The babysitting Disaster
**************************************************************************** ********** Seto~ So.. are you -sure- you can handle babysitting Atari?
Joey~ Yea sure no problem! Besides, it's only for a few hours..What's the worst that could happen?
Seto~ *starts picturing world disasters and global wars* .. Yea you're right. Just be careful with Atari and call me if you need me. Are you sure you're up to it?
Joey~ Yea doesn't worry! Just go to the spa, we'll be fine!
Atari~ That's what the rest of the babysitters said before World War II -_- '
Mokuba~ C'mon big brother we'll miss our reservation dead line!
Seto~ Since when did you know words like that, Mokuba?
Mokuba~ I watched the "Big Words For Dumb-Dumbs" special last night! =D
Seto~ I should've known -_-'
Joey~ Just go and have a good time, we'll be fine!
Seto~ Okay.bye. Let's go Mokuba. *gets in the car and drives to the spa yadda yadda yadda*
Atari~ Well lets see what an octopus thinks!
Joey~ Okay!
~~~~~~~~~~~~20 minutes later ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Joey & Atari~ AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *are being squished by the octopus*
Seto~ Ugh *takes a pen and squirts ink in the octopuses face* *disappears back to the spa*
Back At The House
Atari~ Okay..how about we see the reptiles?
Joey~ Great idea! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 minutes Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Atari~ Not snakes!!! I meant some -other- reptile!
Joey~ Oh o.0
Seto~ *appears and plays music and the snakes dance away* This is -not- how I wanted to spend my day off... *disappears*
Back To The House Once More!
Atari~ Okay how about something that doesn't squeeze...or bite! Hmm...
Joey~ Hmmm
Atari~ How about birds?
Joey~ That seems safe!.....I mean fun!
~~~~~~~~~~~20 min- ..you know what I'm gunna say~~~~~~~
::Little bite-size Atari and Joey are being held above a nest of birds screaming::
Joey & Atari~ AAAAAAAHHHHHH O.O
Seto~ *appears and brings them back to the house* I can't relax one minute without having to worry about you two! Now, I want you to stay here and NOT interview any large or dangerous creatures! *disappears in a cloud that reads [beep] !*
Atari~ -_- *takes out a list* Octopus', Dangerous. Snakes, very dangerous. *looks down* Hey..How about cockroaches?
Joey~ o.o *does the lips thing with big eyes* Y-You don't t-trust me?
Atari~ No! It's not that I don't...Well actually..It's exactly that!
Joey~ *cries* (
Atari~ Okay okay! Just stop and we'll interview the cockroaches!!
Joey~ Yay! Make the wish!~ Do it do it do it do it do it!!!!!!!
Atari~ *takes out a Twinkie plushie and rubs it* I wish the cockroach was smart enough to tell us what he thinks!
Cockroach~ *becomes smart? Does and talks with nasally weird voice* World Domination! *scurries away*
Atari & Joey~ That.can't be good.. -_-'
3 Hours Later
Atari~ *looks at the miniature city filled with roaches and writes down on a notebook while speaking* When gifted with intelligence, roaches built super future city in about..*looks at her watch* .,... three hours.
Joey~ Ooohhhh! Look I know what can defeat the roaches! The cockroaches worst enemy..., the African Bog Frog!!!!!!
Atari~ Good! Now, let there be frogs!
*frogs appear and roaches share glances*
20 minutes later
*roaches are riding the frogs like horses and Joey and Atari are trapped in the pile of roaches that climb ever higher on them*
At The Spa With Seto
Seto~ My Joey's About To Kill Atari And Destroy The World feelings are tingling! I think I'll call them.. *calls them up* Hey, is everything alright over there?
Joey* Answers* Yea, we're just bored out of our minds on our no wishing day...Nope...Nothing wrong here!
Atari~ Seto Help!!!!! HELP!! *is being devoured by the roach pile growing bigger*
Seto~ Is that Atari screaming...Seto?
