If you can find anything crazier, you're reading something from a better author!
The End of Comedy as We Know it!
Day one...
1. Theme song!
Mikan woke up early that morning at about 12:00:01am. (A/N: Just after midnight... Heh heh heh...)
"Wow, time for the theme song already?" She asked herself.
Anyway, she got up, got her close up, and came time to zoom out, she was dressed in her school
clothes.
"Well, here we go," She took a deep breath and began singing,
"I wanna do a theme song! Song! Do dododo do, do dodo do
I wanna do a theme song! Song! Do dododo do, do dodo do,
I want to do a theme song!
I wanna do a theme song!
Shu-u-t up you say,
Well all I gotta say to you is
I just sai-aid no!
No no no no no... Hey, why'd you turn off the music?"
(A/N to Mikan: It began to get retarded, we pretty much murdered a great song. So, to not screw everything up further, I turned it off.)
"Here, we have a section for everyone," Hotaru said, "Every genre will have specific order in which
they will come."
"It looks like this:" Mikan said, pointing to the chart below.
1. Theme song.
2. Romantic junk.
3. Adventure.
4. Beating the crap outta everyone.
5. Commercial break, so that everyone can do their least favorite thing: Yoga!
6. Random crap.
7. Comedy.
8. More random crap.
9. An author check-up.
10. Good bye, suckas!
2. Romantic junk
"Well, we did the theme song, all we have to do now is... Romantic junk," Ruka said, "Oh bunny, I
am holding in my arms, I hope you know I have the deepest and cheesiest feelings for you a 10
year old boy could have towards a mindless bunny!"
"Oooh! Awww! How sweet!" Everyone said, but then they started looking away when Ruka decided
to make out with the rabbit.
3. Adventure
"Now, Adventure." Natsume said. Then, he was kidnapped by... Piyo! And then taken to the secret
fortress in the north woods to the evil stepmother... Mikan!
"Hold on a a second! Why am I the evil stepmother?! Where the hell did you get all this? I demand
to be the prince that comes to save Natsume! Wait... That didn't come out right... I meant to say
prin-" Mikan said, but was interrupted by the Author's Notes.
(A/N to Mikan: Fine, you're a princess! Congrats, now just go save his butt!)
And then taken to the secret fortress in the north woods to the evil stepmother... Permy!
"Muahahahaha! Bubble bubble toil and trouble, cauldron brew and cauldron bubble, making
Natsume stew I am! Muahahaha!" Permy cackled. Just then, while Permy wasn't paying attention,
"SWISH!" Mikan sliced her head clean off with her Sword of Head Slicingy Stuff!
She took the tied up Natsume (A/N: Since when was he tied up? Oh, forget it, he's tied up,
then.) in her arms, and tried to kiss him... And then, "Boom!" they both exploded.
The end of that portion.
4. Beating the crap outta everyone
"I feel a little... Disturbed... By this portion..." Iinchou said.
"Get over it, wuss!" Hotaru said before she had her giant robot donkey come out and kick him in the
face. (A/N: Hotaru wins the randomness award!) Permy shrugged, looked at Mikan, who was still trying to kiss Natsume and said,
"You bitch! Why don't you stop trying to steal my frickin' boyfriend for two seconds and come fight
me?!" Mikan ran over with her sword, Permy turned into her dog/cat thing, and they both tried to
gauge each others eyes out. Mikan managed to successfully stick her sword into Permy's foot,
and Permy scratched a giant hole in Mikan's hand. The floor was covered in blood, when
suddenly, a pig with blond hair and blank eyes came out and rolled in the blood. A big chunk
of Mikan's flesh was lying on the ground, and by now, the blood had settled, so it was now a dark
red on the bottom.
Ruka, however, was completely oblivious to what was going on, because he was now sitting on the
floor naked with the bunny, and the rest I will not describe because it is too horrible to tell.
5. Commercial break, so that everyone can do their least favorite thing: Yoga!
Do you gotta crap? Do you gotta crap bad? Do you not have the ability to crap right now? Well
then, you need Uncle Super-Crapo's Super Crappy Laxident! It rarely works, and when it does, you
have explosive diarrhea! But, most people are so stupid, they'll but it anyway, so why don't you be a
stupid person like everyone else and buy it? Come on! The idiots are waiiiitinnnng...
