Disclaimer: I don't own my house. My mom does, but that's not the point...I
don't own Cho Chang though may I be her well I'd like to...
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"QUACK, QUACK!" went Minerva, "QUACK!" everyone was staring at the Transfiguration teacher, Hermy-own tried to ask what was wrong but all she said was, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ron looked at Hermy in disbelief, he wondered what was wrong, he asked Harry, "BAAAAAAAA, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?" Harry replied, "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?" then everyone in the Great Hall was making farm animal noises, "CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP!" "OINK, OINK, OINK?" "Mew," it was chaotic though Dumblydore just sat there and ate his mashed potatoes, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ahh, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, delish!" as the Hall was erupting, then Sirius came out of the dead and said, "Bah, fish sticks, humbug! How do you run this farm you call Frogwarts Dumblydore? Besides, the STENCH!" then he floated away, then Remus, the best of all of the Mauraders, comes in POW, ZING, whoosh...and all of a sudden the Hall is quiet. "You wanted something Remus?" Dumbly asked, "Yeah," the Sexy One replied, "I want to ask...why are you not speaking the native tongue as your students are?" "A very intelligent question from you Remus, though I did think you would ask a well...a sensible question. You were always a great student Remus, great. Honestly I dunno...would you dine with us, the mashed potatoes are superb!" "Ok," said the Sexy One and he sat at Dumbly's right hand and ate mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes are the best I daresay. Then the Hall was loud and noisy, "Quack, QUACK!" "Moooooooooooooooooo?" "Baaaaaaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaa," "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Naaaaaaaaaay," "Chirp," "Oink?" "BARK, BARK, ARF, GRR..." "WILL YOU ANIMALS JUST SHUT THE F***ING UP YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE!" shouted Dumbly, it was instantly quiet, "Thank you," said Dumbly in a more reasonable voice. They ate the rest of the dinner in peace with a odd peep or two.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This is my Second story...my first wasn't that good PLZ R&R, thank you, if you happen to like my story please also read my other story-The Story of the Dumb and Dumber, it is a story about His Dark Materials though...PLZ R&R again! I'll try to get more chapters in sometime!
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"QUACK, QUACK!" went Minerva, "QUACK!" everyone was staring at the Transfiguration teacher, Hermy-own tried to ask what was wrong but all she said was, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ron looked at Hermy in disbelief, he wondered what was wrong, he asked Harry, "BAAAAAAAA, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?" Harry replied, "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?" then everyone in the Great Hall was making farm animal noises, "CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP!" "OINK, OINK, OINK?" "Mew," it was chaotic though Dumblydore just sat there and ate his mashed potatoes, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ahh, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, delish!" as the Hall was erupting, then Sirius came out of the dead and said, "Bah, fish sticks, humbug! How do you run this farm you call Frogwarts Dumblydore? Besides, the STENCH!" then he floated away, then Remus, the best of all of the Mauraders, comes in POW, ZING, whoosh...and all of a sudden the Hall is quiet. "You wanted something Remus?" Dumbly asked, "Yeah," the Sexy One replied, "I want to ask...why are you not speaking the native tongue as your students are?" "A very intelligent question from you Remus, though I did think you would ask a well...a sensible question. You were always a great student Remus, great. Honestly I dunno...would you dine with us, the mashed potatoes are superb!" "Ok," said the Sexy One and he sat at Dumbly's right hand and ate mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes are the best I daresay. Then the Hall was loud and noisy, "Quack, QUACK!" "Moooooooooooooooooo?" "Baaaaaaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaa," "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Naaaaaaaaaay," "Chirp," "Oink?" "BARK, BARK, ARF, GRR..." "WILL YOU ANIMALS JUST SHUT THE F***ING UP YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE!" shouted Dumbly, it was instantly quiet, "Thank you," said Dumbly in a more reasonable voice. They ate the rest of the dinner in peace with a odd peep or two.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This is my Second story...my first wasn't that good PLZ R&R, thank you, if you happen to like my story please also read my other story-The Story of the Dumb and Dumber, it is a story about His Dark Materials though...PLZ R&R again! I'll try to get more chapters in sometime!