Joey~ No..That's Atari screaming. Let go of my eggo!
Seto~ Okay??
Joey~ *takes a candy wrapper and crinkles it by the phone* Oh no! You're..breaking up.I can't...stay much..longer *hangs up*
Seto~ *shrugs and hangs up as well*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Atari~ Aliens?? Why did you bring aliens to defeat the cockroaches?!?!?!
Joey~ You said nothing on the earth could defeat them so I picked aliens!
Atari~ Okay..as long as they don't find out they're the only living species that could survive a nuclear war...
Roach Leader~ *brings in a nuclear warhead* Faster world domination!!!
Atari & Joey~ O.O Oh god,,,,,,,
~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~
Atari~ Got any threes?
Joey~ What's a three?
Seto~ *walks in* Hmm, how could I ever have doubted y- *looks out window* AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Atari~ *whispers to Joey* I think he found out..
Joey~ *nods vigorously* ..
Seto~ Ugh *zaps everything back to normal* Well, it was nice at the spa but I don't think I'll be leaving you two alone for quite a while.
Atari~ *sighs in relief* Phew!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
BBA~ ^o^ Ohhh that was sooooo much fun! Hehehe! Even though this is only my second story..oh well!!!
BBA once more~ Don't forget to R&R a.s.a.p. !!!! (( As Soon As Possible for those of you with the attention span of a rodent))
Tristan~ I'm just here for comical relief...
JB~ Then why do you have everything on with Joey's head on it?
Tristan~ Okay listen! I'm not bright, big words confuse me, and I have an attention span of a rodent! But Joey loves me anyways! Isn't that enough for you?!
JB~ Oh, I never put it that way..
Joey~ So you'll back off?
JB~ Oh heavens, no! I'll just have to try harder!
All~ -_-'
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**************************************************************************** ********** Seto~ So.. are you -sure- you can handle babysitting Atari?
Joey~ Yea sure no problem! Besides, it's only for a few hours..What's the worst that could happen?
Seto~ *starts picturing world disasters and global wars* .. Yea you're right. Just be careful with Atari and call me if you need me. Are you sure you're up to it?
Joey~ Yea doesn't worry! Just go to the spa, we'll be fine!
Atari~ That's what the rest of the babysitters said before World War II -_- '
Mokuba~ C'mon big brother we'll miss our reservation dead line!
Seto~ Since when did you know words like that, Mokuba?
Mokuba~ I watched the "Big Words For Dumb-Dumbs" special last night! =D
Seto~ I should've known -_-'
Joey~ Just go and have a good time, we'll be fine!
Seto~ Okay.bye. Let's go Mokuba. *gets in the car and drives to the spa yadda yadda yadda*
Atari~ Well lets see what an octopus thinks!
Joey~ Okay!
~~~~~~~~~~~~20 minutes later ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Joey & Atari~ AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *are being squished by the octopus*
Seto~ Ugh *takes a pen and squirts ink in the octopuses face* *disappears back to the spa*
Back At The House
Atari~ Okay..how about we see the reptiles?
Joey~ Great idea! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 minutes Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Atari~ Not snakes!!! I meant some -other- reptile!
Joey~ Oh o.0
Seto~ *appears and plays music and the snakes dance away* This is -not- how I wanted to spend my day off... *disappears*
Back To The House Once More!
Atari~ Okay how about something that doesn't squeeze...or bite! Hmm...
Joey~ Hmmm
Atari~ How about birds?
Joey~ That seems safe!.....I mean fun!
~~~~~~~~~~~20 min- ..you know what I'm gunna say~~~~~~~
::Little bite-size Atari and Joey are being held above a nest of birds screaming::
Joey & Atari~ AAAAAAAHHHHHH O.O
Seto~ *appears and brings them back to the house* I can't relax one minute without having to worry about you two! Now, I want you to stay here and NOT interview any large or dangerous creatures! *disappears in a cloud that reads [beep] !*
Atari~ -_- *takes out a list* Octopus', Dangerous. Snakes, very dangerous. *looks down* Hey..How about cockroaches?