(A/N: I do not support Uncle Super-Crapo's Super Crappy Laxident in any way!)
6. Random crap
"Now, back to you, somehow all of a sudden 20 year old (A/N: what some may think of as)hot weather girl Mikan." I said.
"Umm... Today, we might have some light blood fall, then at around 10:00pm, there will
be a massive earthquake and kids in green suits with boomerangs will come out of the ground
and begin slaughtering everyone." Mikan said.
"And now to Ruka..." I said as the camera turned to him,
"Oh god! Bring the camera back over here! My eyes!! My eyes!! I have a message to everyone who
just missed that. Consider yourself really damned lucky... Bastards..."
"Thank you for watching the Random Crap News at 12:09am" I concluded.
7. Comedy
"And now for... The Crappiest act ever with Tsubasa Ando and Misaki Harada!" I announced.
"Hey, wait! Why does his name get to be first?! This sucks, I quit." Misaki yelled
"W- w- wait! She made a mistake! Your name doescome first! I swear!" Tsubasa yelled after her.
"Really? Okay, maybe I'll forgive you. Just this once. Justthis once! Heh! (eye twitch) I have to be
first! Have to! Heh... (eye twitch)" Misaki said.
Okay, now lets have the guys in white suits with the big, sharp needles take it from here!
(A/N: Yeah... If I knew she had that problem before, trust me, she wouldn't even be on here.
I'll keep her anyway! After all, don't people love to see psycho-maniac do psycho-maniac stuff? Right?)
8. More random crap
"You might be a Ruka if... You made love to a bunny!"
"You might be a Ruka if... You fell in love with your best friend!"
"You might be a Ruka if... You think this is supposed to be about rednecks!"
"You might be a Ruka if... You are currently reading this!"
"You might be a Ruka if... You're name is Ruka!"
"You might be a Ruka if... You ran out of things to type when you were supposed to be typing
'You might be a Ruka if...' stuff. Or maybe that makes you the author? Can you help me on this?
Dammit, my sister won't either."
9. An author check-up
(A/N: There will be no Authors Notes in this section at all. Not even this one.)
"How aaare you, Michiko?" Asked Mikan.
"Fine, so... Can I type now?" I asked her back.
"Okay, just pretend I'm not here... I wanna do a theme song! Dun dun dundun dun!" Mikan sang.
"I told you not to turn the music back on! That's it, out! You're grounded." I told her.
"Can I at least do the ending theme song... Pweeeese?" She continued to pester me for the next five minutes, I'll shorten it to spare you time, anyway, then I finally said...
"Okay! you're ungrounded, just, just get out!" I yelled. -.-
"Sheesh, you didn't have to be so mean about it!" She stormed out of the room.
10. Good bye, suckas!
And by now, the "Spinster (Aunt) Dance" (A/N: That was originally going to be "I wanna do a theme song", but I decided it made a better theme song.)
was playing, everyone was wearing Tutu's and doing the swan lake. (A/N: If I even know how the Swan Lake goes!)
Do de de da de da do do, de da diddit do, dedede oah dedah dedah dih do,
All right everybody now here we go, it's a brand new version of the random dance,
Just hit yourself on the head and rub your belly, c'mon everybody it's the Spinster (Aunt) Dance!
The end...
For today, at least...
Writer:
Michiko
My Entertainment while I was writing this:
MikanNatsume4Evr
The Pig:
A Pig with blond hair and blank eyes named Mr. Piggy.
(A/N:Songs may or may not be knock off, I am not saying I wrote the originals, I just tweaked the lyrics.)
Spinster (Aunt) Dance:
Michiko
I Wanna Do a Theme Song:
Michiko
The Activities List:
Hotaru
Disclaimer for this written by:
Michiko. Oh yeah, I almost forgot the disclaimer!
I DO NOT OWN GAKUEN ALICE OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS BUT IF I DID IT WOULD PROBABLY LOOK LIKE THIS!