Hey guys, there's no smut in this just minor funny stuff happening and some major embarrassing things, oh and tons of blushing. So I wrote one of these into a story I deleted but first I thought I'd embarrass Alice and Jasper.
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Saturday, January 29, 2011: Towel
Rosalie's POV:
Today, me, Bella and Alice were going shopping, it was raining hard, we couldn't ride my convertible today so we had to wait for Jasper to get up, lazy git. Alice had just got here, courtesy of Emmett giving her a lift over and then he had to go. Bella had walked the short distance from her house. Alice refused to wake him up to ask to borrow his car, he wouldn't mind if she disturbed his sleep, if it was me, I'd be yelled at, but with her he just smiles and hands her the keys. Me and Bella were discussing the pros and cons of boyfriends, Alice was daydreaming, most likely about Jasper and the happy life they could have if they told each other, there was a knock on my door, Jasper's code knock, he was up, great. I danced to the door and let him in, without bothering looking at what he was wearing, when Bella snickered I looked at her and she was laughing at Jasper, hiding in a towel, all our heads whipped to the snickers coming from the floor, Alice was red in the face, blushing, she had fallen off my bed from seeing Jasper in the towel, she'd almost fainted but instead just slipped, and now she was laughing at herself, Jasper helped her up, without dropping the towel, to Alice's disappointment, I turned to face him.
"You wanted something? I presume." I said, narrowing my eyes at him, we hardley saw Alice at her normal colour anymore when Jasper was around, I wanted him gone.
"Yes, I'm looking for my jeans, I can't find them." He said, how was I supposed to know.
"Your jeans are in the clean hamper, the paper that was in them is in your bedside cabinet and your... underwear you should know where they are, no way am I looking for them." Alice said, Jasper was embarrassed to find out that Alice helped with my chores, including the laundry, I also take the credit for Alice cleaning his room, he'd kill me if he found out.
"Thanks Alice." He said, I remembered why we needed him up then.
"Jasper, we need your car." He nodded.
"See you later, amore." Alice said, Jasper didn't have Spanish, so he didn't know what that meant, he didn't know that Alice just said see you later love.
"See ya Alice." He said, she smiled.
"That was close." Bella said after Jasper left.
"I know, I also know I'm hungry, they always do that to me." Alice said, we knew, seeing Jasper always drained her, not in a bad way was what she always said.
"Okay, breakfast, then SHOPPING." I squealed, we ran for the kitchen, I grabbed three bowls and spoons, Bella grabbed the milk and Alice grabbed the cereal, and we sat laughing. Bella and me went back to our earlier conversation and this time Alice joined in.
"Well a definite pro would be someone to treat you nicely, like your his princess." Alice chirped happily.
"Someone to help you find things is also good." Our heads whipped to the doorway where Jasper stood, great Jasper's here, fab, I rolled my eyes.
"Hello Jasper." Bella said politely, but there was hint of frostiness in her voice, she held the hatred for Alice's blush too, but unlike Alice, she could hate the cause for it.
"Hey Jazz." Alice said timidly, here we go again, shy as hell around him. "Glad to see you found the jeans."
"Yeah thanks again for that." Jasper said taking a bite of Alice's cereal, Bella was seething now.
"Alice if you ever want food, we could always meet at my house, nobody to take your food, have you fall off a bed, you know, all the usual things, besides, Jasper is able to make himself breakfast." Bella said, there was a hint of smugness in her voice, she had Jasper right where she wanted him, away from Alice. Me and Bella rushed the rest of our cereal.
"Shopping." I sang, knowing full well that was one thing that would get her away from that AWFUL blush. She naturally came running with Jasper's keys and threw them to me.
Bella's POV
We were going shopping, Me, Rose and Alice, I walked the three minute walk to Rosalie and Jasper's house, I say next time we meet at my house, without Jasper, he makes poor Alice blush, just being in the same room will do it, I got to Rosalie's house, she answered the door and we went to her room to chill and chat.
"Oh my god, he is sooo annoying." Rosalie said, dropping down on her bed, I sat down, she could only mean Jasper.
"What now?" I asked, what in the world has Jasper done to piss her off.
"Well, he's not up and we have Alice on her way." That was a problem, the door chimed, Oh god, Alice, we let her in and went back to Rosalie's room, it was now raining, we either couldn't go shopping or we had to wait for Jasper to get up, me and Rose were discussing boyfriends, Alice was in a world of her own.
"Well they are good at opening jars and fixing shelves." Rosalie said, yeah.
"Yeah but they can also break hearts." I said. Our heads turned to Alice, she hadn't heard. There was a knock, Rosalie danced to the door, opened it and came back, I snickered, Jasper was only wearing a towel, there was a thud and then snickers, Alice had fallen off the bed and found it funny, she was red in the face, my laughter stopped, poor Alice, she was blushing. Jasper went and helped her up, thank goodness he didn't drop the towel, Rose looked at him.
"You wanted something, I presume." Rosalie said, Jasper was slightly taken aback at the tone of her voice, it was annoying having him around.
