Nami in… THE MATCHMAKERS GAME!
Announcer: "Welcome everyone to the show where one woman or man will blindly pick a person to marry. We have five possible choices, but first lets meet our lucky chooser…Nami from Kokoyashi Village, in the East Blue!"
Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap.
Nami:I'm getting paid for this right?
Announcer: Sure, (whatever.)
WHACK!! "OUCH THAT HURT!"
Nami: "that's what you get you basturd."
Announcer (rubbing the newly formed lump on his head): Ahem… Alright let's get started. Nami will ask each of the Lucky(not) guys behind the curtains a question.
Nami: Ok, first Question. WHAT THE?! DO I HAVE TO ASK THIS?!
Announcer: Um… will you hit me if you don't like the answer?
Nami: Of course not.
Announcer: Ok then. Yes you have to read it.
WHAM! WHACK! KLONK! "OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!! You said you would'nt hurt me!"
Nami: Get over it. Ok I'll read the questions. 1. If you were my husband, would you force me to have sex with you? 2. do you love money? 3. What do you like most about me? What do you dislike about me? OK that's it.
Person #1: "NAMI-SWAN! I LOVE YOU! WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO IS FINE WITH ME NAMI-SWAN! I'LL LOVE WHAT EVER YOU LOVE! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!"
Person #2: "Hmph. With a human?! I think not, BUT it might depend since it's Nami. Do I love money!? SHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OF COURSE I DO! Money's the only thing a man can truly believe in! You're a great cartographer… theif… backstabber… attitude and you're fiesty. I don't like that your from an inferior species, but I can over look that."
Person #3: "Hronk… Hronk…Huh what's the question? Oh yeah sorry. HELL NO! NO way would I even think about sleeping in the same bed with that devil! Money? I spend it all on grog. SHE'S A DEVIL! OF COURSE I HATE HER!"
Person #4: What am I sposed to say? No, I wasn't listening. WHOA! I'm on a game show?! COOL! Anyone got any meat? I'm starving. I love meat! She's funny, but she hit's hard."
Person #5: A blue wave rider? A MORTAL?! No way will I, god… wait, is it that sexy little orange haired girl. If that's it then yes, yes I would. I can create gold so money has little meaning to me. She's sexy. She's a blue wave rider."
Announcer: All righty then! Who will it be? Send your vote to the following email address: . will post the winning story on april 20th.