Darkness: By Xemnas
"I like Darkness,
Darkness is dark,
I like darkness,
It makes me fart,"
"I like darkness,
the sun makes me cry,
I like darkness
and I hate light."
"Darkness! Darkness!
Hear me cheer!
Darkness! Darkness!
I want beer!"
"Light makes people old and cranky,
I hate those geezers who like to spank me,
Their wooden cranes are long and sharp,
Thats why I stay away in the dark!"
"Darkness! Darkness!
Hear me cheer!
Darkness! Darkness!
I want beer!"
"Robin Robin,
He was real gay,
he joined the teen titans,
cuz batman got him raped!
Batman batman,
He was my hero,
Until I learned that he wasn't evil,"
"Darkness! Darkness!
Hear me cheer!
Darkness! Darkness!
I want beer!"
"My this poem is really gay,
but there is one more thing I need to say,
whoever reads this should be evil,
because good is stupid..."