Disclaimer: No owny Magic Kaito or the Lion King, and I've got no worries about that.
A/N: My fiftieth story! Not really, I've deleted a few really bad ones and just not posted some others. But this makes my number of posted stories fifty! And it's my fifteenth Detective Conan fic! Wow. All those fives.
Hakuba Matata
Hakuba stopped short of the classroom door. His Kuroba sense was going off. If he stepped through that door, he would regret it.
However, it was not like he could skip school on what his father would call a whim (obviously his father had never met Kuroba, otherwise he would say differently). So, bracing himself, he opened the Door of Imminent Death, Doom, Destruction, and Otherwise Loss of Sanity.
Standing in front of him were Kuroba, Koizumi, and Aoko. Well if Aoko was involved, then it couldn't possibly be that bad.
Then, gleeful looks on all three faces, they started singing.
"Hakuba Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuba Matata! Ain't no passing craze!"
Kuroba started belting out a solo. "It means no worries for the rest of your days!"
"It's our problem-free philosophy! Hakuba Matata!"
Hakuba spun around, the door somehow managing to shut behind him with a resounding clang despite being made of wood. Yes, today he could skip school on a whim.
It's our problem-free philosophy! Hakuba Matata!
It originally ended with a line about going back in time and assassinating Walt Disney, but I couldn't make it fit right. However, odds are it will show up in the next Time and Space story. Reviews please!