Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
Idaho's Problem
Oregon was running in a hallway, trying to get to his friend, Idaho's house. He knew that it wasn't important, until he saw what was the damage. He wondered what made Idaho so upset, that Wyoming had to call for him.
When he reached to his house, he knew what it was. Idaho was sulking in a corner, whilst Wyoming was making a smoothie for him.
"Wyoming!" Oregon told the brown-haired boy in a thick coat. Wyoming stopped putting carrots into a blender, and looked at Oregon. Oregon motioned to Idaho, and Wyoming nodded. "Dad took away all his potatoes for a while, but he's still not cooperating well." Wyoming is right, Idaho was still sulking in a corner, eating an apple. An apple! Everyone knew something's wrong if Idaho ate an apple.
"He's also drunk, so I suggest you back away," Wyoming added, making Oregon look horrified at the fact.
"Shut up!" Making the two states jump, seeing a weary, red-faced Idaho limping to them. "Wyoming, why are you accusing your older brother being a drunkard? I want you to die in hell," Idaho accused Wyoming, pointing at him, miserably trying to stay sober, his voice slurred.
"Hey!" Wyoming shouted, looking angry at Idaho. "Even if I'm a few days younger than you, I don't want to be insulted by a drunk potato freak!"
"Shut up brother!" Idaho shouted, tripping his feet. "I'm the older brother of all of you, and no one can contradict!"
"Actually, I'm older than all of you by a few decades," Oregon replied.
"Shut up Oregon!" Idaho shouted, throwing a wine bottle at him, but missing him completely. "You don't understand the pain of losing something you love. Dad doesn't understand, and he took my famous potatoes away from me!"
"Actually, he did get his burgers banned from his country once, and he was crying in his room for a week, then forcing England to stop the ban with his military force," Oregon replied again.
"Oh my god! Shut up Oregon! You're giving me a headache," Idaho shouted, then fell to the floor after tripping.
Wyoming sighed, and lift the state back to his feet, who shown a dazed expression. "Should we knock him out, or let a car run him over?" Wyoming asked.
Oregon shook his head. "Just leave him in his bed, I had enough today."
After Wyoming placed Idaho in his bed, the two states were now in his couch, watching South Park in an awkward silence.
"Hey," Oregon asked Wyoming.
"Yay?"
"Do you think there's a reason for Alfred for taking away Idaho's potatoes?"
"I don't know, I want to ask the same thing."
BLAM!
The two states scrambled up as they saw Idaho's door kicked over by a figure. He held bags of potatoes in his hands, and has blond hair with dark shades, a mischievous grin on his face.
"Washington!?" The two states exclaimed, looking blond with wide eyes.
"What are you doing here?" Oregon exclaimed, while Wyoming gaped at Washington.
"Oh, hey guys," Washington casually waved, walking to Idaho's wooden kitchen, with the other states following him. He opened the cabinet for the kitchen, and stuffed the bags of potatoes into the stuffed room. "Just wanted to return Idaho's "babies"."
"Why do you have Idaho's potatoes!?" Wyoming asked, looking baffled like Oregon.
"Long story," Washington explained, closing the cabinet door.
"We have time Washington," Oregon told him. "We just want to know why you have potatoes?"
"Long story short, Idaho's Idaho Vandals won this year, so I wanted to steal his potatoes so I could get him back," Washington explained.
"Wait?" Wyoming said. "You're the one who took away his potatoes?
"Yep."
"That actually explains a lot," Wyoming added.
"But it doesn't sound like a long story to me," Oregon said.
"Trust me, the rest of the story involves Dad, Russia, a cow, and five hundred newspapers."
"Alright, I don't want to know."
"Yep," Washington said, walking over the broken door. "Let's keep it that way." After that, he was gone, making Oregon and Wyoming not speak of the incident for a few weeks.
A/N: Had this in my files for a while, wasn't finished, wanted to complete it. Anyways, thanks for reading.
Also! If you want more stories about the states, Canada's provinces, Italy's provinces, etc, then give me some ideas, and I'll try to find the best one to create in this series.