revealed that it was Beth in a costume who tried to run after Lindsay but was attacked by an angry white seal pup. It then showed Bridgette and DJ surfing the waves of a sunny place together until they smacked into eachother and fell in and then shifted to Justin avoiding punches from Eva in the street somewhere until the plane flew over them and interrupted it, then cut to Beth, Trent, Sadie, Noah, Gwen and DJ holding hands and doing the 'can-can', kicking their legs in and out with Heather, Veronica, Eva, Lindsay, Cody and Duncan doing the same atop them and Alejandro, Justin, Lindsay, Bridgette and Ezekiel ontop of them with Tyler ontop of all of them, all of doing that same dance. The plane then flew passed a dessert, then threw paris where it made a french couple get smacked in the face with food, and then by a mountain range where it took the top off of one mountain. All of them were then shown continuing their dance while mouthing the lyircs 'I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous' with the song while Veronica and Heather glared at each-other, Sierra stared at Cody, and DJ got hit in the face with a seagull. Chef, with Pennywise with him, then shifted the plane to the side, knocking all of the contestants off of it and into the sky. All of them fell down with parachutes, Sierra holding Cody in her arms, and landed just as a vehicle with the season's logo drove up behind them, ending the intro and finally bring things back to the actual episode with things that were really going on.
[INTRO SEQUENCE OVER]
The actual episode continued with Chris walking everyone right into the part of the plane with tables lined like a cafeteria, random kitchen objects everywhere and chairs made of random things.
"Singing?!", Gwen commented as they all walked in with him, turning to her fellow contestants, "I thought Chris was joking about that!"
"Am I the only one with no problem singing?", Veronica gloated, "I have several mixtapes and one full album of my own! I'm a pop singer, after all."
"We get it", Noah said as he rolled his eyes, "You're famous, blah blah blah. You don't have to repeat yourself every god damn episode.", most of the other contestants snickered at his remark, even Chris got a little laugh, though Veronica glared at Noah for a few seconds.
"Whatever", Veronica replied, "Point is, I actually like singing."
"Well I don't!", Duncan then angrily exclaimed, looking right at Chris, "Girls sing, little birdies sing, hahaha, Duncans, do not sing!"
"As long as I can rap, the Zeke is all good!", Ezekiel sad in his rapper voice, "Word!"
"Do it, and you'll die!", Duncan and Eva both threatened him with their fists in unison, making Ezekiel back off a bit in fear.
"Why are you doing this to us?!", Heather then said to Chris, who came up with a pretty quick and blunt response, actually.
"Singing reality shows are HUGE!", he explained, "and the worse the singing, the higher the ratings! Which is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, or rehersals, or warning!", upon hearing that all of them complained in unison, meaning what they were saying was most intelligible. "Anywho, this is the dining room area, where you'll enjoy in-flight meals!"
"Not for long, yo!", Ezekiel then exclaimed, "Prepare to lose to the Zeke!"
"Okay", Gwen then said, putting a hand on his shoulder, "Not trying to be mean here, but you do remember what got you voted off first last time, right?"
"Word!", Ezekiel said back to her, "And I spent every second makin' sure that don't happen! I'm faster, stronger, smauter, and-", Chris then interrupted,
"Chattier, Blabbier, can't shut uppier, now ZIP IT! Let's finish the tour, so we can get this bird in flight!"
"Is there a-", Sadie said as she was crying over Katie being gone, though not hysterically anymore, "Bathroom?"
"Right through there!", Chris gestured to said bathroom, the crying Sadie went into the room where he was pointing to, where she found;
[BATHROOM CONFESSIONAL]
Sadie - walks in crying, as she sits down, she notices the camera facing her "A Camera? This is a confessional? That's...KATIE SHOULD BE HERE WITH ME TO TALK WITH ME THEN!", she then cries even more hugging onto her photo so much that the frame shatters and the glass falls to the ground, possibly cutting her but she didn't care at all. She just held on to the picture itself as she cried, "WHY CAN'T MY PARENTS BE RICHER?!"
[BATHROOM CONFESSIAL ENDS]
"Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accomodations between destinations!", Chris said as he and the 18 contestants were gathered in a room with two long benches on each side, and some laundry hanging from the ceiling.
"Okay!", Lindsay replied, "But, where are our beds?"
"Our Intern is demonstrating!", Chris then gestured to an Intern that resembled Tyler but was blonde, had a white muscle shirt and khaki shorts on, sleeping in a very uncomfortable harness rather than a bed.
"That, does NOT look comfortable!", Heather commented.
"No comfort for losers!", Chris said right back, "Safety harnesses and, an emergency exit! But no comfort here, here or, here!"
"Hahahaha!", Sierra laughed as she went right over to Chris and started laughing for no real reason, "O-M-G Chris I am so L-O-L! Hahahaha!"
"I say we hit the winner's compartment, homedog!", Ezekiel suddenly commented, "Cuz I am never gon' sit here, eh! I'm only gonna be a winner, yo-yo-OW!", he was suddenly struck by Eva hard with the frying pan she got earlier. He fell right to the ground and nobody felt bad for him at all. Chris even smiled and laughed in response before taking everyone to a nice cabin of the plane filled with comfortable seats, a map of the entire world, an actual bar with drinks, and even a large bathroom that included plenty of toilet stalls and even showers.
