A/N: after watching A Christmas Story for, what possibly could be literally, the billionth time, I felt the need to write this disgustingly fluffy wonderfulness.
Also, Blaine's actions/comments are modeled after my own.
"Kuuuurrrrttttt."
"Yes?" Kurt asked his adorably dorky boyfriend, who sounded much like a five year old at the moment.
"Can we watch a movie?"
"Sure, since I highly doubt we'll be able to go outside anytime soon." He said, glancing toward the snowstorm outside.
"YAY! Let's watch one of my favorites." Blaine said, grabbing the DVD case of A Christmas Story.
He stood up to put it in, and then resumed his position curled up next to his boyfriend.
"You know, I've never actually seen this." Kurt said.
Blaine turned and stared at him with mock-horror.
"Seriously? It's on for twenty-four hours every Christmas! I have practically the entire movie memorized!"
"Uh…I don't know?" Kurt said.
"It's just one of those things you need to grow up around, I guess."
Blaine just continued to stare at him, momentarily forgetting to press play on DVD menu.
"How…what…I can't…I still love you." Blaine said, leaning in to kiss his boyfriend. "Even if you had a deprived childhood."