It was a peaceful ordinary day within the town of Colhen. However, today would be quite different than most.
Cindell: -sobbing- WAAAAAH RAGNAAAAAAA !
Cindell quickly rushed to Ragna who was sitting on the bench near the Inn.
Ragna: What's the matter Cindell ?
Ragna looked questiongly as Cindell continued sobbing as she talked.
Cindell: -sniff- Ferghus -sniff- H-He . ..
Ragna: He ?
Cindell: He took -sniff- took ...
Ragna: Took ?
Cindell: My -sniff- My . .
Ragna suddenly jumped up from his seat and began yelling.
Ragna: WHAT ?! THAT BASTARD ! I WONT FORGIVE HIM, IM GONNA SLICE HIS GLIDING FURY OFF AND THEN ILL THROW IT INTO A SPEAR LANNS HURRICANE AND MAKE HIM EAT IT !
Cindell: YUKIANESAAA -cries-
Ragna: Wait what ?
Cindell: -sniff- He broke Yukianesa -sniff-
Ragna: Yuki wha ?
Cindell: My scythe, -sniff- h-he broke it -cries-
Ragna: Oh . . .
Cindell: What did you think I was talking about ? -sniff-
Ragna: Uhhh I thought he took your virgin- ANYWAY its okay ! Brynn broke my twin swords last week, dam crack head . . .
Cindell: -sniff- Really ?
Ragna: Yeah, now I'm weapon less at the moment, -sigh- guess i'll just start given formors knuckle sandwiches for now.
Cindell: Awww
Cindell hugged Ragna
Cindell: It'll be okay we'll be weapon less together -smiles-
Ragna: Thanks, glad I could make you feel a bit better -grin-
Ragna hugged Cindell back. Soon Skyshatter emerged from the Inn.
Skyshatter: Hey guys what's going on ?
Cindell: EEEEP !
Cindell quickly broke away from Ragna and covered her face which began turning red quite quickly.
Ragna: What's wron-
Before Ragna could finish his sentence he turned around and before him was Skyshatter who was entirely naked with no inner armor as well . ..
Ragna: Oh dude what the DOUBLE CRESCENT ?!
Ragna quickly put his hand in front of his face to block his view but it did no good as Skyshatter approached him and Cindell making everything much more revealing . ..
Cindell: KYAAAAH !
Cindell quickly hid behind Ragna in order to block her view as her face began to grow even more red.
Ragna: DUDE WHAT THE HELL ?! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON !
Skyshatter: Oh yeah, I cant . . .
Ragna: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT ?! WHAT ARE YOU TWO YEARS OLD !?
Skyshatter: As in I don't have any clothes -chuckles-
Ragna: WELL WHY NOT !?
Skyshatter: I kinda broke them . . .
Ragna: You . . . broke them ?
Skyshatter: Yeah, I tried enhancing and enchanting them and they all just kinda broke.
Ragna: Well where the hell is your inner armor ?!
Skyshatter: Oh I sold it in order to enhance my armor some more but it didnt go so well :(
Ragna: I can SEE that sadly . . .
Skyshatter: Yeah, well atleast the breeze is quite nice today
Skyshatter then raised his hands to stretch and spread his legs . . .
Cindell: KYEEEH ! SKYYYYYY PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON !
Ragna: DUDE SERIOUSLY !? YOUR BLACK BREEZE IS SCARING AWAY ALL THE PUPPIES AND CHICKENS !
Skyshatter: I told you I broke it all ! And I have no gold left either . . .
Cindell then quickly dashed into the Inn while covering her face in order to block her view of Skyshatter. After a few seconds she quickly returned and gave Skyshatter a box. Still looking away of course . . .
Skyshatter: What is this ?
Cindell: It's clothes . . .
Skyshatter: Really ? For me ?
Cindell: Yes . . .
Skyshatter: Aww thx Cindell
Skyshatter then attempted to hug Cindell but was quickly greeted with a kick to his black breeze . . . it sounded like it crit too . . .
Cindell: EEK !
Skyshatter: DOAHHHHHH !
Cindell then realized what she had done was by instinct.
Ragna: Way to go -laughs-
Cindell: -gasp- SORRY SKY ! I didnt mean too . . .
Skyshatter now on the floor clutching his black breeze in pain . . .
Skyshatter: It's all good . . . in the hood -cough-
Ragna: Yeah, I probably would have done the same thing Cindell it's okay \o/
After a few moments Skyshatter regained his strength and finally clothed himself from the box of clothes Cindell had given him.
Cindell: How is it Sky ?
Skyshatter: MUFFLE MUFFLEEEE . . . MUFFLE ? MUFFLE ?! MUFFLE MUFFLE MUFFLE ?!
Skyshatter was unable to reply properly as he now wore a combine mask that completely blocked all speech patterns. He was now wearing a pink football jersey with the numbers 00 on the back with the name Evie above it. He also seem to have crimson rage gloves that were purple along with pinkish shorts and boots.
Ragna: HAHAHAHAHA ! OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE !
Skyshatter: -angrily- MUFFLLE MUFFLE MUFFLE !
Cindell: Hey dont make fun of Sky ! Those are my clothes after all :(
Ragna and Skyshatter: Your clothes ? Muffle Muffle ?
A moment of silence passed and Ragna then began muttering under his breath.
Ragna: You lucky bitch of a son . . .
Cindell: Did you say something Ragna ?
Ragna: Oh no, nothing . . .
Skyshatter then began cheering while pointing and laughing at Ragna. Suddenly a Karok appeared that broke the moment.
MeGrab: Hey there sexy fine -grinning-
Skyshatter: Muffle ?
MeGrab: How about me and you get together, Ill show you my PILLAR MASTERY
Cindell: Oh no . . .
Ragna: OH YES ! SHE WOULD LOVE TO !
Skyshatter: MUFFLE ?!
MeGrab: Alrighty then, ill show you how I PILLAR TOSS in bed . .
Soon the Karok picked up Skyshatter unaware that it was actually a guy since the name Evie was on the back of his jersey. Skyshatter then began squirming in protest as he was carried away by the karok into the Inn.
Skyshatter: Muffle ! MUFFLE MUFFLE MUFFLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
Cindell: What just happened ?
Ragna: We have just witnessed the birth of a star Cindell.
Cindell: More like unlucky star . . .
End.