"This is the first class cabin!", Chris told them as they all checked it out nicely, "The domain of each week's winners!", as he said this Beth and Lindsay were standing in-front of Alejandro, admiring his good looks while Sadie sat at the bar drinking soda as if it were beer and still upset about her loss of Katie this season and the others were admiring the seats of the cabin.
"Now this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve!", Alejandro said as he stood with Beth and Lindsay, both of whom couldn't help but admire him.
"Awww!", Beth said back with a smile.
"They have ladies in first class too?", the confused Lindsay said to him before realizing what he meant, "Oh! Me and Beth! You meant me!...are you Tyler?", Alejandro then frowned a bit and looked at Lindsay with one raised eyebrow. Tyler was just looking at this in visible sadness that Lindsay had blatantly forgot about him with how long they have been separated from eachother during the series.
"Lindsay's supposed to like me!", Tyler said while stood next to DJ.
"That dude is as smooth as my Momma's gavy!", DJ commented, "haha, nobody can compete with gravy! Not even Owen!"
"Hey! Lindsay!", Tyler called out, "I know where Tyler is!", she then looked right over to him, "He's right over here!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah!", Tyler replied, "Infact, I'm Tyler!"
"You are?!", Lindsay said surprised, "But...I don't remember him looking like you.", Tyler's face sank when he heard that. "I think he was more...Tyler-ish.", Beth would have come inbetween this, but she was too busy admiring Alejandro to even notice Lindsay and Tyler's conversation.
"I can prove it!", Tyler said to her, "I can uh...do a triple backflip!", he then attempted this very thing, only right after the first flip he landed face first and hurt himself right infront of Alejandro.
"Do you need help with that, Amigo?", Alejandro asked to Tyler, but Tyler held out a hand and helped himself up instead.
"I'm good", Tyler said to him, "I...I like girls! Go to Cody or Duncan if you're into that!", Duncan raised one half of his unibrow at Tyler saying that, and Cody one eyebrow, but neither of them said anything since Tyler was technically speaking truth.
"Just offering help", Alejandro replied with a shrug.
"Awww!", Lindsay said back, "I hope you're Tyler! You're so sweet!"
"Yeah!", Beth added, "Super Sweet!"
"Thank you", Alejandro said to them with a charming smile, "I appreciate the compliments."
"By the way", Beth said to him, "What's the name again?"
"Alejandro"
"That's such a cool name!", Lindsay replied, "I could say it all day!"
"Please do", as Alejandro continued conversing with Lindsay and Beth, Heather couldn't help but scowl right at him.
[COCKPIT CONFESSIONAL - CHEF AND PENNYWISE ARE IN BACKGROUND SEATS]
Heather - "I can see right through that guy", she then looks around the confessional, "You know, this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet."
Chef - Turns to add his own words into this, "Maybe for you, I'm tryin' to prep for a fly with this guy in here!"
Pennywise - honks his clown nose
Heather - "Hello! Venting! sssshhh! Anyway, new guy is so transparent! So fake! So-"
Chef - "Deliciously seductive?"
Heather - "That is not what I was going to say!"
Chef - "Pretty good lookin' guy to boot!"
Pennywise - "Yes! I would love to use my stone rock technique on him! It's my most effective medical technique of them all, second only to the windex technqiue used by most true greek people!"
Heather - "Augh, fuck this!"
[COCKPIT CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
"Woah, where are we know?", Cody said as they all were now in a new room, he then looked around to see all the stuff to see what was in this room that was fancier than even first class, "A Grand piano, a burning fireplace, a four person hot tub with LED light show and dancing waters, a makeshift miniature hospital area with, a costume chest from spencer's, four giant king sized beds, and the official November Kox life-like and life-sized doll?", the last one was of course a action-figure like doll of a woman with a supermodel build, black hair and yellow eyes. The doll was censored due to being naked/un-dressed and on the center bed of the room.
"Now this is my kinda place, homies!", Ezekiel commented, "This must be the REAL first class!"
"Oh my god Cody!", Sierra said, putting hands on Cody's shoulders, "This is almost exactly like the place I dreamt our honeymoon would be!", she then looked down at Cody with almost wicked looking expression.
"Honeymoon?!", Cody said as he then backed away from Sierra and to Heather and Justin, who were convientally standing near Eva.
"Four beds?!", Veronica angrily exclaimed, "Are you trying to piss me off Chris?!"
"Yes, I am!", Chris said with a smile, "These here, are my quarters! And Chef and Pennywise's too due to space limitations. And they're off limits!", he then turned specifically to Ezekiel and Veronica, "Which means if ANY contestants are found here, for WHATEVER reason, they are to get a warning, and if they do it again, INSTANTLY eliminated! And if you damage anything in here, your parents or you will have to pay for it. Even IF you win the season, too!", everyone gasped in response to that, even Veronica and except Eva.
"Oh Chris!", Sierra said, "I heart your limits!"
[BATHROOM CONFESSIONAL]
Veronica - is applying blush on her face "Ugh, at least they let me keep my makeup appliers, this is SO not what I signed my contract for! Trust me, Veronica fans, Chris will NOT hear the end of this! First, I will beat Cody in this competion, only THEN will I even consider the option of being eliminated. I have ALWAYS made it at least one place above him at everything we are in together if I don't win. But trust me, I am winning that One Hundred Billion Dollars."
