"The boy… is he dead?" "YOU! Go and check!"… Narcissa begins to grope the boy. She pierces his chest with her harlot claws. She stiffens (as does he…. LOL) and rises from the body. She stands motionless for a moment, staring at his face, before swinging around in one fluid motion, her hair whipping through the cold night air as she openly declares- "Dead." And then after the war, they get together, as Lucius was trampled by a mass of Death Eaters as they strove to depart from the castle. Draco was not pleased with his new daddy- he wanted Potter for himself, you know, for a bit of Drarry action. But Narcissa would not give up Potter so easily. Not after everything they had been through.

Hello warped fanfiction readers! Dementia here, posting a taster of our joint fanfiction, Inside the Belly of the Beast. This was originally written as a joke when we got bored in a lesson, however things spiralled and now there's a whole messed up fanfiction stemming from it. We hope you enjoy the depravity of the thing, and please remember to review!

From Dementia xxx666xxx

DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a Harcissa fic from beginning to end, nor is it a Drarry fic. It has elements of both in there, but it not is primarily either one. The reason for Harry and Narcissa's names being in the pairing is because this fic focuses on them, not as a couple, but just generally. There is no rule saying that any characters paired together must be in a romantic relationship. We apologise for those of you who believed this to be a purely Harcissa based fic, and if that is you then we suggest you leave this fic now. Also, we would just like to point out that this is a JOKE fic, and that we are trolling. If any of you are silly enough to believe this to be a real fic, then we apologise.

We hope we have now made this fic clear, as we have been getting some complaints. For those of you who wish to continue, thank you, and for those who do not, we are sorry that this is not to your tastes.

Signed- Dark'ness and Dementia R-Way