Common Sense sat in a chair at the dining-room table, reading the same book he always reads. He continued to read as the side door slams shut. Turning the page he heard Humanity call out "I'm here!". Ignoring him as usual, Common Sense noticed a blue figure-a naked one at that, but The World's nakedness went unnoticed-go by the table he sat at to the couch and sit down.
"Hey," Humanity said to him.
Common Sense continued to read...or so he pretended, since he was really ignoring him so he didn't have to look into those beautiful eyes of his, or be captivated by the flow of his silky orange-brown hair. Oh, how he loved Humanity's entrancing purple skin...it just made his look so complete! But worst of all was his smile. That perfect, pearly white smile that lit up the world around him and could hold Common Sense's gaze forever. He'd do almost anything to see that smile.
"Hey," Humanity said to him again, "I'm talking to you."
"What do you want?" Common Sense grumbled, heart pounding from the sound of the latter's voice.
"What's with the attitude?" Humanity jokingly asked.
"Nothing...just that I'm reading...and you're here." Common Sense said, getting angry sounding as to try and ward off the one he wanted most.
"C'mon." Humanity's tone became more serious as he got closer to Common Sense.
"It's nothing!" Common Sense said louder, slamming his fist on the table for emphasis.
"Hey..." Humanity took Common Sense's chin into his hand and turned the head of the light brown mans towards his own, "Don't be like that."
"B-be like what?" Common Sense asked, stunned by the purple mans actions.
"Don't be angry," Humanity's voice cooed. Common Sense lost the ability to speak for one second. In that one second of hesitation, Humanity took the opportunity to kiss him...
Humanity stopped reading, knowing that anything The World wrote would most likely end in smut. The World waited patiently, but anxiously for his friend to tell him what he thought of it, and the fact that he just stopped wasn't helping his nerves.
"Oh wow, The World! Did you write all this? Impressive!" Common Sense said to his friend.
"Well...it's just fanfiction..." The World sheepishly replied.
"Fanfiction? I had no idea you were such a fan of a certain show." The light brown man replied.
"Oh, it's not about a certain show. Juice?" The lighter blue man said, handing a glass of juice to Common Sense.
"It's about you & Humanity. ...and I'm naked too." The World said with a bright smile.
"Wha-!" Common Sense, in his shock, dropped the juice with a dark shadow-thing on his face.