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Heather - "Anyway, with Beth here, and also Lindsiot and Aledumbass looking like a real threat, it looks like my only chances are making an alliance with Veronica, Cody and or the new girl. Veronica WAS a staff member and came up with this damn season, so making an alliance with her again will be top priority for now!", she then thought about it, "Cody will be easy, but the new girl, pretending to like that, will be haaard. I do NOT heart the new girl."
[CONFESSIONALS END]
"And that's pretty much it!", Chris then said as now everyone was back in the dining area, "I skipped the cargo hard and galley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later! When I 'accidentally' lock some of you in there!", he then looked right at Ezekiel and Veronica, the latter of which glared angrily right back at him. Suddenly the plane hit turbulance, and Bridgette fell right into Alejandro's arms due to turbulance. She smiled as she looked up at him.
"Senorita!", he said to her, holding her now, "Are you okay?"
"I have a boyfriend", she said while still smiling, "But...is the earth moving?"
"It's just the take off", Noah explained, "We're unfortunately starting this", he then sighed and continued sarcastically, "Wonderful maiden voyage."
"One more thing!", Chris then announced, "I think you all remember something called, the Elimination Ceremony?", he then pointed to a room right behind him, "Takes place right in there, my friends!", they were all then gathered before Chris and the blonde intern in a room with a hawaiian vibe to it with a tiki head by the door, floral design curtain on a small stage and also some carpet leading to the exit door as well. "If you don't recieve a barf big filled with airline issue peanuts, you will have to be thrown out of this!", he then gestured to the exit door, "The drop, of shame! Where you will hopefully be given parachutes to make your landing a bit more safer!"
"Hopefully?", Gwen replied with a concerned face, "What does that mean?"
"Nothing!", Chris said with a laugh, "Nothing you have to worry about anyway!"
"I have somethin', yo!", Ezekiel said while raising his hands, "I have a peanut allergy, or sensitivity...and...well, yeah yo!"
"Let me see", Chris then read the contracts he had signed, "Well, it looks like you're-", Chris' cellphone then rang, distracting him and making him answer it, "Yeah? Yeah I know! Awesome thing, right? Wait, what? What do you mean the fans-Ugh, fine!", he then hung up, "Okay, I was gonna make you leave but apparently hundreds of fans that apparently believe in some alternate universe or some shit literally just called our producers and threatened their lives if I did that, so, you'll just get something else instead. Anyway, as for the replacement", Chris then opened the door and kicked the intern right out of the plane, "There's our elimination for the episode! And keep in mind, all eliminations are FINAL! S bye, Billy!", after that the plane finally took off, starting to head straight for it's first destination, Scandinavia, which was the penninisula on the top of Europe that contained Norway, Finland and Sweden. "Oh! And another thing!", Chris then addressed the cast before they went back to the dining area, "Before you ask, no, due to having some LGBT contestants, namely Cody, Duncan, Trent and Justin, we are not allowed to go to any country that has the death sentence, imprisonment charge or even limits freedom of expression for being Homosexual. Which means no Russia, Egypt, Any Middle eastern country that isn't Isareal, almost all of central and northern africa, Inodesia, Borneo and those countries next to it except like one, North Korea but we couldn't go there anyway, and um...yeah. We're only going to nations who have same-sex marriage, don't really have anything good or bad about it or those that have somethin' else than marriage thanks to G.L.A.A.D. ALSO sending death threats to the producers."
"Those countries suck anyway", Heather commented in response to that.
"I admit", Veronica added, "That is part of why I left Russia, but I still respect it as my homeland."
"Depends on which way you look at that", Sierra said in response, looking right at Justin with a jealous look on her face. Justin raised one eyebrow at her, but neither said anything else to eachother. Later, all of them were gathered in the dining area together once again, the plane heading to their first destination. Cody, Trent, Duncan and Justin at least relieved that no countries that would kill them (Trent and Duncan for being homosexual, Cody and Justin for being bisexual) will be visited during this season.
"Every second we're getting closer to adventure!", DJ said, before then growing sad, "And farther and father from Momma."
"Cody Emment Jameson Anderson", Sierra said, sitting right across from Cody and looking flirtatiously right at him, "I also happen to know that your birthday is April first, you're my very own april fool!", Cody just looked on somewhat disturbed at Sierra. Then, a dinging sound was heard, and Chris came in with a suit and hat as if he were a dancer.
"Whenever you here that friendly little bell", he explained, "It's musical number time! So, let's hear it!"
"But, what are we going to sing?", Veronica asked in response, "I need a script or something to sing!"
"You have improv it!", Chris bluntly answered, "That's why it's like a min-challenge, after all!"
[SONG - "COME FLY WITH US"]
Veronica, Beth, Sierra and Lindsay - "Up, Up, Up, UP!"
Trent, Cody, DJ and Tyler - "Sing, Sing, Sing, SING!"
Veronica, Beth, Sierra, Lindsay, Trent, Cody, DJ, Tyler, Heather and Sadie - "We're flying, and singing, we're flying and we're singing!"
Sadie - "And miss Katie!"
Sierra - pulling laundry holder in first class with Cody sitting on it, "Come fly with us!"
