This is the first, and probably only, chapter of this fic. Unless this fic gets good reviews I won't make any more chapters. Enjoy!
A Happy Smash Friends Story
Flippin For Joy
Starring:
Yoshi
Flower (Ivysaur)
Snake
Featuring:
King Dedede
Peach
Zelda
Pikachu
Meta Knight
In the mansion dining room Pikachu held up his favorite possession, his Light Ball. Pikachu looked happily at the ball until it casted a bright light and blinded Pikachu. The mouse Pokémon screamed and reached for something to hold onto. He picked up a knife and used it like a blind man's stick.
The other six smashers, Flower, Snake, Dedede, Meta Knight, Peach, and Zelda looked at Pikachu before attending to their own businesses.
Snake got a ketchup bottle and squirted it on himself. He was telling the two princesses about a fight he had with Mario and was greatly exaggerating the details, the two knew that.
Flower, Meta Knight, and Dedede were scheduling their own match when they saw Yoshi enter the room.
Yoshi looked around for someone to chat with when he saw Snake. Seeing the ketchup and mistaking it for blood was causing something to happen to the dinosaur. Something evil…
Yoshi's eyes changed to yellow and evil looking and his usually hidden teeth were visibly sharp. He laughed evilly before turning his attention to Flower, Meta Knight, and King Dedede.
Sensing the danger, Meta Knight used his Dimensional Cape to escape the upcoming chaos. Flower and Dedede gulped as Yoshi pulled out a blue silver Beam Sword and dashed to the two.
Dedede stepped aside as Flower was stabbed on her forehead. Blood drenched the murderous dinosaur before the Ivysaur went limp. Yoshi looked to Dedede, who was foolishly hiding behind a chair. Yoshi grabbed the dead Ivysaur and smacked Dedede with her, Flower's Poison Powder scattering around the penguin and suffocating him to death.
Snake actually started laughing at the two's misfortune as the two princesses backed up. Grabbing the ketchup and mustard bottles Yoshi snuck up to Peach and shoved the bottles' tips into her ears and squirted, the condiments squirting out of her nose and crushing her brain.
Zelda ran for the door but Yoshi was behind it, slammed it, and locked it. The remaining princess walked back slowly into a trap that hangs the captor by the foot upside down by a rope. Yoshi grabbed a Halloween themed bat cookie (the date this chapter was written is 10/17/08) and cut her open with the cookie's "wing", blood spewing everywhere.
Yoshi then felt a sharp pain as the still blinded Pikachu had accidently stabbed him with his knife. Yoshi took a bite out of his bloodied cookie before stabbing the mouse with his trademark Beam Sword and licked the blade as Pikachu fell back dead.
Snake continued to laugh at the events unfolding before his eyes, until he realized he was the only one left. He looked around for Yoshi but didn't see him. Yoshi then appeared behind Snake and started choking him with Zelda's small intestines before grabbing Snake's head and twisting it.
No longer seeing anymore targets, Yoshi took a French fry from the table, dipped it in Flower's blood, and took a bite, sighing contentedly.
Have it your way!
That last bit was a joke on the fries and the fact it all took place in a dining room, a room where you eat. By the way, all but three of the kills were based on Happy Tree Friends episodes, even the ending! I hope everyone liked this, no flames please. I'm a very vengeful person.