It was just a normal day in Death City. The birds were chirping out of key as usual, the citizens were careering about uncertain where their next destination was, the nuisance also known as the unusually gourmand and smiling sun was laughing at the specs on the ground, the clouds were lined up symmetrically for Kid's sake, and our lovely scythe meister who went by the name of Maka was floundering about, looking for something to spice up this boring day.

Maka was easily bored. Well, that's what everybody would say. She probably wasted- uh, spent half of her precious life with her nose dug deep down in a book, which is an innuendo of a hardcover text book that is also commonly used to land her merciless Maka chops on over-ecstatic pansies such as her father.

As for the north side of Death City was unpopulated for a particular reason. Why? Because the tyrant known as Asura was currently chilling on a tree top, causing the nearby citizens to flee in a desperate attempt to avoid his madness wavelength (which was toned down by Marie and Maka's healing wavelength, so people really didn't have to flee. Those blithering idiots) because they thought they would go bananas if they remained within the vicinity. Of course, since Asura had his insanity toned down, he had no idea why people were screaming like banshees while running in to walls and stuff like that. They looked stupid doing that. Plus, in the anime, didn't Maka already obliterate him? Apparently, when the Soul Eater fanatics closed the book or turned off Netflix, they had no blinking idea of what really went on behind the scenes. Of course, Atsushi Ohkubo had them all set up as characters, but it would be best for the public if we didn't go in to detail about the whole thing.

Back to the south side of Death City, we have Maka careering around the city whilst kicking an already beaten up stone around the curb. She knew where Asura was of course, but what was the point of chasing him when she knew perfectly well he wouldn't do anything in defence, or even make an attempt to kill her? The naughty souls were probably lost in the desert again, the result of trying to find the pyramid (which was now buried under the ground, thanks to Kid) and steal the non-existing gold. Speaking of which, she hadn't seen Asura since the mind-boggling madness event happened. She wasn't sure if she wanted to see him, but none of her friends were around, so ironically she wanted to see him. Teens these days don't make sense. She knew he was probably perched at his favourite cherry tree, just chilling like a villain. So of course, downtown was her next destination.

About an hour later, as expected, Maka had arrived at the cherry tree which revealed Asura sitting at the top, serenading the birds. Of course, that ended horribly.

Asura noticed the sound of the crunching leaves and shifted his gaze to the smaller than ever midget on the ground. "Oh, hi there Maka, what brings you here?" he asked with his normal uninterested tone.

Maka stuck out her tongue at him, and then retracted it so she could speak without sounding like a drowning fish. "I'm bored, obviously. Entertain me."

"That sounds nasty, you know." Asura sneered, a look of perversion plastered on his face.

Maka sweatdropped, then comically slapped her forehead. "That's not what I meant, you nimrod. I meant that today is unusually boring and nobody else is around to go to the mall, so that's why I came over here."

Asura lifted an eyebrow, and scratched his non-existing beard. "Now why on earth would a manly man like me want to do something as girly and childish as going to the mall?"

"Well, who said it was going to be girly?" Maka retorted, pigtails flying askew.

"Well, then can we consider it a date?" Asura asked hopefully, dreading the expected answer.

At this point, Maka was so bored; she decided it would be better to agree, but only this one time. "Fine..."

Asura literally jumped in glee, and of course he fell off of the tree in the process. "Yay!"

Maka rolled her eyes. "Okay, okay, let's just go."

End of Chapter One!

~* Extra

Rozz: Alright, so what did you guys think? (Readers and characters)

Asura: Why can't I be insane like usual? D:

Maka: I do NOT waste half my life in a book!

Rozz: Yes, you do!

Asura: I thought this was a story about me and Maka-

Rozz: IT IS! Didn't you read the ending paragraph?

Asura: Well, yes-

Maka: So I was conned in to going on a date with him?

Asura: No, you wanted to, I can read your body like a card!

Maka: Creep! MAKA CHOP!

Asura: *has a book indent on head* ow!

Random citizen: Ladies...

Rozz: SHUT DEM PIE HOLES!

Rozz: Thanks for reading! :)