Goku Saiyaman suspected something was a little off when his gay brother tried to do the butt secks him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans. It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly flustered Crocodile, John Meat, that his life finally began to make sense. However, John proved to be smokin' hot and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with eating entrails. Goku soon learnt that John had taken an oath never to eat a human being.
When Goku's gay brother is injured in a drowned in the swamp accident, Goku realises his own life is at risk. Despite John's scales and big teeth, Goku finds himself falling for the Crocodile. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him. One night, a Aligator appears before Goku and warns him of a darkness within John. The Aligator gives Goku the long gun (the one from that yellow girl who dies first in madoka) - the only weapon that can defeat a flustered Crocodile.