A/N: Do to a lack of anything to do, I managed to load up this hunk of crap for all you mindless zombies. Not very good but…Gotta love ya, ^.-;; It's to the tune of Animaniacs, for those who can't read the summery. Mwhaha.

Disclaimer: Kaiya and Oswald own nothing. At all.

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It's time for LotR Maniacs

Merry's afro will be flat

Pippin's clumsy to the max, Frodo's constantly attacked,

It's LotR Maniacs!

Arwen's sewing banners while everyone's asleep

Pippin's hyperactive and is screwing everything

Strider's being mysterious while the hobbits are eating

Frodo flips cause Boz is a dick

And tries to kick his ass

It's LotR Maniacs

Legsie's hot and Eowyn's a brat

Saruman hates Gandalf too

Sam's a damn good cook, it's true,

We're LotR Maniacs!

Saruon and Sharkey wanna rule a universe

Eowyn likes Elessar, he likes Arwen, she likes him back

Gimli likes Queen Galadriel, I'm telling you it's true

Merry's Theo's esquire, and saves Eowyn

And now you've met the lot!

It's time for LotR Maniacs

Merry's afro will be flat

Pippin's clumsy to the max, Frodof's constantly attacked,

It's LotR Many, totally insany, Gandalf mind-melded our brainy,

LotR Maniacs!

Those are the facts.

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A/N: Gandalf really did mind meld my brainy…Ow…Review!