It's baaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkk!
Sora looked up at the night sky in the middle of nowhere in particular.
"Hey! It's the giant words again!"
"I mean, uh, a far-off something that's like scattered confetti"
"Scattered confetti that's like scattered sprinkles on creamy donuts!"
"I wanna eat them all! Yours and mine" Sora finishes.
And so, the scene flashes to the beach where Kairi is sitting and working on her good luck charm, when suddenly the waves come up and a shark drags her in. Uh, moving along, the scene shifts to the dented palm tree where Sora is cuddling Riku and Kairi is duck taped to the tree. And all of a freakin sudden, she disinagrates and so does Riku. "Riiiikkkuuuu!" Sora screams as he climbs onto the tree when someone pushes him from behind.
Sanctuary starts to play when Sora lands, but falls off the platform Donald and Goofy are on in Hollow Bastion. Luckily, he gets back up in time to run and chop and jump like a monkey onto the platforms. When he gets to the top, he sees Kairi laying dead on the ground. "She's following me!" Sora runs over to her and starts to kick and jump on her. He looks over to the heart looking machine to see Riku wearing his skirt. Riku turns around and puts his hand out to him. "Riku!" Sora runs over to him. Freaked out, Riku has second thoughts and takes out his dark Keyblade. "I thought you loved me!" Sora blocks his attack and tries to grab for him, but Riku jumps back and dissolves into Ansem. Sora automatically vomits to the side. "No wonder" Sora gets himself together and jumps at him, about to hit him with his Keyblade. It flashes to when Ansem gets hit with light. "Sora, you're an idiot" Riku smiles as the door closes on him.
It then flashes to when Sora loses his heart and then to him pushing Kairi away. Kairi looked up to the sky, just when a blitzball came flying into her head. It all of sudden turns to night and hail starts to strike down form the sky. Sora is surronded by light, floating away in his, ehh, ball of light, mouthing the words "You piece of crap!" Kairi watches as he disappears. As day comes, she dissolves and appears a few feet away, looking older and whatever (She's been in the same place for an entire year?). She lowers her head and it flashes between her and Namine as she mouths "Music won't die". The scene moves over to Namine, where she's looking at a picture of some stairs (Now why would she draw some stairs?).
The camera zooms into the picture to the point where Sora, Donald and Goofy are running up the stairs, killing some heartless. A bunch of heartless appear in front of Sora, but Donald jumps, casting lightning on them. "I'm so powerful!" Sora looks up to see two men in the smoke, then a hallway where he appears. There, Marluxia is standing with his pink scythe. "It's the hippie!" Sora charges at him. The fight flashes between Sora fighting Marluxia and Riku fight Ansem. Finally, Sora throws his Keyblade at Marluxia's groin, but the scene luckily flashes to Sora running up the stairs and Riku running under the stairs (Riku's pretty good at that!). Sora reaches the top to see Namine look up.
She looks back at her drawing and Sora is suddenly in a glass container. "Let me outta here you witch!" Sora bangs on the glass. She mouths the words "Angels in flight" and Sora passes out due to lack of oxygen. He flies through a white scene, but it dissolves into feathers and he flies back to the island. Namine closes her scrap book on a picture of Sora. On the beach, Kairi is trying to cling to Sora's arm and Sora is handcuffed to Riku's wrist, all sleeping.
And then, splash! Roxas falls through some dark water and wakes up, just when he was supposed to hit the ground. He takes a step and birds fly away into the darkness, revealing a stained glass picture of Sora. The darkness goes up to a moonlit beach. A guy in a black hood comes out of a rock. "I've been to see him" another guy on a rock looks over to the one who just came outta nowhere. Hooded guy number 1 walks over to the one sitting on the rock. "He looks alot like you" hooded guy number 2 looks to number one. "Who are you?" number 1 asks. "I am all that's left. Hmph, or, maybe all that ever was" number 2 answers. "Okay, I didn't ask for your life story, idiot. I meant your name!" number 1 sighs. "My name is of no importance. Now, do you remember your true name?" number 2 looked over to number 1. "My true name is..." number 2 starts.
Roxas shoots outta bed. "Another dream about him. But why do I keep dreaming about that guy?" Roxas mumbled to himself. He opened the window next to his bed. "I hope I'm not gay" he sighed. Later on, Roxas sat in his chair in the usual spot. Hayner and Pence seemed to be talking about nothing and Olette looked like she was pretending to look interested. "And that's what happened" Hayner finished his imaginary conversation. "That's just wrong" Pence agreed. "Seifer's gone too far this time" Olette agreed as well.
