Playing the Miss. My first Pandora Hearts Fanfic. I hope you like it and will review. BTW, I'm buying the books and reading them. So I'm like on book 24 so far. Anyways, go ahead and read.

Chapter 1: Rabbit down the hole

Oz POV:

Today was like any other day here at the Rainsworth mansion. Sharon was reading romance novels to Alice while she was busy eating meat. Gil was looking threw paperwork on the Nightray household, and Break was eating candy and occasionally teasing Alice with it. As for me, I was just finishing the last book to Holy Knight.

"Was it that sad?" Alice asked I looked up and realised I was tearing up. "It's just, oh Edger..." I sighed putting the book back in the book case. Sharon looked to Alice. "Have you been listening to me, Alice?" She shook her head. "Nope. Sorry Sharon Onee-San. I'm just not into books." "No surprise. The stupid rabbit can't read."

"Shut up! I can read, I just choose not to. Reading is boring. I'd rather a book full of nothing but pictures." She stood up and pointed her meat stick at him. "That would make it easier." He cringed with anger. "Why you, stupid rabbit! Don't act so mighty with me!" He pointed his gun at her.

"Now now. No need to act like TWO stupid brats. Why don't you guys calm down and chat with me instead!" Break said smiling. "Hell no!" Alice yelled. Sharon took out her fan and smacked it across her own hand. "Alice, language like that is improper." Alice shrunk. "The point is Alice, you wouldn't be able to understand the book that well in this case." I told her.

"Your world is to mainstream. People always find the popular way or the normal way of things. Well, If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is. Because everything would be what it isn't." Break raised his tea glass. "Well well. Isn't Alice quit the poet. However dear, in contrarywise, what it would would, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" I looked to Break. He seemed to be quit serious about this conversation. Even if he said it in a joking manner.

Break took a sip of his tea. "Well, I bid you all a marvelous day. I must be leaving." With that, he left the room in a ordinary manner. He didn't go out some hidden door like always. Even Sharon was a little suspicious.

After a little bit, we decided to go out side and stretch. Alice was doing the splits and stretching her leg out. I was rolling my neck around and wiggling my fingers. Gil walked up and sat down while lighting a cigarette. "Gil, you know those things will kill you." I said. He nodded, but continues to puff on it.

Alice rolled her eyes "Don't bother Oz. A Seaweed head like that doesn't listen." He glared her down. She stuck her tongue out as a comeback. "Alice, do you want to go for a quick jog?" I tried to separate them for a bit. She nodded and stood up.

We jogged around the garden for a half hour when we stoped for a brake. "Here." I gave Alice the bottle of water I had on me. She took a drink and handed it back. "Thanks." She stretched her back a stoped to look at something in the distance. Her eyes widened. "Did you seen that!?" I looked over and saw nothing. "No, what did you see?" She grabbed my hand and yanked me towards the garden. I blushed a tint of red. "A-Alice! Slow down!" She stoped and I feel flat on my face. "Ow! Alice, jeez. That hurt you know." She looked down at me and frowned. "Get up, manservernt." I sighed and stood. "Alice, you can't just go and yank people like that." She waved it off and began looking around.

"I saw a rabbit. It was brown and it had red eyes."

I also began looking. I saw a bush russle. The rabbit came out. Alice chased it with me not to far behind. She stoped dead in her tracks. I began breathing in more air. "Your...fast." I said in between breaths. Alice turned around. The ground cracked underneath her. It caved in and Alice was falling down the hole. I reached my hand and caught her. "Alice! Hold on!" She just looked up at me with a stunned face. She didn't even look scared.

Her hand slipped and she fell down. I couldn't think. I dove in after her. The hole was dark and deep. After a moment, a small light came into view. It was a floating lamp. I saw Alice hit somethin. It was the bottom. I came in too and made contact with the ground. "Ow!" Alice said I looked at her and realised that I was on top of her. Er, face contact was closer then I thought.

I got up quick and brushed myself off. I offered Alice my hand. She took it and got up. "Where are we?" I asked. She shook her head. "I don't have a clue. We should look around for a escape." Laughter filled the hole. We looked around. "Who's there!?" Alice screamed. "Oohhhh, this one is fisty. I like her." The voice purred. It was to damaged to figure out if it was a boy or girl.

