Just a little idea that popped into my head. I do not own any of the Soul Eater characters! They belong to Atsushi Okubo!
So here is my first story up on Fanfiction. Hope you like~!
Kid sat in the classroom after school hours next to Black Star. It was all his fault he was even in here. It didn't happen long ago, but Kid began to reflect on the events leading up to being in detention.
Black Star was being loud during class. He was babbling on about how much of a 'star' he was. Annoyed, Kid had told him to shut up. At that same moment, Professor Stein was walking into the classroom. He heard Black Star being loud, but he heard Kid, too.
So here the both of them are. The young shinigami had never gotten detention in his life. He was always quiet during class and never made a big deal of things, so how did this blue-haired, sad excuse for an assasin get him here?
Stein sat at his desk and stared at the two meisters in complete boredom. He then reached in his pocket and pulled out a cigarette. Before he lit it, he asked Kid and Black Star if they minded. With their okay, he puffed smoke like a chimney. "Thanks," he said, "I needed that."
Black Star slouched in his chair and mumbled about how he was too 'awesome' to be here. Kid sat up straight in his chair with his arms crossed. He hated having to put up with this asymmetrical waste of space. (No flames! I actually love Black Star!) He kept looking up at the clock and wondered if time could go any slower. There were two hours left to be here. He sighed.
Black Star sat up in his chair and looked straight at Kid. Annoyed, Kid looked back at him with his eyebrow twitching. The blue haired meister began to ponder while he kept starring at the shinigami. He tilted his head from side to side and muttered random things under his breathe. This went on for a few minutes until Kid asked him what the hell he was doing.
"Can you beat Chuck Norris in a fist fight?" he asked.
He mearly scoffed at the stupid question and looked at the clock again. Black Star puffed up his cheeks in frustration of being ignored. He then thought of something and smirked.
"Well, it's pretty obvious that you'll lose in the first split second of the fight. You'd probably be crying like a baby, too!"
Kid grit his teeth and Stein just took another inhale of smoke. Black Star grinned in triumph, but didn't last long when Kid turned to face him.
"Chuck Norris can pile-drive you into the ground in the most symmetrical way known to mankind!" Kid exclaimed.
Black Star frowned. He then came up with a comeback after a few seconds.
"Chuck Norris can take those stripes of your's and tear'em straight off and use them as a boomerang to hit you in the head with! He can do that in the most asymmetrical way possible! So, you can kiss my asymmetrical butt!" he said and stood up to do an akward looking victory dance.
Kid's eyebrow twitched like it was high on caffeine. Stein suddenly mumbled something about wanting to dismember something and looked straight at Black Star. The assasin paled and sat down immediantly. The professor took the cigarette out of his mouth and looked at the two boys.
"Chuck Norris can turn you both into llamas with a touch a his finger and fly off in a jetpack to his yacht in the red spot on Jupiter," he said and took another wiff of his cigarette.
Kid and Black Star sat with their mouths hung open on shock. They looked at each. Almost as if they used telepathy, they vowed never to tell anyone of this. Black Star then layed his head on his desk and Kid rubbed his temples. They didn't know this at the time, but that was the secret that would bind their friendship.