"Yes, I'm looking for my jeans, I can't find them." He said, hello, your clothes, you should know, men.
"Your jeans are in the clean hamper, the paper that was in them is in your bedside cabinet and your... underwear you should know where they are, no way am I looking for them." Alice said, looking him in the eyes, with a straight face, Jasper was horrified at the fact she knew where his clothes were, Rose was smug as was I.
"Thanks Alice." He said to her.
"Jasper, we need your car." Rosalie told him, he nodded.
"See you later, amore." Alice said, Jasper didn't know she said see you later love in Spanish, because the half-wit didn't take spanish.
"See ya Alice." He said, she smiled, he left the room.
"That was close." I said slumping down.
"I know, I also know I'm hungry, they always do that to me." Alice said, poor Alice, she was drained from seeing Jasper, it emotionally drained her. She never considered it bad, she said it was worth it.
"Okay breakfast, then shopping." Rose squealed, we ran for the kitchen, I grabbed the milk, and ran to my seat laughing, Rose and Alice joined me then, we made our cereal, and we were enjoying ourselves.
"Okay a con would be, the dirty clothes." I said, we snickered, imagining men's underwear.
"Well a definate pro would be someone to treat you nicely, like your his princess." Alice chirped happily.
"Someone to help you find things is also good." I turned to the door where Jasper stood, great, he's here, goodbye happy Alice, hello shy Alice.
"Hello Jasper." I said curtly, but I knew there was a dark edge to my voice, I hated Alice's blush, I hated Jasper for being the cause of it. Alice hates her blush too, but she can't hate the man who caused it, me and Rose have no trouble hating him for that.
"Hey Jazz, glad to see you found the jeans." Alice said shyly, good god, why her?
"Yeah thanks again for that." Jasper said, he took a spoonful of Alice's cereal, that is enough, I'm sick of it, he's the reason she needed breakfast, now he was taking it.
"Alice." She looked at me. "If you ever want food, we could always meet at my house, nobody to take your food, have you fall off a bed, you know, all the usual things, besides Jasper is able to make himself breakfast." I said smugly, he was trapped, I rushed the rest of my cereal, and Rose did too, we ran to the door to wait for Alice to get out of Jasper's reach and that dreadful blush.
"Shopping." Rosalie called, Alice came as fast as possible, she threw Jasper's keys to Rose.
Jasper's POV
Rose was going shopping with Bella and Alice today, they were meeting here, thank god Rosalie is a life saver for always cleaning my room, but now I couldn't find my jeans, better go ask her, I knocked on her door, she opened it and went back to her bed, while Bella just snickered at my expense, great, there was a thud and a laugh, wind~chimes, Alice had fallen, I rushed and helped her up, she was still laughing at herself. She finally stopped, I hadn't dropped my towel, thank god.
"You wanted something, I presume." Rose said frostily, I'm confused, what have I done?
"Yes, I'm looking for my jeans, I cant find them." I told her, embaressed that Alice was here to hear this.
"Your jeans are in the clean hamper, the paper that was in them is in your beside cabnet and your... underwear you should know where they are, no way am I looking for them." Alice said looking me in the eyes, she wasn't laughing, she was serious, Rose had let her watch when she clea- oh god, Alice has been cleaning that thing, I'm horrified that Rose let her, and that she knew where half my things are.
"Thanks Alice." I told her.
"Jasper we need your car." Rosalie said, I nodded, sure.
"See you later amore." Alice said, I have no clue what that means, I've never taken spanish, I'll just go with Alice.
"See ya Alice." I said to her, she smiled weakly, with that information in my head I went to get dressed, the jeans were where Alice said they were, thank god, I went to the kitchen, the girls were enjoying their breakfast, and chatting.
"Well a definite pro would be someone to treat you nicely, like your his princess." Alice said, so that's what she wants in a guy, I decided to contribute to the conversation.
"Someone to help you find things is also good." I said, they all looked at me, Rosalie rolled her eyes.
"Hello Jasper." Bella said politely, but I could feel anger directed at me from her as well.
"Hey Jazz, glad to see you found the jeans." Alice said, I sat down next to her.
"Yeah thanks again for that." I said to her, then I grabbed her spoon and took some of her cereal, she didn't seem to mind, she seemed ill.
"Alice if you ever want food, we could always meet at my house, nobody to take your food, have you fall off a bed, you know, all the usual things, besides, Jasper is able to make himself breakfast." Bella said, what was all the usual things? To be honest, what was she talking about? She seemed smug now, then her and Rose rushed the rest of their breakfast, Alice slumped further into her seat, I was just about to see what was wrong but she was distracted by Bella and Rose leaving the table in a hurry, forgetting to grab my keys. Alice pulled herself up and put her empty bowl in the sink, and dragged herself to get her coat, I stood up to help her into it.
"Thanks." She said as I turned her so I could look at her and do up the zip.
"Are you sure your up for shopping?" I asked cautiously, she nodded. "Well if your defiantly sure, don't forget the keys." I put them in her hand and wrapped her fingers around them.