Cody and Sierra - "Come fly with us!"
Eva - is lifting her weights in dining area, and is sounding very uninterested, "We've got alot of stupid songs to sing, because of Chris."
Bridgette - is in first class with Lindsay - "Come Fly with us!"
Bridgette & Lindsay - "Come Fly with us!"
Alejandro - randomly comes in and takes them by their hand, "It's a pleasure and an honour and a must!", (they both blush and giggle, he smirks and raises one eyebrow at the camera)
Duncan - sitting at dining table, bored completely "Dudes this is messed, you're singing in a plane."
Justin - "Well, this isn't a problem for me! I was also a pop singer"
Gwen - runs in, "Yeah, but guys, you're singing on TV!"
Heather - comes in doing ballet around Heather, surprising both Gwen and Duncan, "Haven't you always wanted to? No wait, it's just meeeeeee!"
DJ - is dancing alongside Sadie is still crying on the ground over Katie, "Come Fly with us!"
Sadie - "Come miss Katie!"
DJ - "come Fly with us!", turbulance then hits and knocks Tyler right into both of them. Sadie grabs her photo just in time to save it from being lost.
Veronica - Is in cockpit holding on a chair for dear life "Can't you fucking steer this thing?!"
Chef - "I try!"
- Is spraying windex in an intern's eyes "Don't worry, dear Joshua, I have the soluuttttiooonnn!", takes out a rock and starts beating him with it.
Ezekiel - Is in economy class and stars own rap solo, "Hey yo yo yo yo homies ya man Zeke here, droppin' the bomb cuz you talkin' to the victor! Yeah, hmm-mmm! Harold things he's all that, but I'm the real rappah! No-one else thinks so, but Zeke knows so cu-", Eva suddenly arrives and smacks him in the face with the frying pan.
Noah - is looking at rusty engienes with smoke puffing constantly out of them, "Come Fly with us, Come Die with Us!"
Sadie - "Flying? We're flying now? Someone call Katie, please!", Eva then comes in and knocks her out with the frying pan again.
Heather, Veronica, DJ and Trent - Are in dining room with a refusing Gwen and Duncan - "Come Fly with Us! Come sing with us!"
Duncan & Gwen - "No!"
Chris - walks over, "Will anyone care for a copy of the Season 3 rules, because in-order to escape instant elimination-"
Veronica - takes papers from him, much to his annoyance, "All contestants, must sing in each show!"
Cody - "Duncan, come on! Don't wuss out!"
Noah - "Gwen, just do it. Let's go"
Gwen - "I don't wanna go home", finally decides to sing, "Come fly with us, Come Fly with Us, Come and fly, with uuuussss!"
Cody (isn't singing) - "Duncan, dude come on!"
Duncan - decides to sing as now all contestants are in a group shot together with him in middle - "This suuuuuuuccckks!"
Cody, Veronica, Gwen, Heather, Sadie, DJ, Tyler, Trent, Bridgette, Sierra, Alejandro, Lindsay, Beth, Ezekiel, Justin, Noah, Eva - "Yeah!"
["COME FLY WITH US" NOW OVER]
After the song, Chris was busy reading his newspaper for some reason.
"We have no reached our location!", Chef said over loudspeaker, Chris looked up to listen, "Everyone strap in and don't open no mother fuckin' windows, cuz we're about to begin our descent into Norway! Not puttin' a pilot theather, such a stupid idea! Chris is such an idiot!", Chris then gasped in shock at hearing that, "Hey, why the PA's still left on?", Chef then turned it off, leaving Chris very upset while reading the paper.
"We'll be right back", Chris said to the camera, glaring angrily towards it.
[COMMERCIAL]
This one takes place at a prison filled with vile thugs and criminals that all look horrible, when suddenly a blue blur speeds by and stops right infront of the camera, he is an anthro hedgehog with green eyes, looks like a true cartoon character, has white gloves and red sneakers with a golden buckle and white stripe on both. His spines and head are also quite big for a hedgehog. If you don't know his name, his fur is blue, his mouth area biege/white as were his arms and center of his belly, and he is known around the world as the chief protector of justice, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic - "Hey kids! You probably have heard about a place like this during your time watchin' Mommy and Daddy's T.V., or when you did some bad stuff you shouldn't have, and you probably heard of droppin' the soap too! Well, unfortunately, alot of today's youth might end up in prison cells at least once in their life, especially when they're famous, so I'm gonna give you some tips to avoiding droppin' your soap! First, if you do drop the soap and big bad Ted approaches you, first you yell NO! Then, you kick him in the balls and make him fall on the floor! Prison inmates will love to jump on the tough dude when he's down, so you'll give yourself a free moment of safety! Then, you tell the Warden's daughter or gay son, he or she's the only one that will able to convince his or her dad to stop this! Or, you can just call the Warden's mom hotline presented below. Mothers are more powerful than children, after all. Why, all mothers have a built in concern for people in need! Another tip is to bring one of those life-sized action figure dolls and have it have no clothes on it! Prisons are now allowing them in, but only if they are shared amongst all inmates! But last but not least, the best way to avoid droppin' the soap is to not be a punk! Because when you're a punk, that's no good!"
