Yoshi Kart always had Yoshi, Dr. Hoshi, Peppy Ankylosaurus, and certain other dinosaurs racing together, but this time was a bit different due to there being a few different racers in place.
And instead of the huge 'variety' of racers... here it was only eight. Because that was much easier to condense.
"You say this, yet it won't feel like that for long..." Yoshi muttered as he swerved around the various banks of the flower beds populating the track named after him, the Yoshi Circuit from the Gamecube era as a bunch of different colored Yoshis were cheering him on.
"Just shut up and enjoy the race," Dr. Hoshi interrupted as he used a rocket booster to go speeding past Yoshi, the purple raptor laughing as he nearly felt his light blue glasses come off his face, his white lab coat moving from the wind as he was suddenly smashed into the sea by another speeding racer.
"Yep, what else did you think would happen?" Bronto The Brontosaurus said as he was showing off his top speed from being a heavy tanker, the blue sauropod reveling in his big size for you.
"Oh, you have to learn to not be so overbearing about your stats," Shelia the Stegosaurus laughed as she swerved behind closely, the yellow spiky dinosaur also being heavy but having more of an acceleration kick to her.
Peppy Ankylosaurus was munching on some ripe green lettuce as the yellow clubbed reptilian idiot didn't really care that much about racing a bunch. "I could be at home trying my best as an electrician right now..."
"If you didn't want to race, then why did you come?" King K. Rool taunted as he chucked his golden crown at Peppy, laughing as he zipped through the tunnel and exited the other side.
Dry Bowser murmured to himself as he brushed back his red hair. "Sometimes I ask myself why do I get involved in these races..."
"Because they're fun, you big silly lug!" Toadette squealed as she let out a cute little fart, blushing as she placed her right hand on her face.
The Yoshis and other creatures populating the village where the finish line was watched as the eight racers, almost all reptilian, raced on through, with Yoshi karting and Toadette farting as Dry Bowser summoned the infamous spiny winged blue shell, chucking it all the way forward as it blasted Bronto in the air, with Shelia stealing first place using a rocket blaster while King K. Rool kept chucking his crown like the projectile it was. Dr. Hoshi was careful to leave behind the red colored fake item boxes as Peppy looked around in his vehicle for any stored lettuce, with all of the drivers being in the classic pipe framed karts that matched their colors. One thing was certain, they were all determined to make the most out of racing each other, because the reason they were racing is due to a dumb bet that Yoshi made the other day, catching the others off guard as they couldn't believe what the big nosed green dinosaur with the white stomach, red pad, and orange shoes said...
