AN: This is pure crack and random shit, savvy? You no like you no read. I own nothing. Major OOC.
Miyuki turned around as she heard a plea for help. There was a blue man, wait a second what the fuck a blue man. Miyuki's eyes widened as she saw the cuts, bruises, and blood that just covered him. Miyuki ran off and grabbed a first aid kit. When she came back she noticed another man, this one with long black hair tied in a low ponytail and his black hair framed his face. This one was not as wounded but still hurt.
Miyuki bowed her head shyly and motioned for the blue man to sit down and did the same for the other more mystic man. Miyuki started on the blue man's wounds first gently dabbing his wounds with alcohol and started to wipe them. 'Who are these men?' She wondered to herself as she thought she gasped. The anime Naruto, 'what an idiot I am'. None other than THE Itachi Uchiha was right here in front of her along with Kisame. OH MY JASHIN, Rei will say that when she hears of this, 'oh Rei you are my best friend but if they ask me to come with them will I have the courage to say bring my best friend along to?'. Miyuki started to hyperventilate when she noticed that Kisame had a bottle of sake up to his lips and was smirking. Miyuki was still unable to speak as she was freaking out, and was much too shy.
The dark purple haired girl finally summoned the will power to speak "Um... mister please don't drink that." But it was too late; Miyuki figured it would be l good idea to not reveal her knowledge on the men.
Kisame grinned and pulled the girl into a tight hug "OOH YOU SAVED ME I COULD HAVE DIED~ and yes I am drunk thanks for not asking OOHHH SING WITH ME GIRLLY." And the weird drunk man started to sing a song called 'save the fishies.' Itachi didn't notice and was more than likely, studying escape routes.
"Help." Miyuki said looking towards Itachi.
Itachi studied the girl 'she's cute she has dark purple eyes that seem to have a painful past behind them but yet a cheerful façade over the pain, she looks good in that black hoodie and there's a little red heart with wings over where her heart is, is a hoodie comfortable in bed other than that she was just adorable, just pure adorable. And her cargo pants have hearts on them also. Past the adorableness of her she was hot, boobs not that idiot Tsunade huge but normal teenage size, and she was skinny, more than likely didn't eat much.' Itachi contemplated 'and her hair was a sunset purple, she was also very tiny, extremely short and pale skin.' Itachi came to two conclusions 'This girl belongs in my lap and in my bed when not in my lap, at all times.'
Itachi pushed himself off of the ground and grabbed the bundle of cuteness from shark's clutches. He heard the girl mumble a small thank you and he sat her in his lap.
'Oohh my gosh I am sitting in Itachi Uchiha's lap.' Miyuki started to hyperventilate harder and Itachi just adjusted her position and whispered "I'm not going to kill you or hurt you I promise."
"What makes you think I would think that?" she asked between pants, starting to squirm a little 'I think I'm going to faint, I mean this was Itachi Uchiha sexiest of the sexy. I just wanted to be in his arms and in his lap from when I started watching Naruto, now I was.' She thought biting her lip.
Itachi smirked seductively and said "you like being on my lap, I mean most girls would kill for a position like this." 'I need to be careful though I really like this girl and I don't want to chase her away by my seductive sexiness .' "Don't play dumb in this universe I know we are just a TV show."
So Miyuki sat there and started to calm down, "Miyuki?" Itachi asked.
Miyuki nodded in response and the Uchiha followed through with his question, well me like demand "you are coming to Akatsuki base with us, we need to do this so you don't tell anyone of us and the actual Naruverse."
Miyuki nodded and started to get up to up and Itachi followed her to pack Miyuki grabbed a bag with little red patch hearts all over it. 'she must really like hearts' Itachi thought, and watched as Miyuki grabbed various items including toiletries, an mp3, her laptop, a mouse, laptop charger, some books, and a cell phone and it's charger. She gazed over a picture of two families and looked like she was about to cry, "I hope they worry themselves to death over me but again they most likely won't notice." She whispered a single tear flowing down her face before whispering "no I have to stay strong ." Itachi decided not to pry. Kisame was now standing up and more than likely sober.
"You ready, squirt?" Kisame asked.
"How are we going to get to base?" Miyuki countered the question.
"You don't answer a question with a question." Kisame said
Miyuki pouted and Itachi answered "We wait for leader-sama and the rest of the Akatsuki."
Miyuki nodded and stayed silent, until leader came into the room, before he could ask questions Kisame answered them "this girl saved my live and she is coming to base, and no we don't even know her name." Kisame answered, without being asked.
Leader rolled his eyes and introduced the rest of the Akatsuki and said "are we ready to go?"
"No…" Miyuki shyly said "Can I bring my best friend ever, Rei, she is super trustworthy I promise."
Pein held the bridge of his nose and mumbled a small "whatever" and shooed Hidan off to do the task. "Send a chakra flare before you leave and then we'll leave to." Hidan looked annoyed and pissed that he had to do this but said nothing, as Pein threw an extra copy of the transportation scroll at Hidan, who caught it with expert skill.
Miyuki said where her friend lived, and Hidan left Miyuki smirked knowing Rei was going to flip her shit when she saw Hidan. Soon Pein felt the chakra flare unraveled the scroll had everyone gather in a tight circle before he bit his thumb rubbed the blood across the scroll and mumbled a jutsu. Then they disappeared.