[COMMERCIAL/ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ENDS]
Following the PSA from Sonic, the plane had landed in Norway by then. Since it was a northen country, the climate was very cold and the ground was filled with snow and ice. Reindeer actually patrolled some parts of it, and nearby was the north sea, since they had landed right on the west coast of Norway. Chris stood before all of the contestants with his smile on his face and his mind ready to begin their first Total Drama World Tour challenge.
"You guys ready for a little fun? Huh?", he said to them as he was now dressed in heavy winter gear while all of them save Ezekiel and Alejandro where shiving due to the cold climate of Norway. Sadies tears were now becoming literally frozen icesycles on her face. "Wow, sure is cold out here ain't it? Anyway, I call this challenge...umm...well okay to be honest we were planning to go to Egpyt, but that country is now off our list so...", he then looks over at the Norwegian landscape, looking at it so he can properly think of a challenge name for it, "Well, um..Mountain Over Under! Yeah...or Norwegian Mountain trekkin'! I have no idea..one of those two!"
"Can I", Sadie said while she was shivering, "Have a spot to warm up...Katie's...Photo? And...my face?"
"What about me?!", Heather then complained, "I'm so damn cold right now!"
"You can have my sweater, Heather!", Cody then prepared to talk off his sweater, but the panting of Sierra in response to that as well as her grabbing his hand before he gave it to Heather stopped him. Heather was annoyed at Sierra's denial of her getting that sweater from Cody.
"Give it to me Cody", Sierra said in a disturbing tone of voice to Cody, "I will keep it safer!"
"On second thought", the very disturbed Cody said back to her, "I'll keep it.", Heather just looked on at Sierra with an annoyed look to her face, as did Justin.
"Alright people!", Chris then called out, "Let's get this show on the road!", after that, all of the contestants were gathered infront of a finish line, with Ezekiel and Alejandro still the only two not shivering at all.
"How come you're not shivering?", Eva said to Alejandro, suspicious about him.
"My body is like a built in thermal machine", Alejandro explained, "I can not get cold.", he then turned to Lindsay and Beth shivering heavily, and Bridgette who was minorly shivering, her jacket protector some of her body. "Lindsay, Beth, you two could use my shirt more than I can", he then took off his shirt and revealed a body with full six-pack abs that could rival even Justin's, who speaking of which got highly jealous at seeing. All of the girls minus Veronica, Eva, Heather and Sierra were admiring him. Even Duncan and Trent, being full homosexuals, couldn't help but do so at least a little bit as well. "Here", once he put his shirt over both of them, they suddenly felt much warmer and squealed of joy. Tyler looked on sad, DJ patting him on the back. Eva just rolled her eyes at how easy Lindsay and Beth let a man take control of their situation.
"Alright! With Alejandro's sexyness done", Chris then said, "It's time for the challenge! Basically what it means is you will choose how you get to the finish line! You can scale the many mountains of Norway to get to the other side, or you can take the cave inside or under the mountains to do so. OR, you could even take the flatter prairies and go around the mountains! Got it?", everyone then nodded in response to his words except Sadie who was more focused on Katie's photo, "Ready, Set, GO!", as soon as he said all of the contestants ran, most of them appearing to go straight into the caves. As such, it didn't take long before Cody, Sierra, Noah, Justin, Heather, Veronica, Eva and DJ all came across a crossroads inside of the caves, three branching pathways with one heading up, one heading down and one heading straight ahead.
"Oh great", Noah said once they all reached this spot, "Our best reality show host dude forgot mention there were different paths in the caves!"
"So Sierra, Veronica, which way do you think we should go!", Heather said, trying to be nice to them both.
"Me?", Sierra replied happily, "Umm...uhh...uhh"
"I'M going to the one going up", Veronica said, walking forward passed all of them, "Follow me if you want, I honestly don't care."
"Then up it is for me too!", Heather said happily, Cody following right behind her.
"Where-ever Cody goes, I go!", Sierra said, following right after Cody who followed Heather. Justin in response became annoyed, not only with Cody showing him little attention thus far, but also with Sierra most of all. He did folow them, though, since he did have feelings for Cody like Sierra. Eva, DJ and Noah were then left to go it alone.
"So Eva", Noah said to the butch girl, "Where do you think we should go"
"Straight ahead", Eva bluntly said to them, "I don't trust the one with all the prissy bitches going up it."
"Same here", Noah said as he followed Eva down the path going straight ahead, "Let's go.", DJ silently followed them in, since he felt much more protected being around Eva then alone or with Heather or Veronica. Meanwhile, on the outside, Lindsay, Beth and Tyler were watching Alejandro climb up the mountains with perfect agility, surprising even the animals on the mountains with how perfect he jumped up it, not even getting a rock to hit him and not even affected by the cold.
"Oh my gosh!", Lindsay commented with Beth just silently gazing at Alejandro, "He is like the cutest mountain goat ever! I wonder if Tyler could be a goat!"
"Yeah!", Tyler said to his girlfriend, "I can!"
"You're Tyler?"
"Yes!"
"I still don't know about that", Lindsay said to him, "Do you have any birth cerificate with you?"
"...no."
"Well then, I can't think your Tyler until you have one!"
"Ladies!", Alejandro said as he suddenly jumped back down and took them by the hand, "Allow me to help you!", he then carried them up to climb with him, much to Tyler's shock and gasp. Meanwhile, Trent, Gwen and Duncan were walking as a trio into the flatter prairies of the area, together.
