Ok, here we have a conversation between Remus Lupin and Severus Snape.
The Creature
"Who's this delightful creature?"
"That is none of your concern, wolf."
"Come on Severus, who is it? What's his name?"
"..."
"Severus?"
"..."
"Severus, I don't appreciate you ignoring me."
"Do I look like I care Lupin?"
"Well, no. But you should start, it would improve your life greatly."
"I highly doubt that."
"I care and I have a wonderful life."
"You're a werewolf."
Sigh. "That is not the point Severus and you know it. Are you going to tell me who this is?"
"..."
"Severus!"
"What? I'm thinking."
"Oh."
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"..."
"..."
"Are you done thinking yet?"
"No."
"Ah."
"..."
"How about now?"
"I am not above violence Lupin."
"Would it kill you to say my first name? It's not that hard. Re-mus. See Severus, it's easy."
"If I told you 'who' this is will you leave?"
"Yes."
"This, Lupin, is a vase."
"Hi Avauze, you are a cute little guy aren't you?"
"..."
"Severus why are you picking Avauze up? Severus?"
CRASH
"I feel better now."
"You killed Avauze! He was innocent and so young! Why would you do such a thing? Severus why? He had a life to live out and you smashed all of his dreams away."
"You must be kidding me."
"Kidding you! Severus, how can you say that? Avauze could have grown up to have a wife and children and grandchildren and what do you do? You take it from him! Not only that, you annihilated him in cold blood! And people say that I'm a monster!"
"Lupin, there was no hope for him, he was possessed with the spirits of Grindlewald, Voldemort and Dumbledore. It was the humane thing to do."
"Okay, I understand. I will g g g go plan the funeral."
"... I am glad that's over with. Reparo. 'Avauze' hmm? I hope he doesn't mind holding my lip chap."
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And yay its over!!!