AN: At long last I'm back to writing Beetlejuice stories had horrid Writers block but I rented a jackhammer & busted the wall down the permit was the hard part. Spiderjuice & Boogieman belong to me. Nightshade & Derrick belong to rubydesires. Lina belongs to Madam Laugh. Eris & Ryan Belong to Dark Angel Erissa. Cassie Belongs to Starling Powers & everyone else belongs to Universal Studios.
Lydia was slightly showing and the hard stuff was done. Beetlejuice actually proposed and they told her parents she was pregnant. There was a lot of yelling till she told them that that father was Beetlejuice who they knew as Betty, Mr. Beetleman, Cousin BJ, or BJ Beetleman. A lot of explanation was needed. After that, a lot of stuff from the past few years made a whole lot more sense to Charles and Delia. But that by no means meant they were not disappointed in their daughter. After a long talk with the Maitlands, there was an agreement. The two were a good influence on one another. Beetle got Lydia to come out of her depression and Lydia brought out Beetle's goodness. As promised, Lydia had a house built for her a little down the street from her family.
A Neitherworld crew was hired to work on it, making the house magical and a portal. The front door led into Beetlejuice's house. On the Neitherworld side, you had to open the left front door to lead to the Livingworld, and the right front door lead outside into the Neitherworld.
Delia and Otho wanted to plan the wedding, but Lydia would have none of that. The only ones that would be planning it were going to be her and Eris. It was a week before the wedding and Lydia and Beetle were having an argument. He wanted the reception to have an all you can eat slop bar and punchbowl of Beetleslime (A drink he invented himself; equal parts beer and Flemonade), but she wanted normal food which was something everyone, including him, could eat with wine and beer. Lydia won and Beetlejuice ended up sleeping on the couch.
The next morning, Eris and Ryan came over to help Lydia plan the wedding. Inside, the Roadhouse under Beetle's sleeping body there was a pop, followed by a boing. Beetle's eyes shot open and he let out a bloodcurdling scream, shooting to the ceiling. Eris and Ryan ran in, wondering what happened, only to see Beetle looking at a spring sticking out of the sofa cushion and rubbing his butt. The two could only laugh.
"Rude awakening buddy?" the pyroghost said with a laugh.
"Shut up, Ryan," the poltergeist said with a growl, still looking at the spring. Eris walked to Lydia and Beetle's bedroom to continue making plans for the upcoming event. Beetle then heard the two girls laughing from the room, and his head fell. Eris told her cousin what had happened to him. Ryan put his hand on his friends shoulder.
"Don't worry about it bro. Eris makes me sleep in the fireplace when we have a fight."
Beetlejuice looked up to the ghost standing next to him. "Have any rude awakenings there?"
Ryan had to admit he hadn't, so the blond ghost didn't agree it had been the same. When someone pokes the fire master in the backside with a fire poker as he sleeps, then they could talk about knowing how it feels.
The girls sat in the room with papers lying over the bed. Lists of guests, where they would have the wedding and reception, what they would eat. Eris picked out the place they would get the cake. (Eris was a huge fan of Cake Boss so they would get a cake there.) It was decided that the cake would be a three tier red velvet cake with black fondant and a spider web design. On top would be would be a skeleton bride and groom in wedding garb that matched Lydia and Beetle's wedding clothes. The two decided to wear the same dress and tux from their almost-wedding.
Finally, it was the day of the wedding. Beetle had opened a portal to the Neitherworld so their ghostly friends and family were able to attend. Beetlejuice had a surprise for his babes but it would have to wait. Nightshade was the maid of honor while Eris, Cassie, Ginger, Bertha, and Prudence were bridesmaids. Derrick was Beetle's best man and Ryan, Jacques, and Monster were the Bridesmaid's escorts. Both of Lydia's fathers, both Adam and Charles, walked her down the aisle. Prince Vince came to bless the wedding; he was accompanied by his lady-in-waiting and closest of his three friends Lina. Lina wasn't the most excited to go to the wedding of the annoyance of her afterlife but Beetlejuice and Lydia were friends of Vince and Vince was her best friend so she went as his date…so to speak.
The wedding was about to start; the guests were seated. Beetlejuice stood by the little ghostly Reverend. He was nervous now that he was marrying her and not forcing her into it. The doors at the end of the hall opened and in walked Lydia with Adam on one arm and Charles on the other. Everyone looked at her as her red dress flowed behind her. Her feet didn't stagger to hold her away from the alter like they did when she first met the dirty mold covered man her heart now belonged to. Each step was under her control. Barbara, Delia, and Bee teared up a bit as they saw her. Betty jumped up shouting in joy, "YEAH, LYDIA MARRY HIM AND KEEP HIM FROM USING ME AS A PERSONA!" The room laughed all knowing the Bettyjuice that hung out with the raven haired goth was in fact Beetle in drag.
As the wedding got started, the Rev began with a longer introduction then last time. "We are gathered here to join man and woman, ghost and breather in marriage. Their love even goes beyond death."
As the Rev talked, a portal opened. A navy-blue boot stepped out followed by a yellow and blue striped pant leg. The rest of the body followed suit. The evil Spiderjuice had returned. But how? Prince Vince had made it where he would end up on Saturn if he left unless called. Then the answer followed as the Boogieman stepped out behind him. Boogieman turned into a huge snake, spreading his coils around everyone in the room, pulling them into a nice tight group. Spider used his juice to put a dome around everyone.
Just as Beetle was about to do something, he felt a prick in his neck. He turned to see another Boogie with a needle. His chest began to hurt and the pain made him pass out. When he awoke, Lydia was gone and his body itched. Parts of his body (for example, his underarms and such areas) burned. His mouth hurt and tasted of blood. As he reached up to feel his mouth, he saw his nails were no longer red and his skin wasn't pale white-he actually had color to his skin. He then noticed everyone standing over him.
"Damn, what happened to me? Why am I itching like hell?" he asked, rubbing his face.
Nights looked around a bit. "B, you're a breather again." She could hardly believe her own words.
Eris took over for her. "A living body can't handle being as filthy as you are."
AN: Thank you for reading there will be more to come. What will happen with BJ now that he is alive? Where is Lydia? Well gotta wait to find out.