"So um, yeah", Trent said in a nervous tone to Duncan and Gwen both, "It's been a while...haha."
"Yeah", Duncan said nervously back, "It has."
"Look, Trent", Gwen said to the fellow contestant, "I just wanted to talk about, well, my crush on you...I really am over it now despite what Heather or Veronica might be saying, just, just so you know."
"Hey, it's cool", Trent said back to her with a friendly smile, "I don't any fans, girls or dudes, I never minded you liking me in the first place..just...know that I'm..well, Gay."
"I am", Gwen said back with a smile, "Thanks for understanding.", she then turned to Duncan, "Oh and um...sorry for...getting so mad."
"Hey", Duncan said to Gwen, "It's cool. I've been put through worse."
"Well", Gwen said with a reassured tone, "At least we're all good, right?"
"Partially", Duncan and Trent both said unison, looking away fro meachother with slightly angry looking faces. Gwen noticed this and sighed, not remembering why the three of them ended up a trio anyway. Meanwhile, also going the prairie route were Bridgette, Ezekiel and Sadie. Bridgette was having one arm over Sadie's shoulder and helping her not fall into the snow while Ezekiel was simply following them. Sadie continued crying about Katie's absence the entire time.
"I miss Katie!", she said softly from all the snow and shivering.
"I know.", Bridgette said to her, "But like Alejandro said, you need to be strong! She won last season by putting your absence aside her, but she never forgot about you! Remember how happy she was when you two were reunited? I bet she's watching this right now and if she were here she'd be encouraging you to do the same!"
"You will think that?"
"I know that!"
"Well...I guess you're right...would it be weak to still keep her photo with me though..to help when I do miss her?"
"No", Bridgette patted Sadie, "It wouldn't. Besides, you have some other people willing to be your friend besides Katie, so don't worry about being alone either!"
"Awwww", Sadie said with a smile, "Thanks, Bridgette!", she then gave Bridgette a tight hug of happiness, "You're such a great friend!"
"No problem", Bridgette said back to Sadie.
"Yo this is some good stuff right here, yo!", once he said that, Sadie and Bridgette became somewhat offended, and it didn't take long for the two to throw him away from them and into a large pile of snow in the distance. Meanwhile, Eva, Noah and DJ were busy going straight ahead inside of the caves with Eva leading the trio the whole way through. Her face occasionaly breaking from it's blank stare into an angry one holding her frying pan to scare away any dangerous insects or creatures that dared think about approaching her by coming into her view.
"You know, I thought Chris would've put somethin' different in this challenge!", DJ commented, "Right now, we're just walkin' down some endless path goin' straight!"
"I don't think you should mention that", Noah then said to him.
"Why not?"
"Because", Noah explained, "The laws of shows like this has always been as soon as you mention it, it will happen."
"So basically", Eva added in, turning to face DJ as a giant revived-by-science during season two dinosaur appeared behind her, "It's on your head!", Noah then panicked and jumped into DJ's arms as he panicked also, the creature behind Eva was taller than a full grown man, had proto-feathers all over it's body, a crocodilian like notch after the first row of teeth on it's upper jaw, useable arms and average Allosaurus like feet, and had two double crests on the back of it's head. This one was about a bit bigger than Eva though, as it was just a full grown male Modern Dilophosaurus that inhabit Canada, few parts of Norway, Japan, the Carribean and Central Africa. Eva soon noticed Noah and DJ panicking, "What?!", she then turned around and was surprisingly not even phased by the beast that roared a fearsome yet also oddly metallic roar at her. "SHUT UP!", she yelled as she punched the revived Dinosaur right in the chest, then elbowed the top of it's neck before picking it up, twirling it around over her head and slamming it back down to the ground before kicking it like a soccer ball out of her, Noah and DJ's view. She smiled proudly then looked back to Noah and DJ, "Now let's go!"
"Ya know, it may have tried to kill us", DJ said as he put Noah back down, "But it was still an animal!"
"I don't give a fuck", Eva bluntly said back at DJ, DJ decided it was best to just continue on with Eva and Noah anyway, and just did so. He did look back and feel sorry for the probably wounded Dilophosaur though. Meanwhile, Sierra, Veronica, Heather, Cody and Justin were then walking up a slanted cave with Veronica as the leader. Needless to say, Heather was doing her best to get Veronica in a second alliance with her, their first since season one.
"So, Veronica!", Heather said in a kind tone of voice, "It's been a while since we've seen eachother, long time no see!"
"Yes, exactly", Veronica answered back, focusing on making sure her hair wasn't messed up.
"So anyway, I was just wondering, if you wanna do something for old time sake?", Heather then said to her, making her raise an eyebrow.
"Like what?"
"Be friends?"
"You mean alliance?!", Cody then suddenly loudly exclaimed, having been walking beside both Heather and Justin while Sierra was behind them all. "With her?! Don't you, Heather, huh?"
"Oh Cody", Veronica scoffed, "You're just jealous because I've always been better at you at everything!"
"No you haven't!", Sierra then suddenly exclaimed, extremely angry, right at Veronica's face, "You haven't beaten him in nicest personality, better looks, or fan popularity!"
