A/N: yeah welcome to my never ending authors note! Starring...
Stars: Max!
Max: Hi
Stars: Iggy!
Iggy: I'm hungry
Stars: Nudge!
Nudge: OMG! I'm in an author's note! This is- BAM!
Stars: Moving on...
Stars: Gazzy!
Gazzy: Hi
Stars: And Fang!
Fang: ...
Stars: ...
Flock: ...
Stars: What a happy guy he is.
Fang: Why are we here? The last thing I remember I was flying and now I'm in this random room!
Stars: Yes and I saved you by transporting you to this safe house.
Gazzy: Why are there bars on the window?
Stars: So the erasers don't get in.
Max: Okay... so what do we do?
Stars: -shrugs- I'll introduce random characters from different books and test your reaction.
Darren Shan: -appears- what the-
Max: Who the hell are you?
Darren Shan (DS): I'm Darren Shan, I'm a half vampire!
Flock: o_O
Stars: Interesting... –writes down random stuff like a psychology-
DS: Where am I?
Iggy: A prison in disguise
DS: Oh, I'm hungry.
Flock: -screams- -runs-
Stars: Hi-five –puts up a hand-
Stars and DS: -high-fives-
Stars: Okay go away...
DS: -disappears-
Gazzy: Is he gone!
Stars: His long gone!
Flock: -sighs- -comes back-
Stars: I'd like you to meet my friend, Evil Robina, fresh from the insane asylum
Evil Robina (ER): -appears- Hi Stars!
Stars: What's up?
ER: -Checks- The roof.
Stars: thanks for that Einstein, I didn't know that.
ER: Your pretty dumb then
Stars: -_-
Flock: ...
ER: Hey look it's the flock! –Pokes- Fang- in the flesh!
Fang: Are you sure she's still not crazy?
ER: Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me up in a rubber room. I hated that rubber room I even died in that rubber room. They buried me under some rocks. I hated those rocks. Rocks drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me up in a rubber room. I hated that rubber room I even died in that rubber room. They buried me under some rocks. I hated those rocks. Rocks drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me up in a rubber room. I hated that rubber room I even died in that rubber room. They buried me under some rocks. I hated those rocks. Rocks drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me up in a rubber room. I hated that rubber room I even died in that rubber room. They buried me under some rocks. I hated those rocks. Rocks drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me up in a rubber room. I hated that rubber room I even died in that rubber room. They buried me under some rocks. I hated those rocks. Rocks drive me crazy. Crazy? 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Flock: o_O
Stars: Now Evil Robina why don't you go play with your banana bombs –gives banana bomb- and you banana gun –gives banana gun-
ER: Yeah! Boom! –Throws one of her bombs at Gazzy-
Gazzy: -screams- -runs-
ER: -throws bombs at flock and tries to shoot them-
Flock: -runs- -narrowly misses all bombs-
Stars: I'm so proud of Dana
Iggy: how long are we going to be here?
Stars: -notices Iggy is next to him- oh you survived and forever! This is the never ending authors note! Mwuahahahaha!
Iggy: Okay that's fine with me.
Stars: Iggy tell the reviewers to review...
Iggy: Review please!
Stars: and that there's cake for whoever reviews first, second and third and so on
Iggy: Free Cake!
Stars: and that you're gay
Iggy: I'm gay! Wait- what?
Stars: -cracks up wildly-
Iggy: -_-
Stars: to be continued...