Joey~ o.o *does the lips thing with big eyes* Y-You don't t-trust me?
Atari~ No! It's not that I don't...Well actually..It's exactly that!
Joey~ *cries* (
Atari~ Okay okay! Just stop and we'll interview the cockroaches!!
Joey~ Yay! Make the wish!~ Do it do it do it do it do it!!!!!!!
Atari~ *takes out a Twinkie plushie and rubs it* I wish the cockroach was smart enough to tell us what he thinks!
Cockroach~ *becomes smart? Does and talks with nasally weird voice* World Domination! *scurries away*
Atari & Joey~ That.can't be good.. -_-'
3 Hours Later
Atari~ *looks at the miniature city filled with roaches and writes down on a notebook while speaking* When gifted with intelligence, roaches built super future city in about..*looks at her watch* .,... three hours.
Joey~ Ooohhhh! Look I know what can defeat the roaches! The cockroaches worst enemy..., the African Bog Frog!!!!!!
Atari~ Good! Now, let there be frogs!
*frogs appear and roaches share glances*
20 minutes later
*roaches are riding the frogs like horses and Joey and Atari are trapped in the pile of roaches that climb ever higher on them*
At The Spa With Seto
Seto~ My Joey's About To Kill Atari And Destroy The World feelings are tingling! I think I'll call them.. *calls them up* Hey, is everything alright over there?
Joey* Answers* Yea, we're just bored out of our minds on our no wishing day...Nope...Nothing wrong here!
Atari~ Seto Help!!!!! HELP!! *is being devoured by the roach pile growing bigger*
Seto~ Is that Atari screaming...Seto?
Joey~ No..That's Atari screaming. Let go of my eggo!
Seto~ Okay??
Joey~ *takes a candy wrapper and crinkles it by the phone* Oh no! You're..breaking up.I can't...stay much..longer *hangs up*
Seto~ *shrugs and hangs up as well*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Atari~ Aliens?? Why did you bring aliens to defeat the cockroaches?!?!?!
Joey~ You said nothing on the earth could defeat them so I picked aliens!
Atari~ Okay..as long as they don't find out they're the only living species that could survive a nuclear war...
Roach Leader~ *brings in a nuclear warhead* Faster world domination!!!
Atari & Joey~ O.O Oh god,,,,,,,
~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~
Atari~ Got any threes?
Joey~ What's a three?
Seto~ *walks in* Hmm, how could I ever have doubted y- *looks out window* AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Atari~ *whispers to Joey* I think he found out..
Joey~ *nods vigorously* ..
Seto~ Ugh *zaps everything back to normal* Well, it was nice at the spa but I don't think I'll be leaving you two alone for quite a while.
Atari~ *sighs in relief* Phew!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
BBA~ ^o^ Ohhh that was sooooo much fun! Hehehe! Even though this is only my second story..oh well!!!
BBA once more~ Don't forget to R&R a.s.a.p. !!!! (( As Soon As Possible for those of you with the attention span of a rodent))
Tristan~ I'm just here for comical relief...
JB~ Then why do you have everything on with Joey's head on it?
Tristan~ Okay listen! I'm not bright, big words confuse me, and I have an attention span of a rodent! But Joey loves me anyways! Isn't that enough for you?!
JB~ Oh, I never put it that way..
Joey~ So you'll back off?
JB~ Oh heavens, no! I'll just have to try harder!
All~ -_-'
Don't forget to check out my earlier story "Oh my lbeepl god!" for more hilarious experiences! You can contact me at jeweleye@charter.net or IM me on my AIM name lil Bishoujo 14.
p.s. I have a yahoo name! twin_jewels ^.~ See ya next time!!! Byeeeeeeeee