Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar: The Last Airbender or Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglass.
Wow. I've been wanting to make this parody for so long it's unbelievable. At first I was just going to make it about the Avatar world in general, but then I decided it would be cooler to focus on a particular aspect or incident. I choose Crossroads of Destiny! Mainly because it has everything...
Kung Fu Fighting (a parody)
All the Gaang was kung-fu fighting
Azula shot Aang with lightning
Katara saw and started crying
And escaped with with perfect timing
There were nasty Dai Li men from the nasty Ba Sing Se
They were bending rocks up and they were pushing rocks away
It was a carefully planned coup; arranged by you-know-who.
Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee impersonate the girls from Kyoshi!
All the Gaang was kung-fu fighting
Azula shot Aang with lightning
Katara saw and started crying
And escaped with perfect timing
There was old Uncle Iroh, and little, emo Zuzu
who said, "If Azula helps me, then I don't need you!"
He chose his path and made a stand, and followed her command.
The Avatar was shot and Azula realized her evil plot!
All the Gaang was kung-fu fighting
Azula shot Aang with lightning
Katara saw and started crying
And escaped with perfect timing
I'm so happy right now... .
I'd also like the say that spell checking documents that contain words of foreign origin is NOT fun. I feel bad for all you serious writers out there who write pages of this stuff...