"Opinion competitions don't count", Veronica replied, "I might not be like him, but I will get into anything to just beat him, which I have done so plenty of times, and will do this season!"
"NO YOU WON'T!", Sierra screamed that, one of her hands accidentally smacked Justin in the face. Justin was hurt by this and soon found himself tripping off into a cave to the side of him. "...Woops."
"Justin!", Cody called out, running to the cave and looking down it, worried for the love interest he had in season 2, "Justin, can you hear me down there?!", as Cody was on the ground, Veronica walked over with the intent of kicking Cody in, but Sierra shoved her into Heather before she could do such a thing. Meanwhile, in the prairies, Gwen was still having trouble working with both Trent and Duncan, and even though they were in the less snow covered areas where they could see the grass and lakes of beautiful Norway, it was still quite cold where they were at.
"Okay guys, seriously!", Gwen exclaimed after they all had been silent for most of the challenge so far, "Your silence is killing me, can't you two at least agree to make up and at least be friends?"
"No", Trent and Duncan both said in unison.
"Why not?"
"Because", Trent explained, "He acted like I was his property, and he was a stupid idiot douchebag."
"Because", Duncan explained, "HE was a overly competitive phsychopath for no good reason!"
"Okay, you two have points", Gwen replied, "But Trent, you're not gonna be like that this season, are you?"
"No, of course not! Idon't know what came over me."
"And Duncan, please don't think your boyfriends are your property", once Gwen said that Duncan folded his arms, "Remember why Ezekiel was voted off first on the island.", it was then that Duncan suddenly realized what Gwen meant and decided to agree to it.
"Fine", he said, still trying to sound reluctant. Gwen smiled at this, grabbing both of their hands.
"So, is that an at least friend zone for all of us?", she said, both of them nodded. "Good, now let's win this thing already!", as Gwen, Trent and Duncan began to at least have a somewhat easier time during the challenge, other teams didn't. Alejandro, Beth and Lindsay stood at the top of the mountain, all of them looking down and seeing Chris at the finish line below. The area over the mountain had much less snow in it that the landzone, and they could even see trees and unfrozen lakes as well as a city in the distance. However, the mountain was very steep and also had a balcony/cliff side to it.
"It's too steep to climb down from here.", Alejandro said as he looked down with them.
"Then what do we do?", a panicking Lindsay said in response.
"Don't worry!", Beth said to the two, "I took girl scouts for this kind of stuff, just follow me!", she then went down on all fours and tried to climb down the cliff, but ended up slipping. Lindsay gasped and tried to grab her along with Alejandro, but both failed, meaning Beth was sent rolling down the mountain, eventually crashing into Justin who tumbled out of a random hole and eventually both of them landed onto the ground and rolled right passed the finish line just as Sadie and Bridgette passed it as well.
"Sunlight! WE MADE IT!", the sound of DJ yelling as he ran out of the caves and joined up with those already passed it went. He also ended up taking Noah along with him too, and leaving behind. Though Eva too also made it crossed the finish line as well, following them directly.
"Good job, guys!", Chris said as all of them passed the finish line first, "The first six of you to finish, Beth, Justin, Noah and DJ, go stand behind the one!", he of course was speaking of a sign that had the number '1' written on it.
"We're first?!", DJ cheered happily, "YES!", he and the other first six to arrive then followed what Chris had said. Eva however, was still plenty angry.
"What about ME?!", she angrily shouted at Chris, "I WAS ONE OF THEM!"
"You'll see!", Chris said back at her, surprisingly not scared or worried. As he said that, Cody, Veronica, Heather and Sierra arrived on the ledge, all of them cheering happily once they saw the finish line below them.
"We almost made it!", Sierra cheered happily, "See, I knew we would!"
"No we didn't", Veronica said once noting those already passed the finish line, "We're not the first ones!", she then looked right over to Cody, "But I WILL beat Cody!", she then instantly ran down the ledge, Cody immediately following her, followed by Sierra and then Heather. Cody and Veronica's personal race against eachother was for the most part close, the two staying at the same speed for the most of it, though right before the finish line was reached by Cody first, Veronica put her hand out and smacked Cody in the face, sending him into Sierra's arms and meaning Veronica crossed it before he did. "I made it first before Cody!"
"Ugggghh", Cody groaned as Sierra carried him passed the finish line after Heather.
"Welcome, team two!", Chris said to them, "This season will be having THREE teams, so just stand next to the sign with the number two on it.", as such, Veronica, Cody being carried by Sierra, and Heather did so, and then Chris turned to Eva, "You too, Eva.", Eva then did the same. Sierra, Heather and Veronica were quite intimidated and surprised upon seeing Eva was one of their team-mates this season. Just then, Duncan, Gwen and Trent arrived on the scene.
"Hey, it's Trent, Gwen and Duncan!", Cody said as he finally got Sierra to put him down.
"Hey dude!",Trent said as he passed the finish line after Duncan and even after Gwen. He and Cody shared a small high-five with eachother, "So, what's with the signs Chris?"
"They stand for what team your on!", Chris explained to Trent, "And Duncan, you go with Cody, Veronica, Eva, Heather and Sierra!", Chria announced, Duncan looked at this mostly girls team was pretty surprised.
