?!?: Welcome again...
Cage: The lair of doom!!! *dramatic music*
Sonya: Yeah, yeah, we already know. Aren't you getting bored yet?
?!? and Cage: No.
Cyrax: Oh what fresh new hell is this? Why God? WHY!!!
God: 'Cause something about you just pisses me off!
Raiden: Wow, he didn't even say that to me today.
Cage: Now for the story...
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Chapter 1: Surprise!
The organization of the Red Dragon was in an uncharacteristic tic mood. Well, people like tem must love Halloween. Especially Hsu Hao, who happened to be the manager of a strip club but that's for another story (literally).
Anyhoo, it was everyone's favorite assassin's birthday, but he himself was so busy, he didn't pay no attention. Let's see what's he doin' now.
"Kill this jerk, that $$hole, this other stupid c^nt. What is with this guy? Leon S. Kennedy? I killed him last week! Damn," let's say he needs a break. Can you believe the amount of paper on his desk, it's like he's an accountant!"
One of the newbies peeked in. "Enter," said the handsome man without even looking up. Of course he scared the crap out of him. "We-well, um, Mr. Hao sent this to you," He handed the elder a Hallmarks card. One of the adorable song ones.
His favorite song to strip from!
Let it burn
When the feeling ain't the same
And your body don't want to (But you know, gotta let it go)
Cause my body ain't
Jumpin' like it used to (Even though its my groove)
Let it burn, let it burn, gotta let it burn
Deep down you know it's best for yourself but you
Hate the thought of being with someone else
But you know that its over (You know that it's through)
Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn...
All of a sudden, the man just yelled out in anguish. Yeah, not like the 'owie-I-stubbed-my-toe kind', but the 'my-heart-literally-feels-broken kind'. He turned to the no name rookie. "Lyserg, tell anyone I yelled like that, and you die," He got up and walked past (apparently named) Lyserg, who was froze and shocked. Where the hell was he off to?
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"So he was in pain or the 'owie-I-stubbed-my-toe pain'?" Hsu Hao was questioning the green-haired (i know) man. How was he to make money when his best stripper was depressed, cleary his feelings showed in his line of work. "I see, thank you Lyserg. You are dismissed." /Who would've thought I would get a job like this.../ Lyserg hurried away to other tasks.
"Boy Mavado, you really are a challenge, but little Hsu Hao know, his little idea will be quite a surprise." (Did he just narrate himself? 3rd person wtf!)
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?!?: Suprise, its Mavado; he has a special problem.
Sonya: Oh wow, such a hard guess, so which part was the suprise?
Cage: Ouch! Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
?!?: Actually I don't even know. So that's it for this chat.
Cage: Bye bye!
Sonya: Peace.