A/N: I don't own anything. As usual. If I had money I'd by Oswald a pretty pink pony and a gallon of bleach.
Oswald: * You suck.
K: I love you Oswald! ^.^
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It's time for Sailor Maniacs.
Mamoru's wallet will be flat,
Usa's klutzy to the max, Mako's gonna bring the snacks,
It's Sailor Maniacs!
Minako sings her heart out while everyone's asleep,
Rei stares at that fire while DiC screws up everything,
Ami is studying while Usagi's eating
Naoko flips cause DiC sucks dick
And dubbing bites our ass
It's Sailor Maniacs
Ruka's cool and Chibi's a brat
Michi-chan's awesome too,
Setsuna rules all time, it's true
We're Sailor Maniacs
Beryl and Metallia wanna rule the universe
Nephrite likes Naru, she likes Umino, he likes her too.
Zoicite's a he, not a she (well, at least in Japan, it's true)
Kunzite likes Zoicite, Jedite dies first
And now you've met the lot!
It's Sailor Maniacs.
Mamoru's wallet will be flat,
Usagi's klutzy to the max, Mako's gonna bring the snacks,
It's Sailor Maniy, totally insany, Luna mind-melded our brainy,
Sailor Maniacs!
Those are the facts.