You're on the phone
What in the world is a phone?
With your girlfriend ‒ she's upset
Girlfriend? I had one years ago but then we got married and she killed herself. Wait why is she upset?
She's going off
That was the worst part about Lucy though she would just yell and then cry.
About something that you said
Well now that is understandable. I mean I don't always say the right things.
'cause she doesn't get your humor like I do.
Um Lucy always got my humor. Also its kind of creepy that you are singing YET AGAIN.
I'm in my room ‒ it's a typical Tuesday night.
Baking people in to pies then? Wait you wouldn't do that in your room so maybe turning that boy into a lady.
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like.
What is this music you speak of? Unless you are talking about a symphony, or the screams of victims!
She'll never know your story like I do.
Well I think she understood it pretty well. Except for the killing part but she isn't here to know now is she.
But she wears short skirts
Lies! My Lucy wore beautiful dresses.
I wear t-shirts
You are lying yet again! Women do not wear t-shirts they wear dresses as I stated before.
She's cheer captain
What is this so called cheer captain? If it is good then sure she can be it.
And I'm on the bleachers
What does bleachers have to do with anything?
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
I wish Albert saw you doing this because he would hit you which would be wrong but still.
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time.
Excuse me? I think I prefer my wife over you Mrs. Lovett because she does not sing random songs throughout the day!
If you could see
I have pretty good vision so that is not a problem for me!
That I'm the one
Really Mrs. Lovett you are so desperate its annoying.
Who understands you
Ya sure you do.
Been here all along
Well that's true I have known you ever since I've been a little lad.
So why can't you see
Mrs. Lovett you are annoying me more and more by the second!
you belong with me,
No I don't so let it go! If toby was older he would so be after you.
You belong with me?
Repeating gets you nowhere in life.
Walking the streets
Ya because neither of us can afford to take care of a horse and buggy.
With you and your worn out jeans
Well then you should make me a new pair of jeans since they are "worn out". I think they are rather comfy.
I can't help thinking
I don't want to hear what you think Mrs. Lovett
This is how it ought to be.
Ok then I sat by you once and this is what happens.
Laughing on a park bench
Shh no one is supposed to know that!
Thinking to myself
Once again I don't want to know your thoughts.
"Hey, isn't this easy?"
I wasn't prepared to be at the park so it was hard staying in my thoughts!
And you've got a smile
Lies! I don't smile now!
That could light up this whole town.
Wow. Then I had a good smile
I haven't seen it in awhile
Obviously I sort of became Sweeney Todd.
Since she brought you down.
Well that is sort of true…HEY you are trying to have me betray my wife!
You say you're fine –
Ya I do when I feel like exploding or murdering you like right now!
I know you better than that.
Then why ask?
Hey, what you doing
What that is not proper English!
With a girl like that?
Don't insult my wife Mrs. Lovett and this is creeping me out!
She wears high heels,
Most women do.
I wear sneakers.
What are sneakers? If you mean men dress shoes then you have issues.
She's cheer captain,
Once again what is cheer?
And I'm on the bleachers.
You are being creepy and annoying at the same time!
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
Find out when the judge will come back so I can kill him?
that what you're looking for has been here the whole time.
Ugh stop this foolishness and go make pies.
If you could see
Stop this!
That I'm the one
I am so annoyed.
Who understands you
If you understood me then you would stop!
Been here all along
Sadly
So why can't you see
Because you're here blocking my view.
you belong with me?
No I don't even how many times you say it. Also no matter how attractive you look most of the times… Get a hold of yourself Sweeney!
Standing by you
Note to self-stand away from her
Waiting at your backdoor.
I don't have a back door
All this time
Go get a job then.
How could you not know, baby
I AM NOT A BABY!
You belong with me,
No. No. No. No. No and guess what NO!
You belong with me?
No!
Oh, I remember you were driving to my house
I live with you how can I drive?
In the middle of the night.
In another words walk downstairs for some ale?
I'm the one who makes you laugh
Well you did make me laugh a lot when I was Benjamin Barker.
When you know you're about to cry.
Once in a life time thing and you never hear the end of it!
I know your favorite songs,
I don't know what my favorite songs are.
And you tell me about your dreams.
Once when I was drunk!
Think I know where you belong,
In a grave by my precious Lucy.
Think I know it's with me.
It is with Lucy not you!
Can't you see
I am going to ignore you
That I'm the one
Lalalalalalalalalala I don't hear you.
Who understands you?
Ok that may be true…..
Been here all along
I know you have so why repeat it?
So why can't you see
Wait I responded back dang it!
You belong with me?
I don't hear you again.
Standing by you
Really.
Waiting at your backdoor.
Done yet?
All this time
Obviously not.
How could you not know, baby,
Stop it now.
You belong with me,
Making me madder.
You belong with me?
Go sing to toby!
You belong with me.
Stop this toby loves your singing.
Have you ever thought just maybe
I think a lot actually.
You belong with me?
Stop it please I am begging.
You belong with me.
Done? YES!Go make me dinner now. Not a pie though I am smarter then that.