"Thank you, Jasper." She said it like there was something she wanted to say. "Thanks, see you later, I'll pop by." She said with a smile, I smiled too.
"Shopping." Rosalie called, Alice turned on her heel and walked to the door.
"See you later Alice." I said softly, she smiled. "Now run along, you wouldn't want to keep the queen waiting." She ran off with a giggle, not long after I heard the door shut, they were gone.
Alice's POV
Today me, Rose and Bella were going shopping, it was raining when I got out of Emmett's car, he gave me a lift over.
"Bye Emmett." I yelled over my shoulder as I ran for their porch, I heard Emmett drive off as I rang the doorbell. A few minutes later Rose opened the door, we headed to her room to wait for Jasper to get up. We needed his car, his trunk was the biggest we had, plus you cannot ride in a convertible when it's raining, you'll get drenched, while we were waiting for Jasper, Rose and Bella were discussing boyfriends, I didn't join in, having no experience doesn't help in this situation, I was also thinking about telling Jasper that I love him, weighing out my own pros and con's, there was a knock at Rosalie's door, most likely Jasper, how lucky we don't have to disturb his sleep, Rose walked to her door and opened it, then she went back to her bed, Bella snickered, I looked at what she was snickering about, Jasper stood there in a towel, I felt a bit faint, I vaguely felt myself slipping, until I hit the floor with a thud, I laughed, how clumsy, I thought that was Bella's job, Jasper came over and helped me up, he also didn't drop his towel, that could be embarrassing. Rose looked at him.
"You wanted something, I presume." Rosalie said harshly, I knew her and Bella hated my blush, I did too, but they hated Jasper for being the cause, I couldn't.
"Yes, I'm looking for my jeans, I cant find them." Jasper said to her, hmm, where did they go when I cleaned his room, jeans, clean hamper, paper from them, bedside drawer. Oh yeah he doesn't know I clean his room, oh well now he will.
"Your jeans are in the clean hamper, the paper that was in them is in your bedside cabnet and your... underwear you should know where they are, no way am I looking for them." I told him, looking him in his beautiful blue eyes, he seemed... embaressed.
"Thanks Alice." He said to me.
"Jasper, we need your car." Rosalie said, he nodded.
"See you later, amore." I said, Jasper never took spanish, he won't know what that means, he doesn't know I called him love, a term of endearment.
"See ya Alice." He said, still clueless, I smiled. Jasper left Rosalie's room and I flopped back down on her bed, tired.
"That was close." Bella said, taking a seat next to me.
"I know, I also know I'm hungry, they always do that to me." I said, being in close promixidy to Jasper drains me emotionally, I think it's worth it.
"Okay beakfast, then SHOPPING." Rosalie squealed, we ran down to the kitchen, I grabbed the cereal, our favourite: Captin crunch. Bella was already at the table with the milk, I sat down across from her, we were all laughing, they went back to talking about boyfriends, I decided to join them.
"Okay a con would be, the dirty clothes." Bella said, we all snickered, imagining mens underwear.
"Well a definate pro would be someone to treat you nicely, like your his princess." I said, I would gladly have any guy*Cough* Jasper*Cough* that nice.
"Someone to help you find things is also good." I turned to the husky voice that was Jasper's, he stood in the door, wearing his jeans, Rosalie rolled her eyes.
"Hello Jasper." Bella said curtly, there was a hard edge to her voice, I knew why, she would never forgive him for my blush.
"Hey Jazz, glad to see you found the jeans." I told him as he sat next to me, I really was glad otherwise I'd still be red.
"Yeah thanks again for that." He told me, taking my spoon and putting cereal on it, then he put it in his mouth, I had a vacant expression on, I knew that.
"Alice if you ever want food, we could always meet at my house, nobody to take your food, have you fall off a bed, you know, all the usual things, besides, Jasper is able to make himself breakfast." Bella said, I internally sighed, they sped up eating then, rushing so we could get out of here sooner. I slumped farther into my seat, then Bella and Rosalie finished and rushed to wait by the door, a clear sign I had to get the keys, I placed my bowl in the sink, and dragged myself back to my coat, Jasper was ready and waiting holding it out for me, he held it while I put my arms in, treating me nicely, he turned me around.
"Thanks." I said as he pulled up my zip.
"Are you sure your up for shopping?" He asked nervously, not really, I wanted to lie down now, but I had to soilder on. I nodded. "Well if your definatly sure, dont forget the keys." He took them off the table and placed them in my hand, closing my fingers around them.
"Thank you, Jasper..." I said hesitantly, my one chance. "Thanks, see you later, I'll pop by." I told him smiling, he smiled too.
"Shopping." Rosalie called to remind me, I turned away from Jasper and walked to the door.
"See you later Alice." Jasper almost whispered, I turned and smiled at him. "Now run along, you wouldn't want to keep the queen waiting." He said, I giggled and ran to the girls, throwing the keys to Rosalie, who caught them, we left shutting the door behind us.