The Break Up

Chapter One

So Long Sucker!

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Another fic from Moi! I'm fed up with all of the grim stuff around lately and most of my fics fit into that category so that's why I'm writing this. This story follows the break up of two Sun Hill officers, be sure to see a love triangle, public humiliation and lots of drunken action from the wonderful troops! Tiny bit of language and knowing me probably a few sexual references later on.

ENJOY!

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I sit there completely moulded into the sofa happily eating a packet of milk chocolate drops, the type that go into cakes and cookies when there's a knock at the door. I don't bloody believe I say as I lever myself to a vertical position and putting down the packet of delicious chocolates. I open the door and he's standing there, arms folded quite highly across his chest and with one eyebrow raised.

"Yes" I say quite stubbornly as I remember that us vulnerable woman must show our strength at a time of crisis like this.

"Can I come in I have things to collect" He says back, while huffing and puffing. A signal that did not go unnoticed might I add.

As I walk back into the lounge I remember the chocolates that I was happily consuming before he arrived. Picking them up I munch on them as I wait for him to move in the direction of his packaged belongings. I see him rummaging through the boxes accounting for every belonging,

"I think you'll find that there all their, I mean what do I want with a West Ham mug anyway. There shit." Ha bet that kicked him in the bollocks. One Nil to me I think as I throw another hand of chocolate drops into my mouth.

He takes the packet from my hand and studies it meticulously, He's looking at me with that very same face he does when he mocks me. I can feel some criticism coming from him soon; oh what the heck bring it on you sad Git!

"Shouldn't you be on the low fat ones judging by the size of your bum, shame there's no weight restrictions in the MET I could get you out of my life for good then."

OUCH maybe that stung a tiny bit but after that I feel hatred towards him even more I just want to kick him back to smelly old Essex.

He walks out of the door and out of my life forever……………………………………

I WISH!

Far from it for the next few weeks he plagued my life endlessly, broke my heart along the way until the love volcano erupted with a result that would change my life forever.

From the day he took his things I decided to get my life back on track, stop waiting around for the next guy so I decided to take hold of my life and do what any intellectual would… write a diary!

Day 1

So far I've managed to gorge myself on chocolate drops and coca cola, Sainburys answer to anti-depressants and so far they have done nothing but make me feel as fat as I feel. Starting from Wednesday I'm going on a diet banning myself from figure killing foods like jelly babies and curries but first of all I'm spending tomorrow eating total crap. I need it I'm in CID!

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Short and sweet! Please review xxxxxx