MON (me own NOTHING)


It was just a normal day at the Cave.

M'gann was baking cookies while chatting with Zatanna and Artemis, both on barstools. Kaldur was in the armchair, reading glasses (who knew he needed those?) perched on his nose as he read a book in Atlantean. Superboy was staring numbly at the chaotically colored screen featuring a video game being enjoyed by Robin and Wally.

"CH! DUDE! Stop hacking the game!"

"Walls, how am I supposed to hack the game when I'm playing it?!"

"I don't know! With your toes?! You Bats're crazy!"

"I'm going to tell Jason you said that! Er- I mean, uh…"

"Dude! So busted- wait! Hey! That time you DID hack the game!"

"I did." Robin laughed.

"Who is Jason?" M'gann asked, briefly overhearing them.

"NO ONE!"

"Uh…"

"Just a school friend." Wally informed. Robin leaned in.

"Nice save." He whispered.

"Yah brah." Wally paused to grab a handful of chips.

There was silence between the two again, the girls continuing their idle chit-chat.

This is when, like all stories go, it changes from a normal day to a very interesting.

"BOOM!"

Everyone froze.

"What was that?" Artemis voiced everyone's thoughts.

After a quick exchange of glances, they stood. An unspoken agreement went out for everyone to pair up and search the Cave.

Right as they were about to leave, however, they learned that was unnecessary, as voices bobbed towards them.

"See, Johnny? I told you nothing would happen!" was the first one, a sort of annoying voice of a young male.

"We don't know that!" The retort was an even younger thick-voiced girl.

"Come on, Mori. Stop freaking out. It was just a button anyway." Another annoying voice came, this one female but strikingly familiar to the first.

"A button on an extra-terrestrial box!" The thick-voiced girl retorted.

"Yeah, yeah."

"The one time I actually join you guys!" A new voice came.

"Tell me about it, Eve."

"HEY! I thought you loved me!" Whined a scarily familiar voice. The team exchanged looks. The voice was Robins. But… not Robins. "That is sooo not whelming!"

This got an even larger reaction out of the team as the voice paused in front of the door way to open it. "Should we leave…?" M'gann mouthed.

Kaldur, being the leader, paused before nodding. He pointed to his head, and M'gann established the link. He continued quickly, mentally. "We will leave and then knock."

The team filed out the opposite door just as the other group came in, narrowly missing them. The voices continued. "HEEEEY… where'd my pwecious go?!"

"Forget that, Walls, who ransacked this place?"

"I think I'm going to have a heart-attack." Wally muttered through the mindlink. "First Rob now me?"

"I dunno, seriously. Do you think we should call our parents? What if someone got in the cave?"

"Come on, Clarisse. Nobody could in here. Ever since the time glitch this place was totally not seen as possible. But I thought the couches were blue."

"Yeah, the couches were definitely blue."

"Ready?" Kaldur asked.

"Five minutes ago!" Robin cackled. And then he was gone. The Team blinked, and with a sigh, walked back into the main room.

They froze, but so did the intruders.

"Well, crap." Said Wally along with his counterpart.


So I was planning on doing a Valentine-thingy, but I just couldn't. Don't worry here, I'm not starting a big long story. This'll be like six chapters this length tops. Oh, and I know it's REALLY short, but I update sporadically but REALLY soon. PLEASE REVIEW.

Of you I thank,

~Universe