I don't own Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, or anything recognizable.

I don't know where this came from, it just kinda happened. But I'm dedicating it to my best friend for helping me come up with ideas.

"You're all insane if you don't think Zuko and Katara fucked." Sam exploded out of nowhere. It should have been expected after Danny insisted they watched the show in he first place, but he was shocked nonetheless.

"Excuse me?" Val shrieked from across the kitchen. "No way! Zuko and Mai are perfect, he would never do that to her!"

"Oh sure, defend the canons." Sam muttered with an eye roll.

"I don't know, Sam, Aang and Katara are pretty legit." Danny said with a sheepish smile, "I like the idea of best friends falling in love." Insert playful wink and rejected kiss here.

"Shut it, Cheeseball." She said, shoving him despite the smile on her face.

"Nah, I get it. Dark angsty character falls for the nurturing yet badass girl." Tucker shrugged. "That has Sam written all over it."

"Thank you very much." Sam said with a victorious smile.

"Never said I support the ship, I just get why you like it." He commented.

"So what do you ship?" Danny asked, trying again to sneak a kiss on Sam. He failed.

"Sokka and Zuko." He said with finality. That is, until Sam's hand reached across the table and smacked his beret off.

"If you separate Sokka and Suki, I will end you." Sam growled.

"I can agree with that," Val said, coming up to the table with a can of soda in her hand. "She just makes him a better man in general. Plus, he deserves her after what happened to Yue."

"Don't remind me," Danny said, trying to hide the tear building in his eye.

"Aw, babe." Sam gushed, finally leaning over to give him that kiss he'd been after.

"On a lighter note," Tuck announced. "How hot would Azula and Katara be?"

"As a feminist, I'm appalled." Sam narrowed her eyes at him.

"But as a pansexual?" Val giggled.

"I'm intrigued," Sam added, much quieter.

"Let's be real here," Danny spoke up, "the best ship is Zuko and his honor." He smiled at the rest of Team Phantom who just shook their heads in disappointment.

"My OTP," Jazz interjected, "is Iroh and happiness. Because it's what he deserves."

Everyone silently nodded at that, as Jazz slipped out of the kitchen just as quietly as she entered.

"I just think," Dani shocked everyone after her long silence, "that Azula is hot."