To the tune of Winter Wonderland.
Wormhole Wonderland
Over
the Earth lies a blanket of stars,
And
infinite worlds much farther than Mars,
Bad
guys are killin' but one team is willin' to re-sist.
Carter
and Daniel, Teal'c and O'Neill,
They'll
fight the Goa'uld with plenty of zeal,
Out
on the planets where many odd creatures ex-ist.
Dial
the gate, are you ready?
Chevrons
lock, wormhole's steady,
A
beautiful sight,
We're
ready to fight,
Trav'lin'
through a wormhole wonderland.
Goin'
away on a mission,
Though
Jack would rather be fishin',
He
whistles a tune,
We
zoom past the moon,
Trav'lin'
through a wormhole wonderland.
On
the Tel'tak we might meet a Jaffa,
Who
could outweigh Teal'c by half a pound,
He'll
say "You surrender!" We'll say "No, man!"
And
then we'll knock him swiftly to the ground.
Later
on we'll perspire,
As
we come under fire,
We'll
face unafraid,
The
enemy's raid,
Trav'lin'
through a wormhole wonderland.
Dial
the gate, are you ready?
Chevrons
lock, wormhole's steady,
A
beautiful sight,
We're
ready to fight,
Trav'lin'
through a wormhole wonderland.
Goin'
away on a mission,
Though
Jack would rather be fishin',
He
whistles a tune,
We
zoom past the moon,
Trav'lin'
through a wormhole wonderland.
On
Dakara we will find a weapon,
Which
can help us save the universe,
We
will have to fight to keep the weapon,
But
when we win our enemies will curse.
When
we're home,
Ain't
it thrillin',
To
have some time for chillin',
We're
happy tonight,
It's
team movie night,
Trav'lin'
through a wormhole wonderland,
Trav'lin'
through a wormhole wonderland.