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Harry Potter and the gorge of eternal peril

Once again Voldemort and his merry band of incompetent buffoons namely Malfoy, Lestrange and Pettigrew were on their way to attempt to kill Harry Potter, they had travelled for many miles and now the only thing that stood in their way was the bridge keeper of the bridge that ran over the gorge of eternal peril, Pettigrew was the one sent first.

"to pass this bridge you must answer to me these questions three." Said the old gatekeeper

"First what is your name?"

"Peter Pettigrew." Said the rat looking scared at the thought of the gorge.

"Second, what is your quest?"

"I seek to help my master kill Harry Potter."

"Finally, what is your favorite color?"

"Green."

"Alright off you go."

Pettigrew now looking as though Christmas had come early ran across the bridge, and then Lestrange came up behind him.

"Just ask your questions gatekeeper."

The Gatekeeper repeated the same first two questions he had asked Pettigrew, but threw in a curve ball at the end.

"What is the capital of Assyria?"

"I don't know." Suddenly as if by magic Lestrange was thrown into the gorge never to be heard from again, now a timid looking Malfoy came up but was thrown into the pit when he got his favorite color wrong. Finally it was the Dark Lord him self's turn, and after the customary greeting the game began.

"What is your name?" The Gatekeeper asked his smirk hidden by a hand raised for a fake sneeze.

"Lord Voldemort." Said the Dark Lord and he was suddenly thrown into the gorge, then the Gatekeeper took out a wand and waved it over his body removing the glamour charm he had put in place earlier.

"Who would have thought the power he knows not would be to be able to say his own name, also I wonder if Peter has realized where that bridge led to yet." After removing some dirt from a nearby sign and laughing at what it said, Harry Potter disapparated out of that dreary land taking a last look at the sign as he did.

Azkaban prison lies on other side of bridge

BEWARE

The End

I also want to thank Monty Python

And The Holy Grail for the bridge scene which gave me the idea to write this.

Also in case you were wondering, yes the correct answer was Tom Riddle.