Dream-Eating Monochrome Baku

Disclaimer: I own nothing!

Pairing: KAITO x Kagamine Len

"L-Len-kun!"

The blonde turned to face the owner of the voice.

"Kaito…?"

"I've just listened to Len-kun's song, Dream-Eating Monochrome Baku, and uhm…"

"What do you want?" Len raised an eyebrow, "If you're going to criticize, then go away."

"N-No, I…" Kaito blushed, "I wondered if you could eat my dreams?"

Len stared at him in disbelief.

"Kaito, flash news, I am not a Baku," Len sighed, "I can't eat your dreams."

"That's…ah…" Kaito shook his head sadly and walked away.

"What's with him?" Rin asked her brother.

"Like I know," Len gave Kaito a final glance, before he went back into his room.

The next morning, Kaito asked Len to eat his dreams again.

"Len-kun, Len-kun…" Kaito ran up to him, "Can you eat my dreams?"

"No." Len muttered.

"Ne, Ne, Len-kun, what do dreams taste like?" Miku asked. "Do they taste like Negi?"

"Miku-nee! I DO NOT EAT DREAMS!"

And at Lunch, Kaito asked him again.

"Len-kun. Eat my dreams!"

"No! I am not a Baku!"

"Len, what do dreams taste like?" Rin asked. "Do they taste like oranges?"

"Rin, I DO NOT EAT DREAMS!" Len yelled, "AND NOT THIS QUESTION AGAIN!"

And at dinner, Kaito asked him again.

"Len-kun, can you –"

"NO, I WILL NOT EAT YOUR DREAMS!"

"Len what do dreams taste like?" Luka looked up from her book, "Do they taste like Tuna?"

"Luka-nee, I DO NOT EAT DREAMS!" Len yelled, "AND WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT DREAMS TASTE LIKE?!"

When Len was going to go to sleep, there was a knock on his bedroom door.

"Len…?" Kaito opened the door and poked his head in. "Can I…"

"Kaito," Len glanced at Kaito sternly. "I. Do. Not. Eat. DREAMS!"

"I –"

"What is wrong with you, Kaito!? Why are you so eager for me to eat your dreams?!"

"Len-kun…"

"If you ask me to eat your dreams again, I swear, I will kill you personally."

"But…"

"Look, why are you asking me anyway? I don't think you actually do have a bad dream, do you?"

"W-well…" Kaito stuttered, "When the baku eats your dream, you have to seal the promise with a…a…k-k-kiss, right?"

Len blinked, as Kaito's true intention dawned onto him.

"You're pestering me all day just because…?"

"Y-Yeah…" Kaito blushed.

"Idiot," Len pulled on Kaito's scarf, stood on his tiptoes, and kissed him.

On the lips.