"What about the blonde? He's quit the cute kid, isn't he?" Said another. "Shut up! Reveal yourselves. Now!" Alice yelled. A small light formed around us and two dark figures crawled towards us. They looked like rotting corpses. Black eye sockets, twisted chapped lips and dirt raged cloths. They couldn't walk. It looked like their legs had be smashed. They dragged behind their body. So they crawled. I felt something grab my ankle and screamed. It was another monster's arm. "Get off him you ugly dog!" Alice stomped on its arm.

"Thanks." I said. From the darkness behind her came a pair of arms that grabbed her shoulders. It pulled her back before I could grab her. "Alice!" I yelled. I searched around for her in the dark. Another light came on and there Alice was with chains binding her arms back. She was pulling and tugging. "Alice!" I ran to her, but was stoped by the monsters.

"What do you want!?" I was pissed off now. "We want you to sign a contract to prove that you are willing to live in wonderland." "Wonderland?" Alice asked "Yes. It is the world you wanted. A world of your own. However, the Intention of the Abyss has twisted it in to a world that is quit complicated." "And what if we don't agree?" I asked.

"...The creator will die. You will live." The words where chilling. "Fine." I said angrily. "Now let Alice go." The chains on Alice disappeared. "Why did you agree?!" Alice ran to me. "You already died. That won't happen again." She shook her head. "Now we're both going to be stuck in a world that is controlled by the Abyss."

"Hold out your hands and repeat after me." We took each others hands. I gripped her hands tightly. "We're in this together. Contractor and Chain. You and me." Alice looked up at me. She muttered "This is my fault. I shouldn't have been so thoughtless." I leaned my head on to hers. "Alice...remember, your the creator. If you think negative thoughts, you might make it worse. Think happy things." Alice closed her eyes. "To a world like other, you will forget your sister or you brother. No one will hurt you, unless it's one of the two. With intentions of Will 's and Right. Those who agree...Will command the fight." We repeated this and it was like we passed out.

-(~)/(-_-)-( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*: '° -(*^3(*^o^*)-lol time skip-

I opened my eyes to a blinding light. I got up and rubbed myself awake. I was in a forest. It was strange cause I seemed to be in some kind of set-up. There was a nice little house with my name on it and there was a nice trimmed garden. I looked down and saw that my cloths where different.

I was in a silk black button up with a white vest. My pants where also black and I had on a black tie. My boots where Gray. I ran to the window of the house to see rabbit ears on my head. Wait, what! My eyes where the old shad of red from when I was er, still am B-Rabbit. I looked around for Alice.

"Alice!" I hollered. A small frame came into view. Alice wore a blue dress with a white apron. It looked like something Ada would wear. Her hair had a big black bow in it. Her leggings where white and her shoes black. Alice looked so cute and little. Even adorable! Stop it Oz! Get a hold of yourself.

"Oz, you got ears!" She hollered I bowed my head down. "They don't look girly, do they?" She didn't answer and continued to wonder about the place. "The sky is a purple black and the flowers have faces. What is this?" "I couldn't tell you." I said. A chilling voice entered my head. It seemed to effect Alice too as she went pale.

"Do you like it? It's a world of your own, sis. I made a few changes so if you see something odd it's because of me." It was the other Alice. "How do we get out?" Alice asked. "What? You want to leave? Well it won't be easy. You must complete the challenge." "What's the challenge?" I asked. "You must make friends with the people here and then kill them when in chain form." "What?" Alice looked disgusted

"The people here are burdened by their chain forms and are suffering. If you kill them when in chain form, you and their soul's will live and escape from here." "Fine." I said. "Lets do this."

After awhile me and Alice began to explore the place. It was like an enchanted forest. The leaves on trees would glow. You could see the strangest animals. There was a horse and a bird mixed. It had a bird head and horse body. It also had wings. It was obvious that both Alice and the Intention of the Abyss had a great imagination.

"Look!" Alice pointed to a house that looked like a mushroom. Fireworks exploded and caused me to fall over. "Come on, Oz!" Alice ran towards the house. I got up quickly and pulled her away. "Alice! We don't know these people. You can't just go to someone's house uninvited anyway." "Of course you can. Besides, today is the creators unbirthday, isn't it?" A cackling voice that I recognized came from behind.

When I turned around, I saw Break dressed in some sort of getup. "Break!" He's here too!? Good. He'll help us. Break looked at me funny. "No no no, Rabbit San. I am the Mad Hatter." He bowed with respect. He looked at Alice a took her hand. "Lets go, Alice Chan, Rabbit San." Alice looked a little sick and frowned. "Why do I have to hold hands with him!?" Alice winned.