They looked over to Roxas, who wasn't even paying attention, but nodded anyway. "It's true a bunch of stuff has been stolen around town, so we can't blame him for thinking it's us. See, that's not what bugs me. What really me, is that he's going around town telling people we did it. And now everybody and their mothers are treating us like the Klepto club! Have you ever been this mad in your life. I know I haven't! Nu uh! It really pisses me off!" Hayner yells to the ceiling that echoes through the entire world. "Dude, calm down" Roxas said firmly. "Why don't we just go out and catch the thieves?" Roxas suggested. "That's stupid, but why don't we go out and catch the thieves?" Hayner suggested. "That's exactly what I sa-" "But what about Seifer?" Olette asked. "First we catch the thieves" Roxas sighed, deciding to play along.
"Oh no! The...are gone!" Pence tried to say, but couldn't say the word. "Our...are gone?" Hayner tried, but couldn't. "You guys trying to cuss at me?" Roxas raised an eyebrow. "You can't say...why not?" Olette asked. "The thief must've taken it!" Pence guesses. "What type of thief is that?" Hayner asks. "Who knows, but lets just get them!" Roxas nods. "Right" Hayner says as the other two follow him. Roxas is about to follow, but passes out. "His heart is returning. Doubtless he'll awaken very soon, cause I'm always right!" a voice says. Roxas twitches and then wakes up. He slowly gets up as Olette comes running back. "C'mon Roxas" she says as if nothing happened. "Did you not just see what happe-nevermind" Roxas followed.
After they asked around, they headed to the sandlot. Fuu, Rai, and Vivi (His hat's alive!) were doing something, but then turned to them. "Thieves!" Fuu pointed. "That was real low, y'know?" Rai made a fists. "Excuse me?" Hayner stomped forward. "Nice come back there, blondie" Seifer came walkin out of the tunnel, all gansta style. "The Seifa!" Pence stepped back (Radio joke). "That was undeniable proof we totally owned you lamers" Seifer pointed to Roxas. "So what'd you do, burn it?" Seifer asked. "Burn him alive!" Roxas thought. "Not that we need some...as proof" Seifer walked over to his little buddies.
"Replay!" Fuu smiled. "Now you're talkin!" Seifer prepared to fight. "I tell ya what. If you beg for mercy, I just might let it slide" Seifer suggested. Roxas, thought, then began to bow down as the others laughed, but he was really looking at the weird and non sharp weapons that appeared outta nowhere. He dashed for the sword looking one that made a squeek. "Aw, man" Roxas sighed at his pathetic 'weapon'. They began to fight and when Roxas was down, he won by kicking Seifer in the groin and got back up. Seifer fell, and nearly passed out. "Uh, Seifer's not feeling so hot, y'know" Rai jumped in front of him, only to me stepped on by Fuu when she said "Tournament decides." Pence took out his camera and aimed it at Roxas. "Do you always carry that thing around? And where'd you stuff it? I didn't see it around your neck?" Roxas asked.
Before Pence could answer, a white thing swooped around him and stole his camera. "What was that?" Roxas asked. "The thief?" Hayner guessed. Roxas ran after it all the way to a forest (Now why is there a forest near a town?). He cornered it at an abandoned mansion. "Ewww, it doesn't look right" Roxas thought to himself as he kept looking at the way it stood, as if it wanted to make out. "We have come for you, my liege" it said. "Wha?" Roxas stepped back. The thing unzipped its mouth and opened up. Using his trusty stuffed weapon, Roxas tried to hit it, but nothing really worked. "No good" he gave up when it suddenly turned into a Keyblade.
With his Keyblade, Roxas began beating it down like crazy. Just when it was about to die, it jumped at Roxas and reached into his pants. "Woah! Woah! WOAH!" Roxas yelled as it ripped off his underwear and disappeared into a dark portal, leaving the pictures behind. "Okay, so I got the pictures back" Roxas picked them up.
"Thanks, Roxas" Where'd you find them?" Hayner asked. "That thing just ran off and left them there after it took my underwear" Roxas explained. "Have you guys noticed that all the pcitures are of Roxas?" Penced asked. "Each and every one of them" Olette agreed. "Hello, the underwear" Roxas complained. "Wouldn't it be weird if somebody wanted to go after the real Roxas?" Pence asked. "Yeah, right. Who'd want a bonehead like Roxas?" Hayner asked. "Hey, thanks" Roxas said sarcastically, still upset about the underwear. "I'm out" Roxas walked out the gate, only to be blinded by the sun and pass out.