"A mostly girls' team? Seriously?", Duncan complained, but one look at Eva's angry face silently telling him 'get your ass over here and shut the hell up before I make you' made him just comply and walk over to his team. Chris then turned to Trent and Gwen.
"Trent, Gwen!", he said to them, "Go over to the three sign!", they both looked at eachother and shrugged, going with what Chris had just told them to do. After they were put in their team, it didn't take much longer for the others to arrive. Alejandro arrived with Lindsay first, through the caves. They two passed the finish line together with Alejandro carring Lindsay on his shoulders, his shirt now on again. Though, he did stop just before the finish line to let Lindsay off.
"Lindsay", he said to her, panting a bit, "Ladie's first.", Lindsay blushed and giggled at this, and walked by before him, and the two then stood before Chris, "So, Chris, what team will we be with?"
"Team three", Chris answered, pointing over to Trent and Gwen, "With them", Alejandro then smiled once more. "But also him!", he then gestured over to Tyler who was rolling down the mountain rather painfully until he flew off of a ramp and landed straight into the ground. Alejandro didn't mind him that much though, and just shrugged in response.
"Tyler, is it?"
"Yep!", Chris then noticed the final contestant coming to the finish line, "And also Ezekiel!", he then put one hand on Alejandro's shoulder and almost seemed like he was talking serious, "I'm so, so sorry, dude."
"Yo yo yo!", Ezekiel opened with as he slid passed the finish line, "Z-dog is in the hiz-house! Whoo Whoo! Yeah, baby!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Alejandro - Est s jodiendo maldita broma? Se queda bloqueado, no s lo con el tonto torpe Tyler sino tambi n el buf n incompetente Ezequiel? Vete a la mierda!"
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Cody - "I hate Veronica being in this competition with me, she always brags on and on about beating me by one place all the time.", he then sighs, "and Justin's not on my team...but Heather is! I hope she's not still pissed about me voting her off last season with Justin...I really shouldn't have, she didn't mean to hit me over the head with that shovel!", he then becomes exited, "But then again, that might mean Heather is on the rebound! Those are the best! If I could just buy her a pop...but they still don't go out with me or anything...or should I buy Justin the pop? I don't know!"
[CONFESSIONALS END]
"Alright!", Chris announced, "Now, I'll let you guys talk amongst yourselves and decide team name-"
"Oooh oooh!", Sierra excitedly said while jumping up and down repeatedly, "How about you speak more and YOU name the teams, Chris?"
"Sierra, that is an AMAZING idea!", Chris said with a smile, "I am so flattered! At least SOMEONE around here respects my speaking talents!", Veronica then folded arms and rolled her eyes in response, the other contestants had similar reactions. "Ahem, alright! I will give each of your teams a truthfuly good name! Team two, your team name I just came up with first, and it is Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot as taken from a comment I got during the Red Carpet from Sierra's mom.", all of team CIRRRRH groaned in dissappointment and annoyance at their team name, their symbol being blue coloured and having Chris' smiling face in the center of the blue emblem. "Team One, since you guys were the first to arrive, you guys are officially declared Team Victory!", all of Team Victory then cheered at their kind team name, their symbol being yellow and in the center of that yellow emblam having a trophy. Chris then turned to Team Three, "Team Three, you guys, or should I say ladies", Duncan became annoyed at that remark, and so did Cody a little bit, "Are now, for a fitting name, going to be named Team Amazon!", the girls all cheered at this remark, during their cheering Veronica probably on purpose kicked Cody in the groin without looking, giving him much pain, but as he went down to the ground Sierra instantly ran to his side to help him back up. "Alright!", Chris said to the teams, "Now it's time to reveal your prizes! Team Amazon, you get a reindeer!", he then pointed over to a reindeer next to a mountain goat, the Reindeer just ate grass silently. Out of her team, Sierra was the only one happy about getting the prize.
"I don't see a red nose on that thing", Duncan commented, "Thought you would've added one."
"You really think I want to risk death threats from P.E.T.A too?", Chris said back to Duncan, "Besides, it'd be too obvious. Anyway, Team Chris Really Really Really Really Really Really Hot-"
"I think there were only four Reallys", Alejandro interrupted, but Chris ignored him.
"You get, this mountain goat!", the mountain goat was then focused on, it made it's 'baaaaaaaaaaa' noise. Lindsay couldn't help but be happy, she thought it was adorable and showed as such. Right after she showed that though, the goat for no reason felt the need to head butt Tyler in the stomach and send him flying off-screen. Lindsay didn't even blink an eye at this, and payed attention to Alejandro and the goat. "Team Victory? Here ya go?", he then tossed a stick right at Team Victory's feet.
"A...stick?", Justin said, picking it up, "What are we supposed to do with a normal tree branch?"
"All will be explained!", Chris said in response, "If I feel like it", he then turned to the camera, "Next time, right here, this time whenever, on TOTAL, DRAMA, WOOOORRRRLLLDD TOOOOUUURRRR!", with those words the first part of the first episode was signed off, and the first episode of the third season done. Though, there was still the rest of the season ahead of everyone.
Teams:
Team Victory - Noah, DJ, Justin, Bridgette, Beth and Sadie
Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot - Alejandro, Tyler, Ezekiel, Trent, Gwen and Lindsay
Team Amazon - Veronica, Heather, Sierra, Eva, Cody and Duncan