Jake dodged the silver axe which was inches away from his head, did a little flip, and landed back on the ground with a thump. He punched his fist up in the air.
"YEAH! That was awesome," he jumped up and down like a madman. "I bet you guys couldn't beat my time!"
"Wait..." Marceline said, looking over her watch, "...Finn was earlier than you for a second."
"Awww, snap!"
"It's okay dude!" Finn laughed as the dog whined and sulked back beside his sitting place.
"Okay, who's next?" the Vampire Queen asked.
The others who were sitting along with Finn and Jake exchanged glances at each other then disagreed with a sigh. Marceline had invited all of them to some stupid obstacle course she had built, and after seeing Jake getting almost beheaded, they all turned pale-white on the face. What is this girl's idea of fun without getting all killed?
"Fine, Finn you won." she announced.
"YEAH!" the human boy exclaimed. He did a little victory dance then suddenly his expression turned into a face full of boredom. "So, what's next?"
"I guess that's it," she smirked, "since these coward little mortals are too weak to cross an insanely-built course that runs through a churchyard."
"Come on guys! Try it out! You definitely will LOVE. IT."
They exchanged nervous looks again and all shook their heads.
"Come on. Okay, let's make a bargain."
The princesses listened attentively.
"I will give you each a..." he stopped and blushed.
"Come on weenie," Marcey teased, "get over with it and stop being hesitant."
"...a-anything you want..."
"Okay then, it's settled. Whoever beats Finn's time shall win whatever you desire," she announced as though she was very bored by a lecture Bonnibel was droning on about.
"Okay..." she adds, "so first one off is Incandessa," (N/A: I got the name from Iamdragonfury)
The fire princess stands up and shakes her head. "...I cannot do it..."
"Why, afraid of a few obstacles?" the vampire taunted.
"...No, I might burn it and it could cause serious problems." (N/A: Theyre next to a forest)
"Fine. Bonnie?"
The "pretty pink princess" stood up and backed away slowly.
"...I don't want to...I don't think I could do it...Because if I die...My kingdom needs me..."
"SHEESH!" the ebony-haired teen-age looking girl snapped, "you won't get killed! FINE, Lorein..." (N/A: That I forgot where I got but she's LSP)
"No way Marceline..." she gawked then gestured to all of her, "my lumps would be cut off! What do you think, I'll risked my fabulous lumps?"
They went on for a couple more princesses...
"Transucenta?"
"...It might go through me, I don't like that..."
"...Musculine...?"
"No way, I might break the whole thing down!"
"...Zumbifina...?"
"Hello, made of bones here?"
"...Amazon...?"
The called princess stepped forward.
"Okay, I'll do it."
Finn jumped up.
"FINALLY! A challenger!"
She broke into a run and jumped over the collapsng bridge, rolled through the swinging swords from the ceiling, jumped up across the fire-covered hole, ran (to her disgrace) on the mucky swamp of mud and finally finished the axe with a summersault in the air.
The audience clapped hysterically.
"Okay," Marceline said, silencing the ecstatic shouts from the bystanders. "Finn got twenty seconds...and Amazon got..."
Finn edged toward his seat.
"...ten seconds flat."
Cheers from the princesses came and they congratulated her for beating Finn's time up.
"Hey, so what do you want?"
Finn asked as he parted the crowd.
"Well..." she began nervously, "...just a little kiss from the hero who saves us all..."
