Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Pirates of the Caribbean but I wish I did. I only own Zeke. This is probably going to be part of a mini series of one-shots. And Now Enjoy The Show! (Lol I always wanted to say that! XD)

The Misadventures of Aqua & Kairi…

In Tortuga

Aqua's POV

I walk around Tortuga feeling at peace for some odd reason. I wonder what Kairi would do when she finds the note I left for her and the gang? I bet she gonna go like "AQUA! Why did you without me?" *Sniffle* "I wanna drink rum with you too." *Sniffle* I laughed to myself. "Aqua!" Hey, why do I hear Kairi's voice? "AQUA!" "OH SHIT, I GOTTA RUN!" "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SNEAK! I WON'T TELL YOU WHERE JACK IS!" Kairi yells. "TELL ME! I WON'T TELL YOU WHERE MY STASH IS!" I yell back at her. "Even the strawberry daquiti?" she asks me. "Yes even that." I tell her. Then Jack came around the corner with Will right behind him. "Damn it! Kairi! Aqua!" he yells at us. "Yes?" we said together while tugging on each other's hair. "HERE!" he yells handing us bounty. "We love you!" We yelled as we ran away with Jack and Will chasing us for the bounty. (Rum, Rum punch, whatever Kairi wanted, etc….) "Aqua! We gotta find a place to drink this," Kairi says. "THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!" I yell. C'mon! We deserve some too!" Jack and Will yells still chasing after us. "COME HOME WITH US!" "YES PARTY, PARTY, PARTY!" Me and Kairi yells.

5 hours later…. (Still Aqua's POV)

"Yo ho, yo oh, a pirates life for me!" Me, Kairi, Jack, and Will sang. While Zeke and the gang was knocked out cold, (because they were drunk. XD) "Hey Aqua," Kairi says to me "are you thinkin what I'm thinkin?" Kairi asks me looking over at Zeke and the gang. "Yees I am." I reply pulling out two really dark black markers. "You two have fun." Jack tells us as he slowly sinks into unconsciousness. "Ok" we replied. "Hey Kairi, I have a better idea." I tell Kairi. "Wait, where's Will?" Kairi asks. "I think he left." I replied. "Ok on with the show!" Kairi whispers excitedly. I most of the drawing, which was pretty funny.

The Next Morning….

*Yawn* "Wow, I had a good night's sleep!" Jack says as he wakes up stretching. Me and Kairi just giggled as we handed him a mirror. "Why are you handing me a mirror?" Jack asks taking the mirror. "Oooh you'll see." I replied. "Um…ok" Jack says as he looks into the Mirror. "Damn it! AQUA!" He yells as he looks up from the mirror, and he saw that we were already running away. "Now how I going to get this off?" we heard him asks himself. "I'm going to get you for this!" I heard him yell. "I…think…we…lost…him." I tell Kairi as we came to a stop. "Zexion?" "Yeah?" He was on the comms. "Open a Dark Corridor home." I tell him. "Yes Ma'am."

Just as Zexion opened the Dark Corridor Jack came running to us yelling "KAIRI! AQUA! You better not be leaving!" "Sorry! Better luck next time at our performance! With love," Kairi said throwing a rose disappearing along with me as well. We still had the bounty. So why not have a party?

THE END