Once Upon A Time.

One day in the train yard, things were very quiet. VERY quiet. CB the Red Caboose did not like quiet. One of his favorite pastimes was annoying Electra, the AC-DC train of the future, and so the little caboose set out to find him. her. it. however you like to think about Elok.

Anyways, he rolled up to the mansion and knocked on the door. No answer. He rang the door bell. No answer. He blew up the door with some dynamite he had stolen from Joule. Still. no response.

He rolled right into the house, his world-famous grin plastered to his face, "HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOO?!"

Still, it seemed that there was no one home, and CB decided to go upstairs to see if he could find the AC-DC's spare wig to steal again. Last time he had done that, he had gotten enough chocolate bunnies from Greaseball to last him a lifetime. Chocolate bunnies. was there any better way to be paid? You can always steal money, CB always said, but getting fresh chocolate bunnies when it isn't Easter. well. good luck.

That thought in mind, the rather happy Caboose went upstairs. He knocked softy, and when there was no answer, he rolled right in.

"BY THE STARLIGHT!!!!!"

CB ran out again, screaming bloody murder.

Electra told the man lying next to him, "Poor dear. I'll bet he's never really seen a couple like us in bed before."

Bobo shrugged, "He should have knocked."