"Just go with it." I whispered. Break was listening to us. "Alice Chan is so mean! Rabbit San too. It is necessary for us wonderlanders to show affection to our leader." I get it. "So everyone here is going to be nice to Alice?" Break chuckled "Not exactly. Only some of us do. The rest are rather into the power or the strength of the creator. Their jealous of her power. Or the wish she had."

"So..." I wondered "People here will want to get close to her for her power. Would they like, still it?" I asked. Break-or Mad Hatter sighed. "No. You can't exactly STELL it. You just need to obtain the source of it. In other words, you would need to use the creator. The one who holds that power." "So people are going to take advantage of me? Is everyone here that way?"

"Good question, Alice Chan. Everyone has a need with your power. If someone here actually does like you, they would give up there selfish need. But be warned, people here are absolutely Mad. I'm not quit there myself, if you know what I mean. Anyways, if they develop some sort of bond or relationship, they would kill just to be with you. People here get jealous fast. They won't allow others to take creators attention away form them."

Ugh, people here remind me of Vincent or Jack. Wait, if Break is here, then Sharon and Gil are too. They won't exactly know us. "Come along. The party will start soon." Mad Hatter clapped his hands. We followed him to the back yard. A large table with tea and cakes covering it. Little lights to light the backyard. There Sharon and Gil where. Gil had light brown ears and instead of his gold like eyes, they were blue. Sharon had green vines wrapped around her arms and legs. She had red flowers everywhere.

"Rabbit San, Alice Chan, this is Sharon. The garden queen. And the other Rabbit is actually a haer. His name is Gilbert the Haer. But we call him raven." MH introduced us. Alice snickered "He looks more like a seaweed head to me." Right then and there, Sharon got up and pinched Alice's cheeks. "So cute! The creator is so adorable. Can I adopted her!? Please!" Alice looked at me in a pleading way. "Sorry" I mouthed.

After three minutes of cheek pinching and tight hugs, Sharon finally let go. Alice was sitting on the ground rubbing her cheeks. "So, what can we do for you, creator?" Gil asked. It was just plain creepy for Gil to be nice to Alice. "Meat!" She yelled. I slapped a hand over her mouth. "Ehhhh, we need an escape." I said nervously.

"There are two ways out. First: You need to collect three items. Then you take them to the Red Palace of hearts. When you arrive, you must sneak into the underground tunnel and find the hidden door." Sharon sipped her tea. "What's the second idea?" Alice asked.

Break cringed. "You would need to kill everyone here that is a chain." Damn. The other Alice wasn't kidding...

Suddenly, a familiar cat figure showed up. "Well how do we do?" He said smiling. "Cheshire Cat?!" Alice yelled. "Hello! My I ask who you are, little miss?" "I'm Alice. I forgot that this is a different world." I looked at her "How!? Can't you see how wacko this place is!?" She scrunched up her nose. "That's insulting. It IS my world after all." She crossed her arms.

"Huh? Creator? Is it really you?" He looked puzzled. "Eh!? Cheshire Cat! Don't say it THAT way!" Yelled Sharon. "What way?" Alice asked. Sharon sputtered her words. "N-n-nothing! J-j-just drink some tea right now!" She picked up her tea and drank it quickly. "Hahaha! You haven't changed a bit! No...your a lot more cuter thin I remember. You sure have matured." He said stretching is claws out.

"Don't talk to creator in that kind of way! You wolf in cat clothing!" She hit him upside the head with a tea cup. It broke. Th-that's not like Sharon. Alice noticed too. She looked at him in worry. "I think you hit him to hard." I said. They didn't seem to care. No, rather they laughed.

"Maybe you over did it..." Alice got up a began checking Cheshire's head. "He almost passed out!" Gil said in between laughter. Soon even Cheshire began laughing. "Strong grip. I might be bleeding now." "What if you would pass out cold!?" Alice retorted. He smiled widely and wrapped his huge claws around Alice.

"Then you would be the one taking care of me. It's been awhile, hasn't it..." Alice froze. What's he talking about? Ah! He's holding her to close. "Alice, we should be leaving. We have to find the was out." She nodded and pulled away from him. I looked to the others to see three very unhappy faces.

Sharon, Break, and Gil glared at me. "So soon? We haven't got our time with the creator." "The rabbit is selfish. Greedy." Emily said while Break sipped his tea. "Come on, Oz." Alice tugged at my sleeve. I shook my head and followed her away from the house.

What was that all about? Selfish? This place just gets stranger and stranger.

Enough. This chapter took forever. Review!